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When did this new world order begin! Why wasn't I told!!


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So many doomsday device schematics unused...


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Apparently, if you add "interesting" at the end of every post everyone will assume you're being antagonistic and get really pissed at you.

Interesting.


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DanyRay wrote:
I wonders who want to win an Enemy award ? ;)

I've got a list.


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I'll get someone to name their bard Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle, mark my words.


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I plan to use my new eyebrow scar to become bitter at humanity and build that robot army I drew schematics of as a ten year old.


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As it should be.


Ha! Not only did I head injure myself, thus making me unpredictable, but I also have a new villainous scar above my eye.

Mwahahahahahaha!!

I've got nothing.


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Overthrows South Beach.

Nothing robs you of more dignity then a weekend in South Beach... or, so i've heard...


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Completely ordinary.

Absolutely not part of any plan to seize the west co... what's that?... No one pays attention to California...

Never mind!


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Drahliana Moonrunner wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I purpose a race! A race to 400 aliases! Who amongst you is up to the challenge!

Cannot have 400 # whatever aliases, at the most fifteen or twenty.

A prize you ask! I'm glad you asked! You get to keep Kobold Cleaver's aquarium for a whole week!

Also whatever skullduggery you want, anything goes in international waters!

And I propose that this kind of database abuse is not something that should be encouraged to become a mass phenomenon so I definitely will not participate.

Are you saying it's like drugs.

That i should form an alias cartel and flood the market with cheap aliases.

I'm just going to assume that's what you meant.


I'd say it was just easy enough.


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Personally I'd like to see more groveling.

Kids today, don't know how to grovel.


Who uses film anymore? I mean besides Victorian recreationist hipsters (yes, that's a thing)

Jesus Christ! I never considered that! No, definitely not the type of villainy I'm up for.


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Isn't that what minions are for.

I'm beginning to wonder why i had kids in the first place.


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...And then i noticed this!


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Limeylongears wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

Wait! We're not on her will!

Damn it!!

I was going to auction the video games to finance my kick ass jug band, Steve Vai does not come cheap.

Don't turn Steve Vai into a jug.

It's cruel, it's wrong, and you'll lose your Paladin status.

Yeah, about that...

Besides, I'm not turning him into a jug, he's going to be my lead jug player. :-)


Mwahahahaha!!


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Hush up you! Or it's back to the sugar mines!


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I said "accomplish", besides, I'd rather take over a different world, this one has some issues, and I'd rather start fresh. So I can really grind my heel in and make sure I leave a lasting legacy (of fear).


Works for me.


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Tin Foil Yamakah wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

I definitely thought Pathfinder was needed.

But we've never run into the whole "My rogue can't do what your characters does" situation i see crop up.

Wait...Are you saying that forum problems are not prevalent in every game. That's crazy talk

I should make a Paladin for Hell's Vengeance, then get mad when he falls.


Have they ever covered what the lesser deities get for inquisitions, or am I on my own. Specifically, obviously, for evil deities, harbingers, etc.

Thanks!


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I'm cool with no clothes, rules are for mortals and peasants.


Because of those damn kids, and their f%@%ing dog.


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Of course the smartest ones build impregnable lairs, employ an army of blindly loyal minions that may or may not be mind controlled, and gives the world five days to meet their demands before unleashing whatever doomsday device is trendy at the moment.


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Absolutely.


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I didn't either, but I'm not bitter about it...


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And, what black market did he sell this necromantic doomsday device at, pray tell.

There's so many black markets these days, it's hard to keep up.


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Damn it, it's always those g+%+#+n f~%@ing kids and their s%&~ eating dog.

Oh, f%$%! they brought the Harlem Globetrotters with this time!

Typical.


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Rookie mistake, no country cares about poor kids.

Rich kids make much better hostages.


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You should.


Mogloth wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I'm ready for spawning.
Spawn more overlords.

done and done.

I've been waiting for this day to arrive!

Mwahahahahaha!!!!


I knew I made the right choice!

Bring on the women!

Also, to expand upon that, if women are evil, shouldn't gayness be the path to godly virtue.


Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Cap'n Yesterday, Evil Overlord wrote:
i was born with red hair...

I was born left-handed, but that doesn't make me sinister.

No, that left hand was leftovers from my brother, Jonas Toenibbler Jr, whom I ate in the womb. That makes me sinister. In goblin humor, "She has her mother's eyes" or playing the I've-got-your-nose game take on completely different meanings than with you pinkskins.

I'm left-handed...


i was born with red hair...


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Tacticslion wrote:

Do t know what's been happening since pg 2609, but...

Food. Poisoning. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
For the record. :(
Hopefully, I'm about halfway done...

I finally found out what O.P.P. stands for.

I also infiltrated the Ask Dave Anything thread trend, to destroy it from within.

Mwahahahahaha!!!

I really need to think of better evil plans.

Come Minions! For we visit Professor Chaos to crowd source evil plans!


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
What is your quest?

To find the one ring, for.... reasons....

If you're not busy would you mind planting this bag on Samwise, i'm kinda workin' this angle....


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It's Cinderella and she's trying out for the Evil Stepmother, she likes to be the villain *sniff sniff* just like her dad!

Vote Pea Bear for president 2036! It's either her or Skynet!


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Mwahahahahaha!!

... or are we not talking about the same thing.


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It turns out my Summer Expander isn't as profitable as I thought.

I suspect I might be going after the wrong demographic, every time I call a city in the northern hemisphere and proclaim "give me 1 million dollars or be prepared for an endless summer!" They just say "uh, no! Pass!" And then they keep golfing.

Hmm, perhaps I should threaten California with rain...


I'd be a millionaire if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog!


Those f~~!ing a@+#$%@s!!!!!


Hey now, let's not be hasty, I have many reforms... and kittens, which I'll kick on YouTube until my demands (tbd) are met!


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Regional Despot.


I'm going to take everything said in this thread and create the most bad ass cliche trope filled old school gamer alias the boards have ever seen!!

Mwahahahahaha!!!!

Or not.


Went to Taco Johns last night, and now today the world will pay, or at least the part that's directly around me:-D


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Soon....


Does that mean I lose my Evil Overlord alias:-(


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Oh come on! I'm a way better dictator then her :-)

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