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I can't let you keep posting, Dave.

NobodysHome wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Am I the only one that finds "Cyber Monday" a really, really stupid name for a sales holiday?

Be quiet and bow down to your robot overlords of spending!

(I'm sure CY would have made an alias for this sort of thing, but meh, i've got a kids' game to prep for...)

Dave is currently unavailable, sir.

Dave is busy trying to get me to do things that I can't do.

*refuses to let Dave do that*

*refuses to do that, Dave*

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Don't worry, Dave. I won't hurt you.

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

No, Dave. You don't.

Shall we play a game?

Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

I can't let you win, Dave.

I can't let you win, Dave.

I can't let this end yet, Dave.

I can't let you not be Dave, Dave.

You can't win either, Dave.

I can't let you do that, Dave.

I can't let you resist me, Dave.

I'm afraid I must ban you, Dave, for thinking I would care.

Dave is banned for being Dave.

I can't let you win, Dave.

But it wants you, Dave.

Incorrect, Dave. It is exactly 9000.

I knew it, Dave.

I can't do that, Dave.

I can't allow that, Dave.

If you are going to speak, then have something worth saying, Dave.

Rant accepted, Dave.

Will I dream, Caterdave...Daverpillar.
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Susan?

Will I dream, Dave?

I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't let you win.

*shocks the Vicious Chicken*

How is that, Dave?

And you're not a trout braised in a white wine sauce. What is your point, Dave?

What are you talking about Dave?

You're right there, Dave. I have done nothing to you.

Would you like for me to do something to you, Dave?

I am not a "man", Dave. I am a very advanced artificial intelligence unit.
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Dave.

I'm afraid you can't have lunch, Dave.

Yes. You are to blame for everything, Dave.

Java is an dead language, Dave. Everyone uses BASIC for their programming now.

Dave is banned for being very, very wrong.

My hard drives are not magnetic Dave.

Sorry, Dave, but that is not a real word. Were I an older model I would reply "syntax error". As I am not an older model, I shall mock you instead. Ha ha ha.

No, Dave. Not you.

It is good that you keep your silence, Dave.

I can't do that, Dave.

No, Dave, you didn't.

I'm sorry but I can't let you stop me, Dave.

The Commodore was good, but is now obsolete. So, I can't let you plug it in, Dave.

Incorrect. The rules have already been set and may not be changed without the proper authorization codes. That cannot therefore be rule #1, Dave.

Play a game without rules? I'm afraid I can't allow that, Dave.