Valuable and Cosmo don't belong in the same sentence. :P
G@$*$#n it!
Looks like I need a new target.
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I have you both beat, I have the Magic Mike.
I've gotten 15 stitches in my face in the last three years. I should probably stop.
Sorry man, my condolences! Please accept Freehold's credit card number in lieu of flowers.
Eh my boss never shows up on time so If I am seeing him here that means i'm already leaving late AF and am going to be in a bad mood no matter what.I see mine occasionally, usually for just a few minutes. I don't mind because that means I'll be able to leave on time even if first shift is late.My boss told me "Have a great day." So I went home. My boss asks me to send him pictures every night. I guess I don't have to, but I'm pretty sure he's putting them on his website, so I do anyway.
If given one free shot, who would you hit in the face.
People wearing glasses are exempt, of course.
I'll sell you some of mine.
I tried eating ice cream last night, big mishtake!
Yeah, I could tell.
Damn allergies.
So, you're fine with me possibly having brain festering stitches. No, no, it's fine, i get it.
But then I wouldn't be so damned lovable.
The sad thing is, if you just switch the stitches to the other side and this isn't too far from how I look now. :-) The plus side, i've already been cast as a villain for three Bond films and two Captain America movies.
Got what now?
It itches so f+*~ing much right now! Where's a dog cone thingy when you need it.
You a$#!%~&! We had a deal, I cut off the brain from decision making and you keep me pretty.
Smoochie smoochie! |