What kind of music Cosmo is listening to?ashley: dammit, i thought my computer was dieing. it's just the sound of cosmo's music being muffled by the wall.
cosmo: Sorry... I’ll turn it up
Well, he did once claim that this was the song of his people (though I confess I offered what I found a more viable one).
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Christopher: And consuming the bodies of fallen enemies?
Me: When I wanted to establish dominance, yes.
Christopher: Seems like consuming a fallen comrade should aid in interrogating the survivor(s).
Me: Eating the dead has numerous psychological advantages.
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Christopher: And consuming the bodies of fallen enemies?
Me: When I wanted to establish dominance, yes.
Christopher: Seems like consuming a fallen comrade should aid in interrogating the survivor(s).
Me: Eating the dead has numerous psychological advantages.
Don't forget to get the Heart! It's full of courage. Nice, tasty, delicious courage.
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Erik Mona heheheheheheheheheheheheheheeee!
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I like the cut of this guy's jib.
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Sharaya: it's just tricky and hard to find the right spot
But looking for it can be great fun.
Sharaya: it's just tricky and hard to find the right spotBut looking for it can be great fun.
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Robot Chris: essentially they’re like Clippy
Robot Chris: but with knives
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*taps screen*
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Robot Chris: essentially they’re like Clippy
Robot Chris: but with knives
*taps screen*
"It looks like you're trying to go all stabby-stabby, slicey-slicey, murder-death-kill. Would you like help with that?"
Sales Imp
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Post Monster: one donut to rule them all and in the darkness bind them http://33.media.tumblr.com/989b254dc2a05d9d05dc323b72a9beaf/tumblr_nbaq6ywy kO1r9no7zo1_500.jpg
Lissa: You offer this to me, freely?
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Katina We gon' party like it's the dawn of the Second Age
Katina Gandalf! Drop the beat!
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Ashley: I would shank somebody for one of their muffins.
Me: I'm comforted by how willing our accountant is to shiv someone.
Ashley: Warms my cockles.
See the violence inherent in the system!
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Katina I feel like there are several people in this office who are on the verge of breaking down and buying puppies every minute of their lives
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pmg if we add microwave emissions we can get a taser laser maser AND heat burritos
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Katina: Metaphorical pants.
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Katina: Metaphorical pants.
...Plus a sharp simile shirt, an amazing allegorical ascot cap, and an obnoxiously-overweening onomatopoeic overcoat.
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Robot Chris:
Katina: Um, I didn't hear wookie noises.
Sharaya: me neither
Robot Chris: I do not want to disturb art team
Katina: CS is disappoint.
Ashley: fake spiders are a great way to get a place accidentally burnt down
My three daughters would agree with you; in fact, for them anything with more than four legs is adequate cause for arsonous behavior. How do you get someone to stop being terrified of something 1/10,000 your size?
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Ashley: fake spiders are a great way to get a place accidentally burnt downMy three daughters would agree with you; in fact, for them anything with more than four legs is adequate cause for arsonous behavior. How do you get someone to stop being terrified of something 1/10,000 your size?
They already figured that out. Fire.
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Ashley: fake spiders are a great way to get a place accidentally burnt downMy three daughters would agree with you; in fact, for them anything with more than four legs is adequate cause for arsonous behavior. How do you get someone to stop being terrified of something 1/10,000 your size?
"I have such wonderful, wonderful things... to show you..." Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Now I want to call customer service with some really arcane question...
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I WILL answer all the things, and the answers will be vague and sort of wise sounding, but not helpful at all!
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Ashley: fake spiders are a great way to get a place accidentally burnt downMy three daughters would agree with you; in fact, for them anything with more than four legs is adequate cause for arsonous behavior. How do you get someone to stop being terrified of something 1/10,000 your size?
For me it took having a husband that wants nothing to do with spiders. Someone has to get the buggers out of the house. Granted by "get them out of the house" I mean "squish with the biggest shoe I can find and scrape the remains off on the cement outside," but hey, THEY were the ones who went behind enemy lines.
Also, you obviously haven't seen the spiders from Australia. Pretty sure those things are running around at a 1:1 scale. They feed on dropbears.
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I WILL answer all the things, and the answers will be vague and sort of wise sounding, but not helpful at all!Just use an online fortune cookie generator. Fortune cookies are never wrong.
Outlook good!
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Ashley: fake spiders are a great way to get a place accidentally burnt downMy three daughters would agree with you; in fact, for them anything with more than four legs is adequate cause for arsonous behavior. How do you get someone to stop being terrified of something 1/10,000 your size?For me it took having a husband that wants nothing to do with spiders. Someone has to get the buggers out of the house. Granted by "get them out of the house" I mean "squish with the biggest shoe I can find and scrape the remains off on the cement outside," but hey, THEY were the ones who went behind enemy lines.
Also, you obviously haven't seen the spiders from Australia. Pretty sure those things are running around at a 1:1 scale. They feed on dropbears.
See, we go to all lengths to protect you two-legs from all manner of pests and threats, and this is the thanks we get... if I wasn't practically a paladin... razza frazza....
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you will be a grounded dovahkiin if you do not clean up all these cabbages right now, young lady
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My Cabbages!! *collapses in a heap*
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Gary Teter: picture edward scissorhands when he's all sad that he accidentally cut people with his sharp scissorhands. except it's freddy krueger.
Gary Teter: so, he's sad, but he kind of likes it a little too much
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Diego needs a cool title like the rest of customer service.