A race to 400 aliases!!


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Roy: A Life Well Lived wrote:

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy?

No escape from reality


OOOO WEEEEE!


Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!


SAY GOOOODBYYYEEEEEEE

MOONMAN!


The thing that people don't realize about the Gear Wars was it was never really about the gears at all.


Eek barba durkel, somebody's gonna get laid in college


SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.


You couldn't handle it.


*dismissive grunt*

Keeps sharpening his Warhammer.


I CHALLENGE SOMEONE TO AN HONORABLE DUEL


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YOU GOT IT! smites mincer


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No, sorry, I only work dishonorably.

Mincer, could you step about two feet to your left? {hopes he doesn't notice the anvil suspended above}


Owww, not a-bloody-gain.

Dirty little so-and-sos, leaving their sodding anvils lying about the frigging place.

KEEEEEITH! KEEEITH! Rubber gloves and flamethrowers over 'ere, sharpish!


{performs quick change while he's distracted} Pugwampis? Oh dear. {in soothing, calm, sagacious tones of Received Pronunciation} No good sir, I'm a simple BBC narrator for nature programs. Although I suppose my many years outdoors in the sun and my advancing maturity have taken their toll with my complexion.


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Is time for goblins to jack thread?


Hell yah!

Let's light it up in here!


And then? We will lead an assault destroying all the humans in the thread!


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Douse it all in cleansing fire!


False!

The answer is Bears.


Looks like this goblin incursion went out with a wet fart. I expected more from you guys.


Not like smurfs, once you get those f@+%ers in the woodwork it's all over.


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Pipsmunch wrote:
And then? We will lead an assault destroying all the humans in the thread!

Sounds like a plan...

*throws proximity grenade*

Oooooh look, what's that?!? Looks explosive!


Humans aren't all bad.

For example, their fingerprints have all sorts of uses. And don't get me started on their reliance on DNA testing.


Bitey ashamed of bitey's people this day.


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{looks down at grenade} Hmmm... it says "Pick Me Up".

{picks up grenade} ZAP! {is instantly vaporized}


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Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

{looks down at grenade} Hmmm... it says "Pick Me Up".

{picks up grenade} ZAP! {is instantly vaporized}

Now that is peculiar... Picks up Grenade, is also vaporized.


Dammit guys. Here I go trying to save us humans from being killed, and you go and help them?


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Ensign Yesterday #1 wrote:
Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

{looks down at grenade} Hmmm... it says "Pick Me Up".

{picks up grenade} ZAP! {is instantly vaporized}

Now that is peculiar... Picks up Grenade, is also vaporized.

Hey boss! see this! picks up grenade, is tragically vaporized.


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Ensign Yesterday #2 wrote:
Ensign Yesterday #1 wrote:
Another Dang Hippeh wrote:

{looks down at grenade} Hmmm... it says "Pick Me Up".

{picks up grenade} ZAP! {is instantly vaporized}

Now that is peculiar... Picks up Grenade, is also vaporized.
Hey boss! see this! picks up grenade, is tragically vaporized.

Oh for the love of Cosmo...

* pulls out Banhammer Jr., holds it like a golf club, and hits the grenade into the nearest goblin warren *

There, problem solved.

* walks away, unaware that there is a hole in my satchel and several more of that type of grenade roll out over the ground, along with several bottles labelled "Drink Me" and several small cakes with "Eat Me" written in frosting on them *


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This hole sure does look interesting... hey boss, what's this!

vaporized, two days from retirement.


HON THE COMMAND "HACTION STATIONS!!" PRIVATES THORPE AND MCGARRY WILL HINVESTIGATE THE 'OLE AND REMOVE ANY 'OSTILE DEVICES THAT 'APPEN TO BE WITHIN.

HACTION STATIONS!


I thought Private Gorbacz was assigned to bomb disposal duty?


RM1: "Loud-mouthed old sod, innee. Come on, Keith."

RM2: "'S better than latrine duty, anyway. Hey, look! Cakes! And beer! And what are these funny-looking potato-"

FOOOM! FOOOM!

"Owwwww bugger"....


I am not "funny looking", pork-puppet


PFC Hudson, USS Sulaco wrote:
I thought Private Gorbacz was assigned to bomb disposal duty?

FOLLOWIN' A SHORTAGE OF HAMMUNITION, PVT. GORBACZ 'AS BEEN RE-HEMPLOYED AS A REPLACEMENT LOAD FOR NO. 2 'OWITZER, AND IS PRESENTLY HAIRBORNE SOMEWHERE OVER THE CAIRNGORMS.


Bitey feel like everything worked out for best after all.


Pipsmunch has to confess he can't actually read. It steals words from heads. How is Pipsmunch writing this?

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Pipsmunch is very confused right now


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Pipsmunch wrote:

Pipsmunch has to confess he can't actually read. It steals words from heads. How is Pipsmunch writing this?

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Pipsmunch is very confused right now

Your mother was a hamster dabus and your father smelled of elderberries pickle juice?


Smurfin just got Smurfed

Smurfs fired.

Smurfs on now.

Smurfs about to go Smurf.

AAAWWWWSMURF


EEUAUAUGHHHUAUAAHH!


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*attacks Thread* *vanishes*


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Vid's Inner Ninja wrote:
*attacks Thread* *vanishes*

Stop attacking threads! How am I supposed to derail them after that?


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I say take solace in the fact it wasn't the Silver thread otherwise we would all be ejected from the astral.


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Geez, what kind of loser would try something like this.


*Rerails thread* *then derails it again because he can*


Hey, this looks like fun!
*Tries to rerail the thread*
*The thread runs over her*
D'oh!


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captain yesterday wrote:
Geez, what kind of loser would try something like this.

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING! QUICK! SLIDE DOWN THE SHINY POLE AND EXTINGUISH THAT HAT, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!


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Of course, now the real race begins.

And who will be the first to 500. :-)


Oi! Keep it down in there! I've enough work with just the forum Games, don't make me come clean up you act to!

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