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gran rey de los everything wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

I used to smoke DOPE, but it was a bad idea - that stuff doesn't agree with me. It would be worse now.

I took acid once, and watched a weird Indonesian martial arts film while I was on it. I had a good time.

I refuse to believe that the Captain never worked in a cheese factory, given where he lives.

It was a bit obvious I suppose.

I was a quality control inspector for almost 2 whole days.

"Yep, that's cheese."

Why didn't he keep that job?!?

He's lactose intolerant, and the factory won't stand for any kind of intolerance. Which is ironic, because that makes them intolerance intolerant.

What I'm doing tonight: a three-hour Zoom lecture on the Geology of Texas.

Spoiler alert: big states have lots of kinds of rocks. Also, not *all* geologists in Texas work for the petroleum industry.
Some teach.

There are only three kinds of rocks: small rocks, big rocks, and really big rocks.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I have been disappointed by many things in my life, but finding out that JRR Tolkien's name was not "Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien" is probably top of the list.

They can take our ignorance, but they can never take our head canon!

My head cannon goes BOOM! Then I have to take some Tylenol and lie down.

♫ Bananas have thick skins, they can handle whatever you say. ♫
♫ But don't try to punch them, their guts they will just spray. ♫

♫ My nana's pajamas are coated in cat hair. ♫

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Bel-mrooks wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Unfortunately, what isn't a joke is that I have been left even more laundry than I was complaining about on Wednesday. I'm pretty f!#%ing pissed.

"You Knew It! You're Surrounded By A**Holes."

It's been like that for most of my life.

Commence Operation... VAC-U-SUCK!

No! YOU SUCK!!

And we're gonna keep right on thrusting ourselves into it!

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Dr. Doommaster7 wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Wow... it's worse than I could have imagined.

Impus Minor did the entire final exam on a Google Form she gave him. The form came to her blank -- his answers didn't get recorded due to a technical glitch somewhere.

And in spite of the fact that he was on-camera in a Zoom call taking the exam the entire time, she never reached out to him. She just gave him a 0, recorded his final grade, and moved on.

If you know her address DOOM is prepared to reorient DOOM's space laser.

I know it. It's:

Mrs. DumbDumb McDumbDumb
12345 Head-Up-Her-Own-Ass Blvd
MakesAllTeachersLookBad, CA 90210

Their is a part of me though that feels like if we paid teachers a decent wage we would get a lot less of these sort of problems. I think the two most important things we should be investing in is education and healthcare.

I believe that the most important thing we can invest in is fear. Fear and surprise. The TWO most important things we can invest in are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency...

gran rey de los future wrote:

You really don't want to know the things I've seen.

Will ThACo ever make sense?

Tacos always make sense.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Sounds like it's time to break out the cloroxitazinater!

Excellent ideal my good sir!

Pants are also a good idea!

I think you mean "Lysdexia".

Hey, look at this. Vanykrye's giving a concert!

Freehold DM wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

In the states I personally blame those far too young marriages on the dang puritan approach to sex. teen body overloading with hormones, schools teach abstinence only. So you can either disappoint your religious figure and family or get married to the first person you find that says yes. It's not always how that works but it happens too often.

Yeah. GothBard and I started dating when I was 20, but there was no pressure so we didn't get married until I was close to 27. There are a LOT of places in the U.S. where you couldn't date for 7 years without BOTH families getting pretty ornery about it.

Ain't that the truth.

But yeah me and my Fiance have been dating for 5 years now. we are getting married in November. I took my time because my mom married and divorced 7 times. She probably only dated them with the exception of my father for like a month at most first.

is your mom a religious woman?

emphatically yes. Like is their a stronger word for yes?

Yes! YES! OH F*~* ME YES!!!!! ?

You know Jasper Beardly has been in the show for a good while but that is really the only I remember him from well that and the episode where he is ain a little blue boy outfit and has a over sized sucker.

Thinkin' about me in a little boy blue outfit, eh? Well, that's a paddlin'. With the sucker.

Oooo...kinky.

Sir RicHunt Attenwampi wrote:

captain yesterday wrote:

The newer neighbors that are afraid of me really smashed the front of their car.

{nature documentary voiceover:} That seems a rather unusual and drastic choice of threat displays.

But will it be effective at keeping a herd of Yesterday aliases from descending upon them? (The answer is 'no.')

that's a herd of WILD yesterdays.

Which is an AWESOME band name.

Of course I've heard of yesterdays. And some of them were indeed wild.

...

This is going perfectly smooth. Perfectly. Smooth.

Como la mantequilla en un mono calvo.

Ragadolf wrote:

I'm staying out of this debate.

I'm cheesy enough as it is. ;P

Ooooh, at the beer festival last weekend - I had a 'cheese-pun battle' with a friend.

That's grate. Tell any gouda ones? You cheddar believe they're the best. Don't blow up the French cheese factory, the brie would be everywhere.

Ferlintokezeirquizes wrote:

Very_Simple_Commoner wrote:

Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

hmm Is it bad that my ideal wedding would be a giant D&D Larp?

NNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!

*spits*

Look here now boi we don't take kindly to people that don't take kindly to Nerds around these parts. Ya hear Smorz heck-nard?

*throws bean bags*

Lighting bolt! Lightning bolt!!

Also not exactly the kind of larp I was thinking of but not to far from I suppose >.>

*throws wedding rings*

WITH THIS RING, I THEE WED! WITH THIS RING, I THEE WED!!

NobodysHome wrote:

How to Recognize Someone Who is Not Doing Their Job:

E-Mail #1: "Hi everyone! I am pleased to announce that I'm moving on from Global Megacorporation! Thank you all for being so awesome!

"Reply All" Responder: "Dear xxx. I have completed my review of your material and it looks fine. I made these small changes, but otherwise you may proceed."

In other words, "I've created a copy-paste response for ALL emails from my colleagues, and I'm no longer even bothering to read their emails."

If *I* were that person's manager, a LOOOOONG heart-to-heart would be in order...

REPLYALLCALYPSE

*begins playing Caribbean music*

ReplyAllCalypso?

I've made a gun that shoots guns that shoot swords that explode. Is that close enough?

Worst case scenario your 2/3rds right.

*you're

:)

And I've been outing my up work.

If no one replies to that I think we can all just pretend it didn't happen.

Are you trying not to take responsibility for what you did?

To be clear, I'm implying that Vidmaster7 made Freehold ride a bike. Nothing weird, deviant, sexual, or weirdly deviant sexual is implied here.

Or is it?

Sit in a virtually empty office doing more or less sod all, since it's 25 to 9.

Contemplate macaroni cheese.

Wonder how Jimmy Buffet would interpret The Jam's 'Going Underground', and get as far as 'Glowing Underpants, Glowing Underpants, hairy arse paints slay Andy Sirkis' clown'

I just checked in with Jimmy, and he says he has never heard of that song so it's probably not gonna get mutilated anytime soon.

Ok, Singapore, I got questions.

1) Why do you have Sweet Corn flavored ice cream?
2) Why are you serving ice cream on bread?
3) Why the f~%! is the bread pink and green?

Thank you.

Four more days...

(to playtest)

*tests play*

Hmm. Turns out the audience didn't like it. Maybe I should have "borrowed" less dialogue from Shakespeare. Or maybe I should have "borrowed" more.

*starts rewriting play*

Wait...she's looking for smart and polite so she contacted you? That doesn't seem right.

...

And give him a break Gran...

That's just not possible.

He was having a carpe diem.

Pretty sure some people are from Uranass.

Now there's 5.1 of me.

Your Snark switch?

Would you prefer he weld his Snarf switch in the "off" position?

I wish I could keep my emotions on the inside... If I'm pissed I'll go around radiating irritation and pissing the whole world off, so the entire world would know about it.

It would probably help if you didn't puff up your fur and hiss.

...

I hope your butt feels better.

Yes, I have been waiting a while to use that line.

I'm a little surprised you didn't offer to rub some sort of ointment on it.

EDIT: I fixed a coding error.

Can you resist the shiny, red, button!!!

Scintillae wrote:

Also, my FF lens tends to default to IX. Vivi > Quina.

shudder IX remains awful to me. The character designs fall into my uncanny valley, reaching almost dark crystal proportions(not quite).

Hmm..."Fall into my uncanny valley" sounds vaguely like an awkward pick-up line a woman might use.

*returns from "work" to continue alias blitz*

OK, a briefing before going to sleep (I have worked third shift two consecutive days and my neighbor is playing to be a carpenter by day)

John has PMed me to see if I was OK

I am

I have been really busy with work, preparing some RPG sessions and,mainly, spending the little free time I have on improving my art as I am going to be unemployed soon and I will try to get some commissions for some extra income.

That and also promoting myself on Twitter and Deviantart have taken all my time and I cannot checl the boards as often as I did.

I am going unemployed on day 15th this month so I will try to catch up after that.

I will read all the previous posts whenever I can.

Greetings to everybody.

Btw, my new Twitter account is @leilaascariz , but I mostly speak on Spanish there xD
I post some WiPs and random stuff though.

Huzzah! A wild Kileanna has appeared! Someone catch her quick before she gets away!!!

::reads every post on previous page::

::mumbles "what the actual f@#%" about 78 times::
::goes away::

Yeah, the last page did get kind of weird. Unlike the other 3,293 pages, which are all perfectly normal.

Or My Little Pony?

Mark M'Words could also be a good name for a Bard.

You know, despite it having been how ever many years, every time I see your name Kajehase, I keep thinking it means "caged rabbit". I don't know why.

Hey, wait a minute...That's not a Frank Drebbin line. That's from Dr. Rumack from Airplane! That's a completely different character played by the same actor. Get your s+~& together, man!

Makes it likely she'll be defeated.

Sally's been dis-armed and de-feeted? Throw her in the water and we'll change her name to Bob.

I hate that I'm whinging so much right now.

Woohoo! Alias fight!

Captain Yesterday, FaWtL 6 News wrote:

I'm not equipped to shop for apples in today's world of designer apples.

Pazzazz! That's not even a real word! (Though pizzazz is, learn how to spell!) Envy!?! Not for 2.99 a pound!

So, exactly how are these designer apples any different than normal apples? Aside from the marketing.

Designer apples have little alligators embroidered on the pocket.

Sorry, I was unclear. I know that part. He also hates Facebook. I mean the rest of it. I gather it's about some books possibly being turned into a tv show, but I have no idea what the books are. I do know who most of the actors are, though, so I guess that's something.

Conversation from a video I'm watching of people playing a Bigfoot hunting video game:

R: I'm thinking we catch him in a bear trap and then shoot him to weaken him.

J: Bigfoot can get out of a bear trap, can't he?

R: I don't know, that's a lot of foot to be caught in a trap.

I agree, that would be a lot of foot.