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17 posts. Alias of Ambrosia Slaad.


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{continues lurking broodily}


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

As Vanykrye said, you need:

(1) Storage for when it's dark
(2) A power "sink" for excess power generated

The Road Warrior-esque "fortress with a bunch of flickering lights on the outside" isn't a bad idea; just funnel the excess power into a bunch of incandescent lights, which are HUGE energy sinks. You'd just need circuitry that said, "once power exceeds this level send all the rest to the lights", but such technology has existed nearly as long as power grids have, so it's not hard to build. I suspect that modern systems just have something akin to a space heater set off from the battery a bit because if you ever want to burn power, just setting up a pointless heater is a great way to do it.

It's just a lot more complex so it's either "build it yourself" or "pay a lot more".

You funnel the excess into giant spotlights to taunt the suckers who don't have power.

Or since it's fire season in California, you use it to power a Bat signal Firefighter signal giant middle finger-signal to PG&E.


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Sableye wrote:
I thought we fed the foot to Gary. By which I mean Gary snatched it off the operating table and hid behind the refrigerator while gnawing on it for three hours.

Better quarantine Gary then. Quarantine... with napalm.

Robin the Boy Wampi wrote:

Holy Great Green Gloom, Batwampi!!!! Could this lead to the end?!?!?!?

*pointlessly pounds one gloved hand into the other*

Only one thing to do, old chum.... the Gremtusi! {begins "dancing", like a full body dry heave}


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The patient is still recovering in the ICU, and you want to re-expose to Tom Green?!?! Are you trying to start a grey goo Green slime apocalypse?


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Captain Deadpool wrote:
Magic 8-Ball says... wrote:
Captain ? wrote:
Is it Tom Cruise.
Reply hazy, try again later.
Martha!?!

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
The thing about superman is his str is always as much as he needs it to be. So effectively infinite. So how do you step up on infinite str?

"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world cause another Crisis-level event/reboot." - DC Comics powers-that-be


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Eh. The Scarlet Pumpernickel did it better.


And... now it's officially cancelled. Apparently over some accounting f!ck up by the state of North Carolina.


Swamp Thing full trailer

Reminds me John Carpenter's The Thing in a good way.


Swamp Thing teaser trailer

Swamp Thing: Alec (Holland) trailer

Swamp Thing: Abby (Arcane) trailer

Swamp Thing premieres May 31st, 2019 on the DC Universe streaming service.


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Robin the Boy Wampi wrote:
Batwampi wrote:
Lord Fyre wrote:

There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches.

How do they manage to smoke?

Ooo, I remember this one from an Adam West Batman episode.

Holy Classic Reruns, Batwampi!!! What's the solution?!?

*pointlessly pounds one gloved hand into the other*

When doubt, old chum, the solution is always to do The Batusi. The smouldering energy unleashed will quickly ignite the cigarettes (and many other combustible materials).

Actual answer:
The three men have four cigarettes between them, so if they throw one cigarette overboard, the boat becomes... a cigarette lighter. {cue Frank Gorshin laugh}

Also, as the boat is now a cigarette lighter, the smoking is moot, as the three boat-less men likely drown once they become too exhausted to continue swimming/treading water.


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Lord Fyre wrote:

There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches.

How do they manage to smoke?

Ooo, I remember this one from an Adam West Batman episode.


New TV spot/mini-trailer with bunch of new footage

Looks fun.


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Gilgamesh the Great wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
"1234"
That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

{gruffly:} My Wampi-Senses™ are tingling! I sense someone... could it be that Docter Orthopus has returned?!


BigNorseWolf wrote:
There's not great and then there's stilt man

We've already seen part of Stilt Man's armor in the MCU:

Spoiler:
If you watch Netflix's Daredevil season 1, the stilt legs are in the background of one of the scenes of Melvin Potter's (the guy who makes Fisk's armored suits and Daredevil's armored costume) shop. Potter was also Gladiator in the Daredevil comics.

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Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na - ME!


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{squeaks menacingly:} Why did you say that name? Martha? Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?