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Freehold DM wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:

Huh. I just discovered that the Kurgan (from Highlander) is, in fact, Mr. Crab, from Sponge Bob.

mind=blown

Richard Moll was also "Bull" in Night Court .
huge, huge fan of his. Loved him in both shows.

*facepalm*

Eeeewwwwwwooooo-kay.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk wrote:

How to get Freehold's like on a blogpost...

Note that the NPC is an attractive hedonist. Decadence optional.

that's not true. I'm not some kind of lecherous sex enthusiast!

I'm...

busts out laughing

Oh man, I couldnt keep that up even for one post.

I'm tempted to comment on your inability to keep it up, but I'm too high class for this.


Or I could spend 9 years telling you about how I met your mother.


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NobodysHome wrote:
Safe in London!

I believe there are many banks, and therefore many safes in London. Can you be more specific?


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Had another Gallstone. Worst one yet. Incredibly painful like my organs were on fire while cramping. Talking to a surgeon on Tuesday about having my gallbladder cut out.

That's seems kind of drastic. Having your gall bladder sliced out just because it wants to play Happy Fun Ball with you.


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NobodysHome wrote:

Uh oh... did I disbelieve everybody?

Where are gran? And Vidmaster? And Toto?

gran are here, now. We weren't here earlier.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
These really seem more like observations then jokes.

You're an observation!


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Freehold DM wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

NobodysHome's Dream Car.

FreeholdDM's Dream Car

Are you sure it isn't this?

Warning: NSFW.


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Scintillae wrote:

sigh

Kids mixing up APA and MLA again.

The Acolyte Protection Agency and Major League A&!$*~@s?


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Interesting day. Unexpected 6 month pregnancies, people seeing movies, and Mort worrying about getting forked.

At least it wasn't Mort worrying about being six months pregnant after unexpectedly getting forked while watching a movie.


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Very_sad_vidmaster7 wrote:
Sharoth wrote:

The "rules" that are loosely enforce here are

1 - No politics

2 - No religion

3 - No sports

4 - No hurtful comments.

I take issue with gran and rule number 4 then!

*issues hurtful comment*


Captain Deadpool wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Captain Deadpool wrote:
Have you ever noticed you never see Cable and Thanos in the same movie.
if only we never saw you in a movie.
Ouch! Do you kiss my mother with that mouth!

I think he kissed your mouth with his mother.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Famous people probably know what their autograph sounds like.
Huh... You know that one is interesting. Surely after you've signed it so many times... <mind blown>

*resists urge to make joke about things being blown*


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I like that mercury is a lady with horns.

See, I'm tempted to make a comment about how the horns are fitting because women are evil, but I'm not going to.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Woo finished the hardest part about putting my book together should have the rest done in under 2 weeks. Then comes the decision of how to get it published edited etc.

I would recommend having it edited before it's published. Your post implied you would publish it first, and then have it edited. I know some books (especially rulebooks) seem like they skipped the editing step, but it's probably best not to.


Are you allowed to use Chaos to Purge Chaos?


Vidmaster7 wrote:
Soo woo working on final drafts! Just need a better name for a rogue type hero class. All the good ones are taken like infiltrator or vigilante

How about calling it Jyn Erso or Cassian Andor?


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lisamarlene wrote:

...

During "500 Miles", I was so bored I started doing my best air drum solo at the table with a couple of coffee spoons until I caught the bride's deaf daughter staring at me like I was utterly deranged, so I stopped. It's a good song, but you can't dance to it.

Surely you just march around on the dance floor, singing along at the top of your lungs.


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Thomas Seitz wrote:
*would kill for living players to do Pathfinder* Especially now that I'm going to be stuck away from home for the next two weekends...

Perhaps the problem is that you kill the potential players.


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And Herpes' the Scourge of the North.


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Be a shame if something happened to your army base, Colonel.


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Keep posting.


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Trinam wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Trinam wrote:
To be fair, I haven’t posted in FaWtL in a while. At this point it’s like tradition to assume I’m TOZ.
it did take me a minute to realize you weren't TOZ.
The secret is to realize that when TOZ is snarky he uses the mask icon, and I don't have any settings outside of snarky so all my posting is snark.

HOLY S~~! THAT'S NOT TOZ!!!


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Two bro cats are run into each other in an alley dumpster.
BroCat 1: "Hey bro, I heard you went out with Kitty last night."
Brocat 2: "Yeah, bro. Sure did."
BroCat 1: "So, how did it go?"
BroCat 2: "Not good, bro. I struck out."
BroCat 1: "Ahh, that sucks bro. What happened?"
BroCat 2: "I offered her a tuna, thinking that would help get her in the mood."
BroCat 1: "Yeah?"
BroCat 2: "She said 'Not tonight. I've got a haddock.'"


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Just a Mort wrote:

...

Also is allowed to take natural spell despite not being a druid to cast with paws...

In Tacticstown, all things are possible. It's kind of like Willy Wonka's factory, but with more (and larger) Oompa Loompas.

Or am I the only one who imagines it that way?


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I think you mean "matriculated".


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captain yesterday wrote:

I actually almost felt bad for the night crew, they had all the competent workers in during the day and it's all newbs and B team.

And the closing manager was sick.

Almost.

Is this one of those cases where "I'd feel sorry for them if the f~%!ers didn't deserve it!"?


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Are you like Johnny Appleseed? Do you travel around planting applesauce shrubs? Can you come plant a few in my yard?


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I prefer dogs to cats, yes.


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*rules all he surveys*


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I can not afford a plane ticket to Spain. (Or anything in the spain area really)

Then I guess you better start swimming.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Mystery solved.

Did you require a timid Great Dane and a sexy redhead?


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Sharoth wrote:
~walks in, cursing up a storm~ Totally unfair! Totally not right! Damn it! Damn it indeed! Ok, Mr. Jim Butcher, where in the Hell is the next Dresden Files Book?

Oh, you didn't hear? He contracted that out to George RR Martin to write just as soon as the Game of Thrones books are done. So, should be on sale any day now.

Yes, I copy/pasted my response from the treefort.


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Oh, you didn't hear? He contracted that out to George RR Martin to write just as soon as the Game of Thrones books are done. So, should be on sale any day now.


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Or bubble tea?


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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, AMERICA!! SUCK IT, ENGLAND!


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NobodysHome wrote:

NobodysHome's life

EDIT: Meh. You know you're getting old when you forget to put on pants in the morning. Or you're just Kileanna...

You know, that could be interpreted as "You know you're getting old when you're Kileanna." I'm sure that isn't what you meant, but maybe you're jealous of all the attention she's been getting.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Kileanna wrote:

My closest experience was entering a bar at the seaside wearing a skimpy canary yellow bikini to buy an ice cream. The "bar" resulted to be a kinda fancy restaurant. It was an awkward moment, but I wouldn't get out of there without my ice cream.

What I recall with most intensity was that the ice cream was really expensive and not specially good!
goes into seaside bar business, offers better ice cream

*makes Freehold a sign that reads "Free ice cream for nekkid women. 1 scoop per cup size*


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Sorry, Freehold. These Firefly pick-up lines aren't for you.


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Did you cast Charm, because I failed my Will save.


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That's right, this s*$@ is off the RAILS!!


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It's quiet. Too quiet. Times like this that you might be eaten by a grue. Or a groo. Or possibly even a grew.


aeglos wrote:
Drejk wrote:
If you find a solution, let me know. I could use a way of dealing with my sleep issues as well.

sleep, what is this sleep you are talkin about ?

Despite what others may say, sleep (not beer) is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.


Is Freehold playing with his weather dominator again?


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Wait, I'm confused. Do Anna and Elsa have three snowflakes each, or is there a total of three split between the two of them?


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That is a big damn burger.


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But...if you don't drink Crown Royal, what will you carry your dice in?


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Raven Moon wrote:
SO Im going to have to drive across the country. Any games recommended as I drive?

Risk, or Axis and Allies. Maybe a few 2500pt 40k battles. Battle Masters.


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Yeah. Stupid

Spoiler:
paladins.
Always interfering with my attempts to breed goblins for use as domestic servants. Just picture Downton Abbey, but with tiny pyromaniacs instead of lower-class Brits doing the cleaning, cooking, and behind-the-scenes scheming.


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Nah. It's just when I come into your house at night and take all your sporks. Hence, Sporks-taking. Related nights are Forksnabbing, Spoonsgrifting, Knivesleaving, and the oft overlooked Spatulalicking.

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