Ha! Not only did I head injure myself, thus making me unpredictable, but I also have a new villainous scar above my eye.
Mwahahahahahaha!!
I've got nothing.
I've got a little something for you though mate, a brand new, one of a kind, magnetic plasma gun, er... It'll be cash only.
You know how he got that, man?
I do...
I wish I didn't...
Where gobbo brethren go?
You know how he got that, man?
I do...
I wish I didn't...
Got what now?
I like to smurf that I've got quality over quantity.
But in beta complex, comrade, you do not have aliases! Aliases have you!!
{smiles like a predator} What do you want?
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Take a guess, poleboy.
Is the answer 'Humane treatment for bean curd' ?
It had better be.
You know, if you didn't waste so much time making aliases, our relationship might have lasted.
That's what they all say.
Eh!? SHUT UP AND STOP RUNNING THROUGH MY YARD... Youngen's these days, I swear! No respect... ZZZzzz...
Martha!?!
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{squeaks menacingly:} Why did you say that name? Martha? Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
Sigh. I always roll 1s!
Grunt grunt.
No underpants for you!
HeLlo ciTIZens, hOw are You toDAy? ArE yoU reAdy to staVE ofF tHe COMMIE MUTANT SCUM WHO HAVE 400 MUTANT BRETHREN?
Communism? Nobody still believes in communism, that's for stupid people!!
Communism? Nobody still believes in communism, that's for stupid people!!
I do not! And don't call me stupid people!
How dare you good sir, this is a place for seriousness!
So... I made two new ones today, which should be fun to use, if i could just manage to get everything organized...
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Aaahhh! This place is hopeless!
So... I made two new ones today, which should be fun to use, if i could just manage to get everything organized...
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Aaahhh! This place is hopeless!
Fortunately for you, your stat block is already done. ;)
So... I made two new ones today, which should be fun to use, if i could just manage to get everything organized...
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Aaahhh! This place is hopeless!
See! You only have four hundred and one more to go to tie me! You'll get there!
Captain,
That isn't a vine.
Damn it! That'll teach me to cut through Ron Jeremy's backyard.
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So... I made two new ones today, which should be fun to use, if i could just manage to get everything organized...
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Aaahhh! This place is hopeless!See! You only have four hundred and one more to go to tie me! You'll get there!
22/414 For Cap
Who's counting.
I vill stop tomorrow!
Ahhahahahaha!
Who's counting.
Ik ben. Dat is vrijwel alles wat ik doe - tel en loom onheilspellend.
En produceren scree. Ik heb een erg verlegen scree probleem.
Hmmm, someone needs to create a pugwampi tech support alias.
Who needs a gremlin alias when you have two kids.
And don't get me started on their friends.
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Hmmm, someone needs to create a pugwampi tech support alias.
An average call to Abadarcorp. Drexin Support Services.
"Sir! I know what you're going to say already, and i'm still not impressed. Good day, and feel free to call again!"
Might need to find a less obscure gremlin for that.
I dunno. How comfortable is Edith saying "one ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy"?
After reading up on Drexin gremlins and how they like to use their psychic powers to cause others mental pain, I've decided they would be absolutely perfect for customer support of a large corporation.
A new Alias?? I have no clue what you mean...
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm begining to think this new alias was a bad idea...
NO YOU DON'T
...unfortunately he's right.
NO I'M NOT.