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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
No escape from reality
OOOO WEEEEE!
Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!
SAY GOOOODBYYYEEEEEEE
MOONMAN!
The thing that people don't realize about the Gear Wars was it was never really about the gears at all.
Eek barba durkel, somebody's gonna get laid in college
You couldn't handle it.
*dismissive grunt*
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YOU GOT IT! smites mincer
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No, sorry, I only work dishonorably.
Mincer, could you step about two feet to your left? {hopes he doesn't notice the anvil suspended above}
Owww, not a-bloody-gain.
Dirty little so-and-sos, leaving their sodding anvils lying about the frigging place.
KEEEEEITH! KEEEITH! Rubber gloves and flamethrowers over 'ere, sharpish!
{performs quick change while he's distracted} Pugwampis? Oh dear. {in soothing, calm, sagacious tones of Received Pronunciation} No good sir, I'm a simple BBC narrator for nature programs. Although I suppose my many years outdoors in the sun and my advancing maturity have taken their toll with my complexion.
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Is time for goblins to jack thread?
Hell yah!
Let's light it up in here!
And then? We will lead an assault destroying all the humans in the thread!
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Douse it all in cleansing fire!
False!
The answer is Bears.
Looks like this goblin incursion went out with a wet fart. I expected more from you guys.
Not like smurfs, once you get those f~+%ers in the woodwork it's all over.
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And then? We will lead an assault destroying all the humans in the thread!
Sounds like a plan...
*throws proximity grenade*
Oooooh look, what's that?!? Looks explosive!
Humans aren't all bad.
For example, their fingerprints have all sorts of uses. And don't get me started on their reliance on DNA testing.
Bitey ashamed of bitey's people this day.
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{looks down at grenade} Hmmm... it says "Pick Me Up".
{picks up grenade} {is instantly vaporized}
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{looks down at grenade} Hmmm... it says "Pick Me Up".
{picks up grenade} {is instantly vaporized}
Now that is peculiar...
Dammit guys. Here I go trying to save us humans from being killed, and you go and help them?
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Now that is peculiar...{looks down at grenade} Hmmm... it says "Pick Me Up".
{picks up grenade} {is instantly vaporized}
Hey boss! see this!
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Hey boss! see this!Now that is peculiar...{looks down at grenade} Hmmm... it says "Pick Me Up".
{picks up grenade} {is instantly vaporized}
Oh for the love of Cosmo...
* pulls out Banhammer Jr., holds it like a golf club, and hits the grenade into the nearest goblin warren *
There, problem solved.
* walks away, unaware that there is a hole in my satchel and several more of that type of grenade roll out over the ground, along with several bottles labelled "Drink Me" and several small cakes with "Eat Me" written in frosting on them *
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This hole sure does look interesting... hey boss, what's this!
HACTION STATIONS!
I thought Private Gorbacz was assigned to bomb disposal duty?
RM1: "Loud-mouthed old sod, innee. Come on, Keith."
RM2: "'S better than latrine duty, anyway. Hey, look! Cakes! And beer! And what are these funny-looking potato-"
"Owwwww bugger"....
I am not "funny looking", pork-puppet
I thought Private Gorbacz was assigned to bomb disposal duty?
Bitey feel like everything worked out for best after all.
Pipsmunch has to confess he can't actually read. It steals words from heads. How is Pipsmunch writing this?
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Pipsmunch is very confused right now
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Pipsmunch has to confess he can't actually read. It steals words from heads. How is Pipsmunch writing this?
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Pipsmunch is very confused right now
Your mother was a hamster dabus and your father smelled of elderberries pickle juice?
Smurfin just got Smurfed
Smurfs fired.
Smurfs on now.
Smurfs about to go Smurf.
AAAWWWWSMURF
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*attacks Thread* *vanishes*
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*attacks Thread* *vanishes*
Stop attacking threads! How am I supposed to derail them after that?
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I say take solace in the fact it wasn't the Silver thread otherwise we would all be ejected from the astral.
Geez, what kind of loser would try something like this.
*Rerails thread* *then derails it again because he can*
Hey, this looks like fun!
*Tries to rerail the thread*
*The thread runs over her*
D'oh!
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Geez, what kind of loser would try something like this.
Of course, now the real race begins.
And who will be the first to 500. :-)
Oi! Keep it down in there! I've enough work with just the forum Games, don't make me come clean up you act to!