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Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

NobodysHome wrote:

To say I mislike potlucks is akin to saying (gran insert jokes here).

Please don't insert anything into gran. Thank you.

I was going to insert fun into you. I swear. Nothing but fun.

I don't trust you. "Fun" is probably your nickname for your gentleman's sausage.

gentleman's sausage? Like sage sausage?

As in your wedding tackle.

is that like your best man or something?

Your John Thomas.

i know a mark thomas, but not a john thomas, nor do I own one in any sense.

Limey, you've got to tell him. I can't.

There's a Mighty Wyrm who lives in your pantses,

Telekinesis = plausible deniability.

Just saying.

Captain,

That isn't a vine.

You can punch holes in the floor.. with that?

Well, I don't like to boast, but...

I'm still waiting for them to notice this one, but I figure, as long as I don't make duck jokes I should be fine. :-)

You and me both, Captain.

3. A tragic reminder of the night 21 years ago that I got drunk and f++&ed an iguana.

We've all been there, June. No need to beat yourself up about it.

But they're ever so delicious and keep you warm in the winter.

Are we still talking about Belgians?

Where's that thumb been?!?

The question is (or the question I'm usually asked is*), where do you want it to go?

Pizzle. Old Chap. Wang. Ayver. Nob, etc. etc.

Seek out a copy of 'John Thomas and Lady Jane' by D.H. Lawrence to read about the little fella in action.

On another note, I'd be a bit worried if mine looked like that obelisk, especially if someone had carved heiroglyphs into it.