Holy Rayon Parkas Jr! I think your arch-nemesis,Cold MiserVictor Fries aka Mr. Freezehold is up to something nefarious again.
Sure, go with that, dumbass.
All right, sleep tight, and don't let the bedbugs put their foot into your !ss.
I'm too sexy for bedbugs, too sexy for bedbugs, on the catwalk, yeah the catwalk I'm going to spray for bedbugs on the catwalk.
I'm a taking my shot.
Hoogyhoonkhoonk, Hoogyhoonkhoonk,Hoogyhoonkhoonk, Hoogyhoonkhoonk, Hoogyhoonkhoonk hooonk, hoogyhoooooo.
*Flutters eyelashes. Wiggles hips*
Brains!... Scorsese!!... Oscar!!!
Oh snap! I did it again.
ᵤₕ, ₘᵣ. ₛₜₐᵣₖ, ᵢ dₒₙ'ₜ fₑₑₗ ₛₒ gₒₒd...
Oh shit!
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I added three this week and I haven't even been laid off from my job for the season yet.
... Of course I know which ones they are, I wouldn't make an alias and forget what it was, that's crazy talk...
*Melodious PING*
There's a cautionary tale buried in here somewhere, I just know it.
It's beneath the layer of E.T. Atari 2600 cartridges but above the layer with Jimmy Hoffa's body.
Is there a real aquarium?
My mom says I can't have one anyway.
Ha ha! I'm up to 205 aliases!
{checks Captain Yesterday alias count} 489 aliases?! <MUCH SWEARING CENSORED>
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What's important is that your alias diverges from your actual profile.
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I still have no aliases. I am immortal and the world shall know it.
You see what you people made me do, I hope you're proud of yourselves!
You see what you people made me do, I hope you're proud of yourselves!
I blame Freehold for that one.
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You see what you people made me do, I hope you're proud of yourselves!
No no, I can't see. Do it again, extra vigorously.
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Avoid cross contamination when eating raw proteins with vegetables.
The More You Know!
Have we told you about the words of god!
Wait, don't run away!!
See, I only got off two of them before the heat related delirium abated, surely someone can catch up before I hit 500 aliases.
Or not.
See, I only got off two of them before the heat related delirium abated, surely someone can catch up before I hit 500 aliases.
Cos'damn it. I'm only up to 212.
It turns out, when it gets hot out co-worker starts giving EVERYONE nicknames.
On the plus side, at least I'm not Bob Ross Captain, like the other Captain at work.
Still, someone's going to pay for this one.
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At least you didn't get dubbed The Sofa King.
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Time to weep, for those who were reasonably attempting.
You can still catch me.
I'm not done yet!
Except now it's all about quantity and not quality.
I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my mind.
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Oh shit, like a biker gang of snails, I've reached 510.
Take that sanity! You're not my supervisor!!
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I find it astounding that you only made 10 more since last July.
I still haven't made any. I am still immortal.
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Three off 200, hey hey, but a good chunk of those are the various elements of Pulg's musical empire. Still, a party shall have to be thrown when that particular milestone has been reached.
But in the meantime...
skwer skwer skwer
ping
Doot doot doot!
Proooooooooooooop.
GriddleySPRUNGsprungsprungsprung.
Hnoook.
Vunderlekh, vunderlekh.
Oh, Pulg, that is some sweet music you just put together. Rivals Weather Report.
I find it astounding that you only made 10 more since last July.
I still haven't made any. I am still immortal.
I've got a lot going on these days! A full time job... Well, that's pretty much it.
Still, if you think it's so easy, try it.
C'mon, you know you want to! Just one, and then you can stop, I swear!!
Never gonna happen. That's how the identity thieves get you!