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Stardust is a good one.
And parts of Time Bandits.
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Why are peppers good at archery? Because they habanero.
Does the Samurai air fryer make your fry-up more honorable?
I heard a joke about pizza the other day. I won’t share it here because it’s too cheesy.
This character is finally (mostly) finished. I'm technically all good to go, but we've only played one session so far with minimal mechanical engagement, so I still have a small window to tweak spells known and my teamwork feats. Could someone point me to a good format template for posting a build? I've never posted a full build to the threads before, so I'm not sure how to go about it. Something like this? Garran Oakthorn
I got this stat block from Hero Lab.
Post at the top of page means you’re nekked. Don’t ask me why, ‘cause I don’t know.
I had insomnia last night. As a result of this, at work I was envisioning a combination of Pink Floyd’s The Wall and Twilight. A musical of course.
Hopefully I can get some sleep tonight.
Arnold Schwarzenegger travels back in time to drive a DeLorean and learn to surf. The purpose being to capture a gang of bank robbers who wear the masks of past presidents.
Reliving Groundhog Day until he gets it right…
That’s right. Hip hop.
Lord Foul finally hooks up with Bridget Jones. Together, they despise.
Norbert Gorber? I was in 3rd grade with him.
In a jar, on the mantle piece…
After all these years, the swimming pool of the Titanic still has water in it.
Mom turned upside down spells WOW.
I still play Skyrim. Trying to see how far I can get without dying. 49th level is best so far. I got pushed off a high bridge. Couldn’t manage to become ethereal.
Pointed sticks?
VCR tapes are scary…
Glorious, beautiful rain and a double rainbow. Absolutely fantastic.
I sometimes have a sushi lunch with a coworker on Fridays myself.
Fort Ticonderoga fell quite swiftly in the Revolutionary War, if they are that far along. That place seemed to fall easily to whoever happened to attack it.
I like hot spicy, but that stuff looks too extreme for me.
I’m thinking there will be steam.
Great katana = larger than usual, or just exceptionally good? It goes, katana, great katana, and great, great katana. Which makes you Katana the Third. (Katana III.)
Here’s hoping Cal gets better soon. As for the weekend: “Same thing we do every weekend Pinky. Take out the bike and ride.” (Motorcycle not pedal.)
It is frequently served throughout the land.
At least we have a Stuart of our tax money.
Mix enough water colors and you get a color worse than brown.
The Army that Never Was: D-Day and the Great Deception by Taylor Downing. A fun history of Operation Overlord to convince the Nazis that the invasion of France would happen in Calais instead of Normandy. I don’t know of any books to suggest on the topic, but the various deceptions used by the Allies in WWII are fascinating. I understand that a fake Cairo was created for the Germans to bomb during the African campaign. And of course, the body with the fake documents that was dropped off near Spain, to suggest that the invasion of Sicily was going to be on Crete instead.
Bacon powder, biscuits, bacon, scratch, bacon, and biscuits. The perfect match. Lala la la la la la la la! I did that with speak and spell.
Settle down you lot. He just wants to be King.
After the Great Covid Toilet Paper Disaster, I’ve always kept one ahead on toilet paper super packs.
Someday I’ll make it to the edge of the world. I’ll stand there for awhile in quiet contemplation, spit off the edge, and then just go home.
Imagine: Two tiny fountains. I was out fixing a main break last night. Till after midnight. You know you’re having fun when your wet fingers stick to the metal tools because of freezing.
It’s an island. Just happens to be somewhat connected to Europe at the top.
I got to spend the 6th grade sex ed class in the store room, thanks to my parents. Also got to endure my classmates’ smugness about their superior knowledge. My parents gave me the choice when the class was repeated in 10th grade. Naturally, I chose not to be stuffed in the store room and endure the ridicule of my peers.
It is -9 degrees Celcius, or 15.8 Fahrenburgers, for Americans. We consider this very cold indeed - things are all over ice and frozen slush since the snow on Sunday, and we are pretty fed up of it now. We of Arizona also consider that to be cold. Ongoing drought at the moment though.
Just in time. If you hit the ground, you die.
Except for music. That's objectively worse. Never enough cowbell, is there?
And yet, if the cleric is meditating for spells with channel uses leftover because you used a wand of CLW, you are wasting gold. On a side note: The campaign with all those negative channeling cultists was tough. The attrition was brutal.
I use a toothpaste that contains fluoride. Because of this, I don’t want my water to also be treated with fluoride. There is an MCL and a secondary MCL for fluoride. Otherwise, the Christmas Carol point is well made and humorous.
Oh, that’s the funny part. I have around 1,500 hours of sick time. I just didn’t want to go to the doctor for a cold. Doctors can get sick too. Would have been best for me to just stay home till I was feeling better.
I was told that the smallpox vaccine works on mpox as well. I had a nasty bout of the “common cold “ post Thanksgiving. My company policy calls for a doctor’s note after 2 sick days. So I was back at work on the third day, even though I wasn’t really ready. I’m pretty sure it prolonged my symptoms.
So, I was at the sushi joint for lunch today. Sitting at the table next to us was a kid. 1st grader I’m guessing. He was dressed in a swamp thing suit. As we were leaving, I said to my co-worker: “It might be dangerous for a swamp thing to show up at a sushi restaurant. You could end up on the menu.”
I’m working on a book. It’s my new early retirement plan. It’s also for my own entertainment. If I don’t finish I’ll at least know why.
Get him drunk? On a serious note. If he wants to talk about that stuff he will. If not, best to leave it be.
Dad: “I’ll get dinner ready as soon as I find the potfer.” Kid: “What’s a potfer?” Dad: A pot’s fer cookin’.”
[bragging] I paid off my 30 year home mortgage in 12 years.[/bragging] Mostly a matter of lucky timing. Interest rates were fairly low and housing prices had not yet ballooned when I bought. Also a small house on a tiny lot.
We can neither confirm nor deny that it may or may not be cold enough.
That was one of my few complaints with 4th D&D. It seemed like human was one of the worst, if not the worst choices. In other news the leaves are falling. I remember a time, not so long ago, when the trees were bare by now. Strange, strange times. |