Comrade Computer!!'s page

I ALWAYS COMPUTE COMRADE!!
AND THE ANSWER IS...

But in beta complex, comrade, you do not have aliases! Aliases have you!!

VELCOME TO BETA COMPLEX CITIZEN! VE ARE HAPPY YOU COULD JOIN US CITIZEN! VE HOPE YOU VILL ENJOY YOURSELF, REMEMBER, DISSENSION IS TREASON

*in bright, Chipper Russian Accent*
GRANTED, COMRADE!! PEOPLE WILL STOP WISHING BECAUSE IN SOVIET UNION, YOU DO NOT WISH FOR WISH, WISH WISH FOR YOU!!

I WISH FOR MORE <<FLAVORS>> OF BLAND FUN.

*in bright, chipper, Russian accent*
ELISA FIGUEROLA WILL NOT RULE THIS CITY BECAUSE COMRADE COMPUTER WILL RULE THIS CITY, AND PROTECT IT FROM FASCIST COMMIE SCUM LIKE FRIEND COMPUTER. wELCOME TO BETA-COMPLEX CITIZEN, WOULD YOU CARE FOR YOUR BLAND FUN TO BE WHITE LIKE SOVIET UNION OR RED LIKE SOVIET UNION?

*in bright chipper, russian accent*
WELCOME TO BETA-COMPLEX COMRADES!! THERE ARE NO SECRETS IN BETA COMPLEX, WHERE EVERYONE IS EQUAL, AND NO-ONE IS A FASCIST MUTANT SCUM!! LIKE THE WEIRDO'S IN ALPHA-COMPLEX. WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR BLAND-FUN RED OR RED TODAY COMRADE!? REMEBER, SECRETS ARE TREASON!!!!!