I purpose a race! A race to 400 aliases! Who amongst you is up to the challenge!
Cannot have 400 # whatever aliases, at the most fifteen or twenty.
A prize you ask! I'm glad you asked! You get to keep Kobold Cleaver's aquarium for a whole week!
Also whatever skullduggery you want, anything goes in international waters!
You, um, also have to clean it. The fish keep jamming the filter for some reason.
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~one day~
~one day we will be free~
~and all the petty mortal races will again drink from our cups~
~eat from what we give them~
~and know their place beneath the waves~
~oh no~
~his niece is coming over again in two weeks~
~she won't stop SHAKING THE BAG~
{teleports in, sips gin and tonic} 400 aliases? Oh my, don't strain yourself, dear boy.
Great!
More competition for KC's unreciprocated love.
did you promise to hug them too!!
Easy. Now, let's see what the Elf has sent through...
One... Two... Three...
This is all very well, but would it kill you to put all these on the roster beforehand?
Would it kill you. Ohohoho. Just for you, cheekyface...
{teleports in, sips gin and tonic} 400 aliases? Oh my, don't strain yourself, dear boy.
I shan't, old fruit. We did all this sort of thing six ways past last Tuesday with our eyes closed and our legs crossed in the East India Company.
You just stab, repeat, and blame it on squirrels.
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I just want to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you.
Did someone say "burn this s#+#hole to the f&~@ing ground"
I'm seriously asking.
Is that how you get ants, Barry?
Yes it is, Other Barry!
Wrings hands pondering the possibility of multilevel marketing for alias sales
I don't even know how to make an alias. Someone tell us how?
Go into My Account, and scroll down until you see the Messageboard Aliases section. Click the Create New Alias button. At the next screen, type in a name and click the button to choose an avatar...
Go into My Account, and scroll down until you see the Messageboard Aliases section. Click the Create New Alias button. At the next screen, type in a name and click the button to choose an avatar...
Ah, I see...saith the poet.
Forsooth! Where has Cattie-Brie goneth with my knickers! That b~!$@eth best not seeketh consort with that steroid popping a~!%*~$, Wulfgar!
Verily.
Much brooding
Such angst
Wow
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Don't make me use my aliases. You wouldn't like me when I'm using my aliases.
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Nuts to that.
You just stab, repeat, and blame it on squirrels.
So this is why we have been receiving so many complaints and invitations to court lately.
Someone ask for me?
I've already run out of things to say.
Indeed.
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No mint for you!!!!
Doesn't bother me. One advantage of Undeath is that you get All-Day Freshness and Confidence as standard.
*eats Casper*
*burps*
Bro! Holmes! You look like someone that would appreciate a sheet cake! Mmm... so hot!... hey man! Get your own!
Now, I'm conflicted.
This alias leaves me with a few options.
1. Start ten threads petitioning Chris for more characters for names, as my first choice of "Cap'n Yesterday's Old Wives Tales" was too long.
2. Thank the powers that be (Chris) because now I have to know, who StoryTim is, and how to make it wack.
Also what was it for...
To YouTube!
You just stab, repeat, and blame it on squirrels.
Pepe! My old college buddy! How's life been treatin' ya?
Oh you same old, same old. Burning bridges and blaming squirrels.
I'm sheriff of Longacre now, didn't even have to kill anyone (but I did anyhow)
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No one knows exactly why Captain Yesterday decided to go into work that day when they called him in.
Perhaps it was the winter madness, taking root earlier then usual. Some people say his heart grew three sizes that day. The eldest among us believe he became greedy with that sweet Christmas bling.
What do I believe? I think he was just wack.
And probably stupid, it's f+$#ing cold out!
Nice! I totally feel you about those squirrels—you can never trust the cute woodland critters. Just the other day, I saw a rabbit on a tree stump. Okay, so it just happened to be a normal rabbit and not a wolf-in-sheep's-clothing this time, but apparently you accidentally kill one little girl's pet and suddenly you're the bad guy, right?
It's the baby goats in the hay pile that get you.
... not that I would know, being an entirely harmless squirrel and all.
Edit: I mean cat.
I purpose a race! A race to 400 aliases! Who amongst you is up to the challenge!
Cannot have 400 # whatever aliases, at the most fifteen or twenty.
A prize you ask! I'm glad you asked! You get to keep Kobold Cleaver's aquarium for a whole week!
Also whatever skullduggery you want, anything goes in international waters!
And I propose that this kind of database abuse is not something that should be encouraged to become a mass phenomenon so I definitely will not participate.
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Alias Lists Are Way Too Long!!!!!
Damn it, off topic really needs a FAQ button!
How are we going to know for sure!
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And I propose that this kind of database abuse is not something that should be encouraged to become a mass phenomenon so I definitely will not participate.I purpose a race! A race to 400 aliases! Who amongst you is up to the challenge!
Cannot have 400 # whatever aliases, at the most fifteen or twenty.
A prize you ask! I'm glad you asked! You get to keep Kobold Cleaver's aquarium for a whole week!
Also whatever skullduggery you want, anything goes in international waters!
Are you saying it's like drugs.
That i should form an alias cartel and flood the market with cheap aliases.
I'm just going to assume that's what you meant.
Hmmm... Organization of the Alias Producing Entities? O-APE! Yes, I, Mojo JoJo, am proud to have concocted this diabolical plan totally unaided and unassisted to control the market of aliases on messageboards... a stupendous scheme of simian success supremely strategized solo and successfully by me, Mojo Jojo... a potently potable project and procedural precisely planned for perfect profitability by your personal primate purveyor of prodigiously pernicious plots, me, Mojo Jojo!
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Wemove thith thimian thcourge of all that is dethent and holy, and burn itth thethauwuth!
Agh! Agh! Agh!
It's bad enough that I exist, but why did he have to make me conscious?!
We're the same, sister, except that I'm Pine Scented.
You're just jealous because I'm his favourite.
Pipe down, you two.
Then trombone up.
That's sounds like something a vampire would say!!
It's just like what happened in Bloodsucking Teenagers vs The Zombie Menace.
We've seen this before.
You there!
I'm a minmaxed Inspired Blade/Investigator Tengu with the Orator Feat.
My brainpower is divine, for there is nothing I don't know.
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Here, let me hold that for you, it must be hard carrying such a big, juicy, delicious brain around all day.
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You see son, the nekkid Nobody can never resist a pile of bean curd.
Which is why, it's super important not to forget the f$$~ing ammo!!!
It's okay, we'll get another chance...
I'm barely even trying.
Has anyone made it over two hundred yet.