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The defendant, hereby named "The Fiend Fantastic", is banned for having laughed for the entirety of the millenia. Frankly, that's very disrespectful of millenias, and this court won't stand for it, because... the Constitution must be protected ! From fiends, even !
You're banned ! But not by me ! I can't be held liable, your Honor ! I merely observe this banishment ! I'm in no way in favor of or against this banishment ! I have no opinion whatsoever ! I'm probably forbidden from opinioning ! I... I... aaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhh !
You ! can not ! stay in this court !
And I move to win !
"Motion dismissed !" [*Raises an accusatory finger towards Matt Damon Puppet*] "From this stringy fiend...
Gruumash ! You dare stand in front of this court, with the heinous deeds I purport that you did ! What deeds, you may ask, your Honor ? It's all in the file [with your bribe] ! Gruumash, be banned to the end of the Earth ! because, and I'm sure that you realize that...
I most strenuously object to Mark Hoover's winning ; and Schism isn't even human, so he has no role to play in front of this court, other than exhibit #21 ! I move to reject and I aim to win. This is the only way to go about this, your Honor, because...
Chuchailabh He was the last remnant of an once proud Welsh Celtic tribe of Fomorians' wranglers, reduced to be an accountant at Edimburg. When the famine struck, he emigrated to America, full of hope and innovative ideas, and, soon after he had disembarked, was gunned down in broad daylight on the streets of New York by an enraged pig's farmer who mistook him for "Poon-Poon" Willy, notorious womanizer and debaucher of married wives. The moral of this sobering story, gentlemen ? THE CONSTITUTION MUST BE PROTECTED ! Altamelbühr
I demand that this uncouth puppet be expelled from this thread, your Honor, because... THE CONSTITUTION MUST BE PROTECTED ! And so, I win this argument. |
