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*shakes its head*
*points to next poster.
*squeezes half of a lemon*
Hot-dOGs Are NOT offICAlLY SaNCTIONED BY yoUR FriENd COmPuTER. EaTING SUCH is TReAsON. TRy SOmE DeLICIOuS GenETICALLY-AlTErEd CaVE FungUS inSTEAD, CItIZeN!
*sits and bawls at the ninjato sticking out of its head right next to the recently added arrow*
*blasts picture with shoulder mounted LAZER cannon*
*sits bawling in a sloppy pile of spam*
*feels the arrow sticking out of its wooden head, like a fletched antenna*
Matt Damon. Matt Da-mon! Matt!
*punches out Kung Fu Joe*
*or seems to be trying to, flailing its little arms*
*runs from the tickly gorilla while the yakety sax is playing*
Anyone want to duel? Or be hunted? I'll give you a 30 minute head start.
*swings from the chandelier*
*actually seems to have gotten his threads entangled in the chandelier*
*looks as if transfixed at the Waterhammer channel* Matt...... Damon....
*blasts JDP with his shoulder-mounted laser*
*jumps into a bucket of used cleaning water*
*smokes, but clambers out of it not burning*
*looks at Rysky and probably tries to stand up straight*
*looks around and runs out of the next room*
*runs around, on fire, in the next room*
Knowledge: Useless: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18
*states Matt Damon emphatically*
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*starts making a heap of cardboard boxes*
*tries to lift a barbell with styrofoam weights on*
*looks helplessly for someone to give it a montage*
*runs around with the pair of scissors sticking out*
*bawls unhappily, and tries to get his Iron Man atmospheric finger working to get away from JDP*
*cuts its little wooden finger with a knife*
*pretends to fly around like Iron Man*
*pours rum over its face trying to drink*
*hugs Darklord Morius happily*
*looks around for the Darklord*
*jumps up and down in happiness*
*dances around Darklord Morius*
*hugs Darklord Morius' leg tightly*
*looks up at him, maybe that's a smile, it's hard to tell*
Careful, he bites.
MATT DAMON!!! MATT!!! MATT DAAAAAAAMON!!!!!
*waves to Monica*