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MATT DAMON!!!


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Matt Damon!!!


*shakes its head*

"Matt Damon."

*points to next poster.

"Matt Damon!"

*squeezes half of a lemon*

"Matt Damon."


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*Matt Damons*


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FRIEND COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND wrote:
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Matt Damon.


*sits and bawls at the ninjato sticking out of its head right next to the recently added arrow*


*blasts picture with shoulder mounted LAZER cannon*

Matt!!! Damon!!!!!


*sits bawling in a sloppy pile of spam*

MAATTT DAAAMOOOOOOOON...


*feels the arrow sticking out of its wooden head, like a fletched antenna*

Matt Damon...

Matt Damon. Matt Da-mon! Matt!


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*punches out Kung Fu Joe*

*or seems to be trying to, flailing its little arms*

MAAAATT DAAAAMOOOON!!!


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...Matt Damon?


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*runs from the tickly gorilla while the yakety sax is playing*

MAAAAAATT DAAAAMON!!!!


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Mincer wrote:
Anyone want to duel? Or be hunted? I'll give you a 30 minute head start.

Matt Damon...


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MATT DAMON!!!


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*swings from the chandelier*

*actually seems to have gotten his threads entangled in the chandelier*

MATT DAMON!!!


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Matt Damon!!!


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DAMON!!!


*looks as if transfixed at the Waterhammer channel* Matt...... Damon....


*blasts JDP with his shoulder-mounted laser*

MATT DAMON!!!


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*jumps into a bucket of used cleaning water*

*smokes, but clambers out of it not burning*

*looks at Rysky and probably tries to stand up straight*

Matt Damon!

*looks around and runs out of the next room*


*runs around, on fire, in the next room*

MAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAATT DAAAAAAAAAAMOOOHOOOON!!!


MATT DAMON!!!


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MATT DAMON!!!


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Matt Damon?


MATT DAMON!!!

Knowledge: Useless: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18


*states Matt Damon emphatically*


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MATT DAMON!


[Insert Matt Damon here.]


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Spoiler:
MATT DAMON.


Ventnor wrote:
Polysyllabic word!

Matt Damon?


DeeeeEEErrrr...

Matt Damon.


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*starts making a heap of cardboard boxes*

MATT DAMON...


MATT DAMON!!!

*tries to lift a barbell with styrofoam weights on*

*fails miserably*

*pants*

*weeps*

Matt... Damon...

*looks helplessly for someone to give it a montage*


*runs around with the pair of scissors sticking out*

*bawls unhappily, and tries to get his Iron Man atmospheric finger working to get away from JDP*

MATT DAMON!!!!!


*cuts its little wooden finger with a knife*

*pretends to fly around like Iron Man*


MATT!!!

DAMON!!!


MATT DAMON!!!


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MATT DAMON!!!


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MATT DAMON!!!


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MATT DAMON!!!


*takes bottle*

*pours rum over its face trying to drink*

Matt.... Daaaa...mon...


Joooooooooohnnnnnyyyy... Damon!!!


*nods sadly*


*hugs Darklord Morius happily*

MATT DAMON!!!


*looks around for the Darklord*

*sniffs sadly*

*bawls dejectedly*

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT DAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!


*jumps up and down in happiness*

MATT!!! DAMON!!!

*dances around Darklord Morius*


*hugs Darklord Morius' leg tightly*

*looks up at him, maybe that's a smile, it's hard to tell*

Matt Damon!


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Careful, he bites.

MATT DAMON!!! MATT!!! MATT DAAAAAAAMON!!!!!


*waves to Monica*

Matt Damon!


MATT DAMON!!!

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