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I see nothing ever changes. Sitting around with your slacker friends smoking pipe weed all day and getting nothing done. You see, this is why I had to break up with you: No ambition. I need a man who has a plan!
Did you at least tell the new guy about your....condition?You think I'm going to stay at home pining after your rotting azz? You're both just jealous that I got a hotter, richer, nicer boyfriend than y'all. He's taking me to Branson Missouri for the Fourth of July! Best either of you ever did me was a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Lovers Lane for a date. Cheapskates.Sure John. Don't say good morning. Just ignore me. It's not like we didn't date for three years or anything. But, hey, I guess I am forgettable.Da f!##?!? I thought you were my ex? Get around much? He knows I'm a Seventh Day Adventist
Sorry. I'd wish you the best, but you already had it.I have an annoying ex? This is news.Sure. You forgot all about me, didn't you? Typical Talk to the hand
Sure John. Don't say good morning. Just ignore me. It's not like we didn't date for three years or anything. But, hey, I guess I am forgettable.Da f!##?!? I thought you were my ex? Get around much? You think I'm going to stay at home pining after your rotting azz? You're both just jealous that I got a hotter, richer, nicer boyfriend than y'all. He's taking me to Branson Missouri for the Fourth of July! Best either of you ever did me was a six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Lovers Lane for a date. Cheapskates.
Sure John. Don't say good morning. Just ignore me. It's not like we didn't date for three years or anything. But, hey, I guess I am forgettable.
You know, if you didn't waste so much time making aliases, our relationship might have lasted.
I have an annoying ex? This is news. Sure. You forgot all about me, didn't you? Typical
You always did hog them when we dated |
