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Reginald Peabody IV, esquire wrote:

I say ol' chap!

My instability runs deeper then aliases:-D

MY SHUNNING IS LIKE AN X-SOLAR BURN/BURST !


YOU BURN ! I BURN YOU TO A CRISP ! YOU SMELL OF BURNED LEATHER AND CONSUMED OIL ! YOU SCREAM ! I LAUGH !

THE WIN... IS MINE !


"SORTA YES ! YES ! WITH FLAMES ! PRETTY PRETTY FLAMES THAT BURN PUNY THREAD !"


The Eye ! It burns in my flames ! My beautiful flames ! Victory ! Victory !


"HO, SHUT UP ! YOU'RE BANNED WITH FIRE !"


"YES ! YOU BURN, YOU ALL BURN ! BURNING IS GOOD !"


IT'S TRUE ! I WON ! NOBODY CHALLENGES FIRE ! I BURN WITH JOY ! YOU'RE WEEPING TEARS OF STEAM !


NO ! I WIN ! I BURN I WIN !


I BURN BRIGHTER ! I BAN YOU IN THE LESS-BRIGHT LANDS ! I AM FIRE, YOU POONY GODHEAD !


BURN ! BURN ! ALL IS BURNING ! I'M BURNING TOO !


[*grapples the Dragon of Agnor*]

You disrespect my holy fire ! How dare you ?

[*goes supernova to try to burn the burning out of the Dragon of Agnor*]

I shall teach you manners and send you back humbled to the slopes of Badon Hill !


I don't understand what everyone's talking about !

I don't need to !

I just need to burn it all !

[*senseless roaring fire*]

I win !


[bursts into sun-like orb]

I see some estimeed colleagues here. Greetings, godlings. But don't be fooled : I am the winnar !


Furniture Merchant is banned for having convinced me to buy tea cozies.


NO SOCK POPPETS, I SAY, MORTALINGS !

AND... I WIN, OF COURSE !


Monty Mouthbreather is banned for being all cartoony.


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Sissyl once bested Gr'nkt Phalzcrum, The Overlord of the Horrendous Hive, Duke of the Gutless Hell, in a game of hopscotch.

It offered her half its kingdom and power over countless gutted souls, but she elected to have its hat, instead.

It was very fond of its hat.


[teleports in]

"You're fortunate, lord Dragon, that I have no interest in saving this mad weasely waif of a derro, or i'd kick your butt !"

[teleports out]


[shakes his head]

"Bah ! Dragons !"

[teleports away]


"Bullying the little people again, Dragon of Agnor, he ? Wanna try to take on someone your size for a change ?"