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HURK!I have been summoned!
Oh no, not again.
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Oh no, not agaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiin....!
Oh look, a peasant that's about to be bloody.You can’t expect to wield supreme theocratic power just because some eggy tart threw silverware at you. If I went around saying I was god-emperor just because some whipped bint had lobbed a spatula at me, they’d put me away!Stick around and see the violence inherent to the system. Someone's gonna get oppressed.Listen, you. Strange women hiding in jars distributing butterknives is no basis for a system of theology. Supreme divine power derives from a mandate from the worshipers, not from some farcical pantryotic ceremony.Where do YOU get off, telling me, my grandmother, and the rest of the people in this thread how to live? Who made you the god of sandwiches? Oh, did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn’t you? Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!
Stick around and see the violence inherent to the system. Someone's gonna get oppressed.Listen, you. Strange women hiding in jars distributing butterknives is no basis for a system of theology. Supreme divine power derives from a mandate from the worshipers, not from some farcical pantryotic ceremony.Where do YOU get off, telling me, my grandmother, and the rest of the people in this thread how to live? Who made you the god of sandwiches? You can’t expect to wield supreme theocratic power just because some eggy tart threw silverware at you. If I went around saying I was god-emperor just because some whipped bint had lobbed a spatula at me, they’d put me away!
Where do YOU get off, telling me, my grandmother, and the rest of the people in this thread how to live? Who made you the god of sandwiches? Listen, you. Strange women hiding in jars distributing butterknives is no basis for a system of theology. Supreme divine power derives from a mandate from the worshipers, not from some farcical pantryotic ceremony.
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I know, right?!
Buk-buk-buk. He's not a man! He's a chicken! A giant chicken!
Oh no, not again.
See the violence inherent in the system!
Holy Necromancy, Batman!
It's a trap dude! It's a trap!
It's beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be my neighbor? Nuh uh! I know what your kind does to their neighbors!
Aww man! Next poster, give me a hand, would ya?
Whoa.
I think I met her at the coffee machine once.... We were going to go on a date but she never showed.... Bastard!
I think I met her at the coffee machine once.... We were going to go on a date but she never showed....
I blame Cosmo for the violence inherent in the system.
No, please, no! Help! Next poster, help! Please!
I'm afraid of everything, man. The next poster will show me some mercy and explain why I shouldn't be afraid. Please?
Pleasenotmenextihaveuhhhsomewhereelseineedtobe Next poster, please let me through!
No please, not the end! I've only been in the scene for two minutes!
Can't be. They don't exist.
Noooo-kkk X_X
Yay! A distraction! I might get to live!
Noooooo! They're after my cabbages!!Nooooooo! Not the hordes!!Come back to me with that when the burgundian hordes have taken over your unstrategically constructed staircases!Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).This may have been true until the last few decades, but it certainly isn't anymore, at least in new homes the U.S. I've helped build dozens of wooden circular and spiral (and weirder) staircases for newer homes, and it seemed to be about 50/50... pretty much whatever struck the architects' and/or owners' fancy. Oh no, not again.
Sutter: We are masters of the dots.DoTs are the best because they prevent stealthing away and really amp your DPS. HEALS PLZ
D-does this mean I got a promotion??
Oh bloody hell, not again!
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I... I'm safe here, right? Oh no, not ag--
I... I'm safe here, right?
Aww no, not again.....
Make the hurting stop...
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[Borg voice]Resistance is futile. All will be assimilated[/Borg voice] ~assimilates Red Shirt # 44~Well you weren't here! *points at shirt* I gotta take all the lines I can get!Hey you! That's my line!Help, help, I'm being repressed!NOW IS NOT THE TIME YOU QUESTION ME, THRALL! NOW ENJOY THE BREASTS YOUR KING HAS PROVIDED!Also, I RULE HERE!!I didn't vote for you.... Oh no, not agaaaaaaiiiiiiiiin...
Hey you! That's my line!Help, help, I'm being repressed!NOW IS NOT THE TIME YOU QUESTION ME, THRALL! NOW ENJOY THE BREASTS YOUR KING HAS PROVIDED!Also, I RULE HERE!!I didn't vote for you.... Well you weren't here! *points at shirt* I gotta take all the lines I can get!
NOW IS NOT THE TIME YOU QUESTION ME, THRALL! NOW ENJOY THE BREASTS YOUR KING HAS PROVIDED!Also, I RULE HERE!!I didn't vote for you.... Help, help, I'm being repressed!
The usual way I introduce a roc as a first time encounter, is to have them carry off and kill some hapless NPC that I include in a party for this purpose. Aww no, not agaiiiiiiiiiiiiin... |