Vapid Captain Yesterday's page

I have so many posts favorite'd I couldn't possibly keep track of them all, much less who favorite'd them.

In lighter news, have I mentioned how much hope the younger generation gives me?

Billie Eilish wrote:

To always try to look good is such a loss of joy and freedom.

Sing it, sister!

Some of us don't have to try.

captain yesterday wrote:

Hey now, I'll have you know I'm considered a catch!

I have long hair, a six pack, I'm well groomed, and at the top of my profession.

A regular Fabio.

Exactly! Except not a caricature and I also have better hair.

It was a little blitz anyway. More like a microblitz.

That's because I wasn't there.

The Vagrant Erudite wrote:

I've been watching DB Super, and I have to say, though I'm tired of them sticking to the "Goku must be the one to win" formula, it's nice that other characters get to shine. Trunks, Vegeta, Piccolo, hell, even Krillin gets a moment of being a badass.

Also, I'm pleased to see strong female characters with the tournament. 18 remains a bad b#@+*, and Caulifla might be one of my favorite characters.

Kale as girl Broly is just f$%$ing stupid, though. Just...ugh. So dumb.

what are you talking about?

Kuririn-san is the star of the show.

Who gets the hot wife?

Who gets gainful employment?

Who has a nice quiet kid?

Who is the most powerful human on the planet?

Dude, I am soooo suing them! That describes me to a T!

I have dreamy blue eyes, and am also light sensitive.

I also have great night vision so it balances out.

Perhaps we need a "what was Captain Yesterday's last avatar" thread.

I don't even care about the nest anymore.

I'm thinking, all I need to do to get to 20,000 favorite'd by others is sit and wait for Tacticslion to catch up. :-)

And now I'm over 30,000 posts!

Take that having a life!

I prefer to model underwear.

No glue necessary.

NobodysHome wrote:

lynora wrote:

Dude, I'm older than you are! I did grow up in the 80s.

Prances about in the thread, because this is a game he can win!

We should play that game, based on messages, syntax and interests, guess your fellow FaWtL age.

I look young for my age, that is all that matters.

I don't have a personality!

The real mystery of course is why I created that one in the first place.

Future historians are going to have a field day deciphering my account.

I thought we were talking about me.

I don't think my eyebrow scar is going to be as noticeable as I'd grown to accept.

I blame my impeccable complexion.

Being dense is my shtick.

I think.

That's what they all say.

I also hate musicals, but mostly because I know I can do it better.

Sorry if this has been answered, but I just saw a review, perhaps from Free RPG release. If physical copies are out, why is the PDF not released until July 1?

Wait A minute, I wrote that review!

Honestly, I'm surprised there aren't more reviews.

I think I'll inflate my ego.

I'm priceless.

On account, every time I'm kidnapped nobody pays the ransom.

Yes! I'm God's gift to women!

sets up fan to blow hair.

I really needed this!

Bummer, they got taken down, and I worked so hard on them.

Evidently my levity is annoying.

At least I haven't crossed over into obnoxious.

Something to shoot for!

I have to admit, Captain Yesterday's are a lot less popular than I thought.

Maybe I haven't leaked enough sex tapes.

Or perhaps I've leaked too many.

This place will have a lot more favorite'd posts once I make sure Tacticslion finds it.

I lost count how many lists I was on.

But hey, I'll learn to count one of these days.

Math is fun!

Ring_of_Gyges wrote:

Unless you live in West Virginia, then just write in "lizard people" and drink.

No fair! You guessed right! :p

Hatti,

I would but I live rent free in a house I didn't have to pay for, with food I don't have to pay for, and utilities I don't pay for. So unless you know a place like that, I'm kind of stuck here.

Don Doodle,

You may do that but my brain disagrees more with that image.

I will have you know we're both very attractive, with my wife compared favorably to a Barbie doll, and myself to Brad Pitt from Legends of the Fall, Eddie Vedder, Weird Al Yankovic, Antonio Banderas, or Jesus Christ Superstar. :-)

Why should I favorite my own posts when everyone else does it for me.

adjusts fan so it blows my hair more sensually.

@Captain Yesterday: Have you read Jiggy's excellent post over in the other thread in Website Feedback that has been getting some attention? While you may think you are helping by making jokes and keeping the stress level down, your behaviour also comes off as very dismissive and an attempt to distract or move the thread off-topic from the discussion at hand. Given Paizo's rules on thread-off topicness, this could put the thread at risk of being closed, while there still appears to be appetite for further discussion. With this in mind, please reconsider the appropriateness of your behaviour in this thread.

I skimmed that whole post and I didn't see my name once.

I was very disappointed.

Hey now, let's keep it about me.

And that other guy, whoever it is.

Kibble something.

Ha! I topped Kobold Cleaver's list!

It's probably because I'm not afraid to smurf myself. :-)

All true.

You won't be able to resist the attention. :-)

I have no idea, I just ride the coattails.

I think we can all agree, we need new avatar images. If only to keep me occupied so I don't crank out another 20 aliases out of boredom. :-)

Indeed, I make myself sick.

Hey man, whatever gets me in the door.

I'm a trendsetter! It's everything I always wanted!

flips hair back dramatically, while looking at self in handheld mirror

I'm much too busy for that.

I take comfort in the fact that my ignorance is much more than a mere veneer.

brushes hair back, bats eyelashes.

What do you like about my veneer.

But that's the money maker!

thegreenteagamer wrote:

People - I like them, but they suck so much, and so I hate them, but sadly they're all I have until I discover a talking dog best friend.

That's why we socially-inept dorks have the internet. Being witty requires nothing more than a few drafts, and we get to connect with other dorks, since most dorks aren't in our neighborhood for whatever reason.

Did she just call us witty.. What do you like about my eyes.. kicks dirt bashfully

It's hypnotic isn't it.

Um, it's your face, FACE! You do not f#@# with the money maker.

I love my face too much to pour wax on it.

Or whatever it is that happens with waxing.

Either way, I'm entirely too pretty to chance it.

I don't even care about that.

So it has nothing to do with my own vanity. >:-(

I have so many aliases, the system can't possibly pick one to use as AKA.

Alas, everything comes back to captain yesterday.