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Deep 6 FaWtL
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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
If someone calls you argumentative, it's hard to dispute. If you try, then you are proving their point.
NO your argumentative!

YOUR ALL WRONG!! I'M RIGHT! LISTEN TO ME!!!

Anyone Want to Yell at my Weird RPG Ideas?
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I AM ALWAYS READY FOR YELLING!!!!
i'LL TEAR UP EVERYTHING YOU KNOW AND LOVE!!!
Deep 6 FaWtL

YOU need TO GET LOUDER!
EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS THROUGH ALL CAPS!
THEY WON'T REALLY KNOW TO SHUT UP UNLESS YOU SCREAM IT AT THEM.
Deep 6 FaWtL
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NO I WOULDN'T!!!
a million dollars drop right next to him
HEY!! WHAT MORON THOUGHT I NEEDED THIS GREEN STUFF!!? IT AINT WORTH NOTHIN TO ME...
Deep 6 FaWtL
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Tacticslion wrote:
08) Game Hamster: cleric (archetype granting smite evil or inquisition??); ??? <no PrC suggested>

NOW I'M MUCH TO HIGH UP ON THE LIST YA SUCKUP!

Last one to post wins

I now someone who can argue with it...
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NO! You're not.
Deep 6 FaWtL
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Mary Mary Quite Contrary wrote:
Not-So-Avid Contrarian wrote:
Olde Timey Fisticuffs Yesterday wrote:
Dundack, the old-timey avian wrote:
Punniculus wrote:
Two new bears?! Where's an owl when I need one?

*looks at bears, looks at Pun-god, shakes head emphatically.*

Ooohhh no.
I'm too old for stuff like this ya whipper-snapper.
Ah! A wise quacker, eh!
Twas an awful joke!
Was not.

Was tooo!

I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.
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Euthyphro wrote:
Is this thread alive because we refuse to let it die, or do we refuse to let it die because it's alive?

Yes!

Wait... NO!
I mean... YES!
Maybe...
Who cares?
Deep 6 FaWtL
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Mary Mary Quite Contrary wrote:
Happy Easter!

Well... Hello there. *Wags eyebrows*

Captain Yesterday's Home For Nuanced And Civil Discussion.
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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:

It turns out telling people fixated on the math of Starfinder classes that there's more to life than math without having any math to back yourself up and using math terms like variables and such is a lot of fun.

Really, I blame them for being dismissive, rude, and boring about it all.

QFT. You can "prove" anything with math

- but it's only as "objective" as the model of reality it assumes. People who do that are really missing the point of the game.

No, no you can't.

I think that's talking about something a bit different than what I meant. You're talking about the limitations of math done right - I'm talking about people who say "I did a bit of math to support my foregone conclusion, therefore that alone proves I'm right and everybody who disagrees with my conclusion is wrong and stoopid - OBJECTIVELY!"

I did some math and it says your wrong.

>>Apologize to *Chris Lambertz* for ALL your Misdeeds Here!<<
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NO YOU DON'T.
Captain Yesterday's Home For Nuanced And Civil Discussion.
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SHUT UP!
Captain Yesterday's Home For Nuanced And Civil Discussion.
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No One
I REPEAT NO ONE!!
KICKS OVER MY BEAN CURD
People on These Boards Tend to be a Little Contrarian
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I'M ALL THE AM CONTRARIAN YOU'LL NEVER NEED!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
People on These Boards Tend to be a Little Contrarian
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WHO'S CONTRARIAN NOW??
*begins foaming at the mouth while typing*
People on These Boards Tend to be a Little Contrarian
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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
You guys are using my thread wrong, you know.

NO WE AREN'T YA MAGGOT!!

NOW SIT DOWN AND LET THE ADULTS ARGUE!!!
People on These Boards Tend to be a Little Contrarian

BACK OFF BLUE MAN! THESE GUYS ARE MINE!!!
People on These Boards Tend to be a Little Contrarian
Dyler Turden wrote:
I take my contrariness to a physical level

YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON ME SHORT-STUFF!

YOU LACKEY'S ARE WRONG, AND YOU BREATH STINKS!!!
HAHAHAHA!!! COME AT ME BRO'S!!!
Deep 6 FaWtL
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NO YA DON'T!!!
People on These Boards Tend to be a Little Contrarian

WHAT DID YOU CALL US????
Deep 6 FaWtL
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SHUT UP!! YOUR ALL WRONG!!! ALL WRONG ALL THE TIME!!!! EVERYONE'S A MORON!!! EVERY ONE!!!!
Deep 6 FaWtL
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NOOOOO! THE KID IS WRONG!! THE ANSWER IS YES!!

Straighten out that boy! Money is paper. Paper us wood! Wood is tree!! Money grows in trees!!
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NO IT'S WASN'T!!
The Flame War!

YOU ARE ALL WRONG!!! WRONG I SAY!!
The Next Poster...

NO I DON'T. BUT I ALSO WON'T TELL YOU HOW TO GET AHEAD IN BUSINESS, WHICH WILL ACCOMPLISH MUCH THE SAME THING!!

The next poster disagrees with me!
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AARGH!!
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YES YOU DO!
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YOUR THE WORST PERSON EVER!! YOU ARGUE LIKE A TWO-YEAR OLD!
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SHUT UP! YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU CAN'T EVEN ARGUE LIKE YOUR NOT A WUSS!!
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WHAT ABOUT ROUND CONCRETE?? IS THAT SAFE JUST 'CAUSE IT'S ROUND?

YOUR PREMISE HAS NO LEGS!!
Captain Yesterday's Action!Town! A respite From Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.

NOTHING!! THERE I FINISHED YOUR SENTENCE!! HAH!
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YES I CAN!
I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.
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NO IT WASN'T
A race to 400 aliases!!

I'll make NO CHOICE! Ha!
A race to 400 aliases!!

NO HE ISN'T.
A race to 400 aliases!!

NO I'M NOT.
A race to 400 aliases!!

NO YOU DON'T
Deep 6 FaWtL
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captain yesterday wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
John Napier 698 wrote:
Egg Salad, Macaroni Salad, Potato Salad, Salads in General, etc.

If you put eggs in potato salad, the terrorists win.

And don't say it, Nobody's Home.

Oh dear, has it been that long since you've been to the Midwest.

I'm happy with potato salad as long as it's not lousy with onions. Which apparently, is too much to ask for.

I like lots of Onions, so YOUR WRONG!!

Deep 6 FaWtL
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French omelets are a proper breakfast!
Came here to say this.
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NO!! YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY GO TO OUTBACK JUST BECAUSE IT IS 5 MINUTES AWAY!!
A race to 400 aliases!!

A new Alias?? I have no clue what you mean...
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NO YOU DON'T!!
Full Name

Tolgar Freefoot
Race

Dwarf
Classes/Levels

Barbarian/Cleric
Gender

Male
Size

Medium
Age

105
Special Abilities

Fast Movement, Rage, Rage Powers, Uncanny Dodge, Trap Sense
Alignment

Chaotic Good
Deity

Desna
Location

Andoran
Languages

Common, Dwarven, Terran, Celestial
Occupation

Chef
Strength 14
Dexterity 14
Constitution 15
Intelligence 12
Wisdom 16
Charisma 10

About Tolgar Freefoot

"Desna guide my weapon against those that unjustly oppress FREEDOM! YYYAAGGHH! DIE TYRANT!" - Tolgar Freefoot

Tolgar Freefoot is not your typical Dwarf, he's chaotic good, unlike most dwarfs who are usually lawful. Although a little gruff, his dedication to Desna, battle prowess and the ideology of freedom cannot be denied. He seeks to travel and explore the world and while liberating any being deserving of freedom rather than stay or be held back in a single place.

Spoiler:

Intended build:

Get fast movement at level 1 with the level in barbarian. Multi-class to a cleric of Desna at level 3, with travel domain to get a 40-foot movement dwarf that is never modified by armor or encumbrance! Suddenly Tolgar becomes a REALLY fast dwarf that probably can outrun a lot of people IN his medium armor!

+2 Constitution, +2 Wisdom, –2 Charisma: Dwarves are both tough and wise, but also a bit gruff.
Medium: Dwarves are Medium creatures and receive no bonuses or penalties due to their size.
Slow and Steady: Dwarves have a base speed of 20 feet, but their speed is never modified by armor or encumbrance.
Darkvision: Dwarves can see in the dark up to 60 feet.
Defensive Training: Dwarves gain a +4 dodge bonus to AC against monsters of the giant subtype.
Greed: Dwarves gain a +2 racial bonus on Appraise checks made to determine the price of nonmagical goods that contain precious metals or gemstones.
Hatred: Dwarves gain a +1 racial bonus on attack rolls against humanoid creatures of the orc and goblinoid subtypes because of their special training against these hated foes.
Hardy: Dwarves gain a +2 racial bonus on saving throws against poison, spells, and spell-like abilities.
Stability: Dwarves gain a +4 racial bonus to their Combat Maneuver Defense when resisting a bull rush or trip attempt while standing on the ground.
Stonecunning: Dwarves gain a +2 bonus on Perception checks to notice unusual stonework, such as traps and hidden doors located in stone walls or floors. They receive a check to notice such features whenever they pass within 10 feet of them, whether or not they are actively looking.
Weapon Familiarity: Dwarves are proficient with battleaxes, heavy picks, and warhammers, and treat any weapon with the word "dwarven" in its name as a martial weapon.
Languages: Dwarves begin play speaking Common and Dwarven. Dwarves with high Intelligence scores can choose from the following: Giant, Gnome, Goblin, Orc, Terran, and Undercommon.

Level 1 - Barbarian
Level 2 - Barbarian
Level 3 - Cleric
Level 4 - Barbarian +1 Wis
Level 5 - Barbarian
Level 6 - Barbarian
Level 7 - Barbarian
Level 8 - Barbarian +1 Con
Level 9 - Barbarian
Level 10 - Barbarian
Level 11 - Barbarian

Domains:
1. Luck
2. Travel

Traits:
1. Deft Dodger (Combat)
2. Indomitable Faith (Faith)

Feats:
1. Endurance
3. Diehard
5. Combat Reflexes
7. Power Attack
9. Extra Rage Power
11. Toughness

Rage Powers:
2. Animal Fury
5. Strength Surge
7. Scent
9. Clear Mind
9. Unexpected Strike
11. Increased Damage Reduction

Main Weapon: Ranseur

Favored Class Bonus: Barbarian (+1 Hp per level)