Quiche Lisp |
I made my own movie !
It's called "Quiche Lisp's Fantabulous Kitchen Party", and it shows a romanticized version of myself, weak and self-doubting (hence, the fictional part of "romance"), struggling to gain the affection of an uppity gourmet elf woman - "Saucy Wenda" - during a dinner party,
The major antagonist is "Mr de Fop", a male elf pastry chef who uses every underhanded trick ever devised to put me down and humiliate me in front of my potential paramour.
There's a great fight in the pantry involving thrown saucepans and teapots-turned-into-explosive-devices, putting me and my Chummy Gummy Bears allies against Mr de Fop and his Sugar-coated Ninjas.
At the end of the fight, everyone believes I'm dead... but then in the last scene, I waltz into the wedding ceremony of Mr. de Fop and Wenda, disrupting it, and finally winning the day and the bride with my famous soufflé à la gnome made with the choicest organically grown food.
It's a blast ! And I win !