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Popeye is the real power house. Popeye once grabbed the Reel of his own cartoon after having his spinach. HE literally grabbed his entire reality with his ridiculous strength. Physically Popeye is one of the strongest characters in Media if not the strongest.

So then, Popeye vs Superboy-Prime?

{growly voice:} Freehold, you use Waze, don't you?

{continues lurking broodily}

NobodysHome wrote:

As Vanykrye said, you need:

(1) Storage for when it's dark
(2) A power "sink" for excess power generated

The Road Warrior-esque "fortress with a bunch of flickering lights on the outside" isn't a bad idea; just funnel the excess power into a bunch of incandescent lights, which are HUGE energy sinks. You'd just need circuitry that said, "once power exceeds this level send all the rest to the lights", but such technology has existed nearly as long as power grids have, so it's not hard to build. I suspect that modern systems just have something akin to a space heater set off from the battery a bit because if you ever want to burn power, just setting up a pointless heater is a great way to do it.

It's just a lot more complex so it's either "build it yourself" or "pay a lot more".

You funnel the excess into giant spotlights to taunt the suckers who don't have power.

Or since it's fire season in California, you use it to power a Bat signal Firefighter signal giant middle finger-signal to PG&E.

I thought we fed the foot to Gary. By which I mean Gary snatched it off the operating table and hid behind the refrigerator while gnawing on it for three hours.

Better quarantine Gary then. Quarantine... with napalm.

Holy Great Green Gloom, Batwampi!!!! Could this lead to the end?!?!?!?

*pointlessly pounds one gloved hand into the other*

Only one thing to do, old chum.... the Gremtusi! {begins "dancing", like a full body dry heave}

The patient is still recovering in the ICU, and you want to re-expose to Tom Green?!?! Are you trying to start a grey goo Green slime apocalypse?

Magic 8-Ball says... wrote:

Captain ? wrote:

Is it Tom Cruise.

Reply hazy, try again later.

Martha!?!

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?

The thing about superman is his str is always as much as he needs it to be. So effectively infinite. So how do you step up on infinite str?

"Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world cause another Crisis-level event/reboot." - DC Comics powers-that-be

Eh. The Scarlet Pumpernickel did it better.

And... now it's officially cancelled. Apparently over some accounting f!ck up by the state of North Carolina.

Swamp Thing full trailer

Reminds me John Carpenter's The Thing in a good way.

Swamp Thing teaser trailer

Swamp Thing: Alec (Holland) trailer

Swamp Thing: Abby (Arcane) trailer

Swamp Thing premieres May 31st, 2019 on the DC Universe streaming service.

Batwampi wrote:

Lord Fyre wrote:

There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches.

How do they manage to smoke?

Ooo, I remember this one from an Adam West Batman episode.

Holy Classic Reruns, Batwampi!!! What's the solution?!?

*pointlessly pounds one gloved hand into the other*

When doubt, old chum, the solution is always to do The Batusi. The smouldering energy unleashed will quickly ignite the cigarettes (and many other combustible materials).

There are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches.

How do they manage to smoke?

Ooo, I remember this one from an Adam West Batman episode.

New TV spot/mini-trailer with bunch of new footage

Looks fun.

Vic Wertz wrote:

"1234"

That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

{gruffly:} My Wampi-Senses™ are tingling! I sense someone... could it be that Docter Orthopus has returned?!

There's not great and then there's stilt man

We've already seen part of Stilt Man's armor in the MCU:

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na - ME!

{squeaks menacingly:} Why did you say that name? Martha? Why did you say that name? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?