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20 posts. Alias of Quiche Lisp.
Search Fire's Poof Jony's posts:
I say ol' chap!
My instability runs deeper then aliases:-D
I say ol' chap!
MY SHUNNING IS LIKE AN X-SOLAR BURN/BURST !
YOU BURN ! I BURN YOU TO A CRISP ! YOU SMELL OF BURNED LEATHER AND CONSUMED OIL ! YOU SCREAM ! I LAUGH !
THE WIN... IS MINE !
"SORTA YES ! YES ! WITH FLAMES ! PRETTY PRETTY FLAMES THAT BURN PUNY THREAD !"
The Eye ! It burns in my flames ! My beautiful flames ! Victory ! Victory !
"HO, SHUT UP ! YOU'RE BANNED WITH FIRE !"
"YES ! YOU BURN, YOU ALL BURN ! BURNING IS GOOD !"
IT'S TRUE ! I WON ! NOBODY CHALLENGES FIRE ! I BURN WITH JOY ! YOU'RE WEEPING TEARS OF STEAM !
NO ! I WIN ! I BURN I WIN !
I BURN BRIGHTER ! I BAN YOU IN THE LESS-BRIGHT LANDS ! I AM FIRE, YOU POONY GODHEAD !
BURN ! BURN ! ALL IS BURNING ! I'M BURNING TOO !
[*grapples the Dragon of Agnor*]
You disrespect my holy fire ! How dare you ?
[*goes supernova to try to burn the burning out of the Dragon of Agnor*]
I shall teach you manners and send you back humbled to the slopes of Badon Hill !
I don't understand what everyone's talking about !
I don't need to !
I just need to burn it all !
[*senseless roaring fire*]
I win !
[bursts into sun-like orb]
I see some estimeed colleagues here. Greetings, godlings. But don't be fooled : I am the winnar !
Furniture Merchant is banned for having convinced me to buy tea cozies.
NO SOCK POPPETS, I SAY, MORTALINGS !
AND... I WIN, OF COURSE !
Monty Mouthbreather is banned for being all cartoony.
Sissyl once bested Gr'nkt Phalzcrum, The Overlord of the Horrendous Hive, Duke of the Gutless Hell, in a game of hopscotch.
It offered her half its kingdom and power over countless gutted souls, but she elected to have its hat, instead.
It was very fond of its hat.
"You're fortunate, lord Dragon, that I have no interest in saving this mad weasely waif of a derro, or i'd kick your butt !"
[shakes his head]
"Bah ! Dragons !"
"Bullying the little people again, Dragon of Agnor, he ? Wanna try to take on someone your size for a change ?"