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Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

How to Recognize Someone Who is Not Doing Their Job:

E-Mail #1: "Hi everyone! I am pleased to announce that I'm moving on from Global Megacorporation! Thank you all for being so awesome!

"Reply All" Responder: "Dear xxx. I have completed my review of your material and it looks fine. I made these small changes, but otherwise you may proceed."

In other words, "I've created a copy-paste response for ALL emails from my colleagues, and I'm no longer even bothering to read their emails."

If *I* were that person's manager, a LOOOOONG heart-to-heart would be in order...

REPLYALLCALYPSE

*begins playing Caribbean music*

ReplyAllCalypso?


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I've made a gun that shoots guns that shoot swords that explode. Is that close enough?


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Worst case scenario your 2/3rds right.

*you're

:)


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And I've been outing my up work.


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Completly horrified Vidmaster7 wrote:
If no one replies to that I think we can all just pretend it didn't happen.

Are you trying not to take responsibility for what you did?

To be clear, I'm implying that Vidmaster7 made Freehold ride a bike. Nothing weird, deviant, sexual, or weirdly deviant sexual is implied here.

Or is it?


Limeylongears wrote:

Sit in a virtually empty office doing more or less sod all, since it's 25 to 9.

Contemplate macaroni cheese.

Wonder how Jimmy Buffet would interpret The Jam's 'Going Underground', and get as far as 'Glowing Underpants, Glowing Underpants, hairy arse paints slay Andy Sirkis' clown'

I just checked in with Jimmy, and he says he has never heard of that song so it's probably not gonna get mutilated anytime soon.


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Ok, Singapore, I got questions.

1) Why do you have Sweet Corn flavored ice cream?
2) Why are you serving ice cream on bread?
3) Why the f!&& is the bread pink and green?

Thank you.


Drejk wrote:

Four more days...

(to playtest)

*tests play*

Hmm. Turns out the audience didn't like it. Maybe I should have "borrowed" less dialogue from Shakespeare. Or maybe I should have "borrowed" more.

*starts rewriting play*


Wait...she's looking for smart and polite so she contacted you? That doesn't seem right.


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Just a Mort wrote:

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And give him a break Gran...

That's just not possible.


He was having a carpe diem.


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Pretty sure some people are from Uranass.


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Now there's 5.1 of me.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Your Snark switch?

Would you prefer he weld his Snarf switch in the "off" position?


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Just a Mort wrote:
I wish I could keep my emotions on the inside... If I'm pissed I'll go around radiating irritation and pissing the whole world off, so the entire world would know about it.

It would probably help if you didn't puff up your fur and hiss.


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Freehold DM wrote:

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I hope your butt feels better.

Yes, I have been waiting a while to use that line.

I'm a little surprised you didn't offer to rub some sort of ointment on it.

EDIT: I fixed a coding error.


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Can you resist the shiny, red, button!!!


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Freehold DM wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
Also, my FF lens tends to default to IX. Vivi > Quina.
shudder IX remains awful to me. The character designs fall into my uncanny valley, reaching almost dark crystal proportions(not quite).

Hmm..."Fall into my uncanny valley" sounds vaguely like an awkward pick-up line a woman might use.


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*returns from "work" to continue alias blitz*


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Kileanna wrote:

OK, a briefing before going to sleep (I have worked third shift two consecutive days and my neighbor is playing to be a carpenter by day)

John has PMed me to see if I was OK

I am

I have been really busy with work, preparing some RPG sessions and,mainly, spending the little free time I have on improving my art as I am going to be unemployed soon and I will try to get some commissions for some extra income.

That and also promoting myself on Twitter and Deviantart have taken all my time and I cannot checl the boards as often as I did.

I am going unemployed on day 15th this month so I will try to catch up after that.

I will read all the previous posts whenever I can.

Greetings to everybody.

Btw, my new Twitter account is @leilaascariz , but I mostly speak on Spanish there xD
I post some WiPs and random stuff though.

Huzzah! A wild Kileanna has appeared! Someone catch her quick before she gets away!!!


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lisamarlene wrote:

::reads every post on previous page::

::mumbles "what the actual f@#%" about 78 times::
::goes away::

Yeah, the last page did get kind of weird. Unlike the other 3,293 pages, which are all perfectly normal.


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Or My Little Pony?


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Mark M'Words could also be a good name for a Bard.


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You know, despite it having been how ever many years, every time I see your name Kajehase, I keep thinking it means "caged rabbit". I don't know why.


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Hey, wait a minute...That's not a Frank Drebbin line. That's from Dr. Rumack from Airplane! That's a completely different character played by the same actor. Get your s+!$ together, man!


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Sissyl wrote:
Makes it likely she'll be defeated.

Sally's been dis-armed and de-feeted? Throw her in the water and we'll change her name to Bob.


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I hate that I'm whinging so much right now.


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Woohoo! Alias fight!


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John Napier 698 wrote:
Captain Yesterday, FaWtL 6 News wrote:

I'm not equipped to shop for apples in today's world of designer apples.

Pazzazz! That's not even a real word! (Though pizzazz is, learn how to spell!) Envy!?! Not for 2.99 a pound!

So, exactly how are these designer apples any different than normal apples? Aside from the marketing.

Designer apples have little alligators embroidered on the pocket.


Sorry, I was unclear. I know that part. He also hates Facebook. I mean the rest of it. I gather it's about some books possibly being turned into a tv show, but I have no idea what the books are. I do know who most of the actors are, though, so I guess that's something.


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Conversation from a video I'm watching of people playing a Bigfoot hunting video game:

R: I'm thinking we catch him in a bear trap and then shoot him to weaken him.

J: Bigfoot can get out of a bear trap, can't he?

R: I don't know, that's a lot of foot to be caught in a trap.

I agree, that would be a lot of foot.


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F is for Fire that burns down the whole town,
U is for Uranium...BOMB!
N is for No Survivors when you-

Wait, that isn't right. Is it?


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Yep. Also, I just don't want to hear it.


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Mark Thomas 66 wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Treppa wrote:
I don't understand why people think "moist" is a gross word. I think "chunk" is much more disgusting.

"Chunk" is bad. So is "succulent".

And don't get me started on "gish".

I don't know succulent is kinda sexy

How about bracken? Or kumquat? Why not Zoidberg?


Why did I read that as "twerk my back"?


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Renewable or not, they do seem to have an awful lot of flaming bikes.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Although that will not be a fun day 12-8 am sat at WHOI. 4pm-8am through NYE at the hospital. Guess what the hospital is full of on NYE? I'll give you a hint: It's not staph infections.....

Glitter?


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Captain Yesterday wrote:
Actually Pea Bear is included in the loved ones, I need all the ammo I can get waking that one up.

Do you open one up and waft it under her nose like a vial of smelling salts?


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As opposed to the Scottish Christmas tradition of the drunken hurl at the O'Brawley's.


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That's fine. They'll repel the Werecrabs.


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C.Y., Mayor of Chillin'Town wrote:
I haven't found my keys yet, but I found ten bucks. :-)

Oh, hey. That's my $10. Thanks for finding it for me. I totally lost it last time I was there for Sporkstaking.


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ALL the games? That's a lot of games.

I'm in. Let's do this.


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captain yesterday wrote:

Great, now i have to ask my wife what her favorite band is.

"How can you not know what my favorite band is, it was playing on our wedding day!"

And it isn't even my birthday.

Play it safe, and assume it's the Cruxshadows. Can't go wrong with the Cruxshadows.


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Rosita the Riveter wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
It's okay. All we southerner conservatives look alike... ;)
Something tells me you'd say the same of us West Coast Liberals.

On the internet, we all look the same.

Like faceless blobs.


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Freehold DM wrote:
baron arem heshvaun wrote:
Freehold it's looking like Hoth out there.

isn't it beautiful?

I actually missed work at the second job because of it- no buses were running to the train station.

Ch, what's it looking like by you?

You could set that bike on fire and help warm up that poor woman.


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Orthos wrote:
Currently binging my way through Red vs. Blue. I only watched the first handful of seasons and apparently it went on a long time after that. Been worth a few good laughs. =)

Caboose is my hero.


I'm addicted to brake fluid, but don't worry. I can stop anytime.


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Sharoth wrote:
... RWBY IS BACK!!!!...

RWBY! RWBY! RWBY!

*cue footage of stadium full of Notre Dame fans, replacing original audio*


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Little Lost Bird wrote:
Are you my Mother?

Pretty sure Adequate is a boy duck. At least I assume so since he has never laid an egg, to my knowledge.

Therefore, no, he is not your mother.


What creature sucks the blood out of goats while making an oom-pah-pah sound?

Tubacabra!

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