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Lawful Problems:

The Fake Russian's wife just confirmed that she won't be coming tonight, so we're down from 14 to 12.

Most people would just show up and say, "Sorry; we're only 12 now."

I'm going to call in ahead. Because I'm an idiot. And I'll get a puzzled, "Thank you?"
But I'm big on communication.

EDIT: Also, my entire department is on vacation today, I have no work to do, and I took next week off. I could sit around in my tighty whities watching My Little Pony all day and no one would ever be the wiser. But I'm going to work. Because...?

You should.

lisamarlene wrote:

Drejk wrote:

No one uses google hangouts?

Only when forced to.

It's not as awful as Skype.

Today in the car, Hermione was commenting on the subject of unicorns. I was only half-listening.

"...but not pink," she concluded with withering scorn.
"Oh? What color should a unicorn be then?"
"Either pearly white, or sparkly black with a pearly white mane and tail."
"So, a drow unicorn?"
"What's a drow unicorn?"
"Hmm? Nothing. [changes the subject]

Now I need a drow unicorn npc.

We already have one, she is an alicorn, and she is BEST PRINCESS

Well, Excuse me!!

Otaku might be less interested in cat-girls if they realized that there is a really good likelihood that they would have sandpaper tongues.

That's probably a fetish.

Hey Freehold, you might like to know that the Cavalier in my Giantslayer game is a gnome who rides a My Little Pony named Braeburn Apple.

THE Braeburn Apple?

I'll do his homework, as long as they allow it in the form of a manifesto.

It'll have stickers!

Stickers are the glue that keep Hasbro funded.

MLP got it right.

GIVE HASBRO ALL YOUR MONEY

WATCH IT NOW

Mermanism is what you get from having an older sister. It isn't so bad, and does lower your chances of drowning, and will typically go away during adolescence.

Bronyism, however, is the terrible money-draining disease one gets from having two younger sisters.
He is lucky.

Edit: naked pony is best pony.

So... I made two new ones today, which should be fun to use, if i could just manage to get everything organized...
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Aaahhh! This place is hopeless!

Well... This certainly wasn't my planned look for today.

And I had planned every event for today... And tomorrow... And next week... And next year... But this current look, it throws everything off! I bet you can certainly see why! I just can't cope like this!

Woot! Woot! This alias name wasn't claimed yet!