i wonder what Rum and Coke says, besides "Arrr! i mean to conquer the Briny Deep!"
or what Hard Root Beer says:)
great now theres another useless factoid i get to search out today:)
edit: turns out it says i'm a communist:-) time to load up my iTunes account with The Leningrad Cowboys
edit 2: wait, is communism the one where the many give all their stuff to the few for an unlimited supply of vodka, not sure how rum enters into the picture, mayhaps a better search is in order:)
edit 3: Mens Health is the place to look, not Cracked lol lesson learned:)