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37 posts. Alias of Orthos.


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Oh no, not again.


I know, right?!


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The Giant Chicken wrote:
Buk-buk-buk.

He's not a man! He's a chicken! A giant chicken!


Oh no, not again.


See the violence inherent in the system!


Holy Necromancy, Batman!


It's a trap dude! It's a trap!


Aberzombie wrote:
It's beautiful day in the neighborhood. Won't you be my neighbor?

Nuh uh! I know what your kind does to their neighbors!


Aww man!

Next poster, give me a hand, would ya?


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Conspiracy Keanu wrote:

What if goblins are only burning down houses

Because they knew all along that houses are OP and are trying to help us???

Whoa.


Yay!


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captain yesterday wrote:
Red Shirt # 44 wrote:
I think I met her at the coffee machine once.... We were going to go on a date but she never showed....

Thats because she was at my house:D

sorry, i probably should've told you sooner.

Bastard!


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I think I met her at the coffee machine once.... We were going to go on a date but she never showed....


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I blame Cosmo for the violence inherent in the system.


No, please, no! Help!

Next poster, help! Please!


I'm afraid of everything, man.

The next poster will show me some mercy and explain why I shouldn't be afraid. Please?


Pleasenotmenextihaveuhhhsomewhereelseineedtobe

Next poster, please let me through!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!


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Freehold DM wrote:
Sadly, he was killed about 4 seconds after this picture was taken.

My people!


No please, not the end! I've only been in the scene for two minutes!


Can't be. They don't exist.


Noooo-kkk X_X


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Yay! A distraction! I might get to live!


Burgundian Horde Member #674 wrote:
Cabbage Guy wrote:
Burgundian Horde Member #674 wrote:
Cabbage Guy wrote:
Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).
This may have been true until the last few decades, but it certainly isn't anymore, at least in new homes the U.S. I've helped build dozens of wooden circular and spiral (and weirder) staircases for newer homes, and it seemed to be about 50/50... pretty much whatever struck the architects' and/or owners' fancy.
Come back to me with that when the burgundian hordes have taken over your unstrategically constructed staircases!
Nooooooo! Not the hordes!!

Oi! It is finally ze time to...!

<Disappears among the throng of burgundians>

Noooooo! They're after my cabbages!!

Regardez! Ze man has cabbages! Just what we need for our nefarious plans! Charge! Ch...!

<Gets trampled by the burgundian swarm>

Oh no, not again.


Christopher Anthony wrote:
Jessica Price wrote:
Sutter: We are masters of the dots.
DoTs are the best because they prevent stealthing away and really amp your DPS.

HEALS PLZ


D-does this mean I got a promotion??


Oh bloody hell, not again!


Oh no, not again....


Professor Montana Smith wrote:
Red Shirt # 44 wrote:
I... I'm safe here, right?

Accidentally drops his handgrenade at your feet...

5 Seconds Later...
BOOM!!!

"Sorry!"

Oh no, not ag-----


I... I'm safe here, right?


Aww no, not again.....


Make the hurting stop...


Oh no, not again!


15 of 500 wrote:
Red Shirt # 44 wrote:
Dennis the Peasant wrote:
Red Shirt # 44 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
KING FREEHOLD wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
KING FREEHOLD wrote:
Also, I RULE HERE!!
I didn't vote for you....
NOW IS NOT THE TIME YOU QUESTION ME, THRALL! NOW ENJOY THE BREASTS YOUR KING HAS PROVIDED!

I believe the correct response is "You don't vote for kings." and eventually we get to strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...

Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Hey you! That's my line!
Well you weren't here! *points at shirt* I gotta take all the lines I can get!
[Borg voice]Resistance is futile. All will be assimilated[/Borg voice] ~assimilates Red Shirt # 44~

Oh no, not agaaaaaaiiiiiiiiin...


Dennis the Peasant wrote:
Red Shirt # 44 wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
KING FREEHOLD wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
KING FREEHOLD wrote:
Also, I RULE HERE!!
I didn't vote for you....
NOW IS NOT THE TIME YOU QUESTION ME, THRALL! NOW ENJOY THE BREASTS YOUR KING HAS PROVIDED!

I believe the correct response is "You don't vote for kings." and eventually we get to strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...

Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Hey you! That's my line!

Well you weren't here! *points at shirt* I gotta take all the lines I can get!


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Justin Franklin wrote:
KING FREEHOLD wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
KING FREEHOLD wrote:
Also, I RULE HERE!!
I didn't vote for you....
NOW IS NOT THE TIME YOU QUESTION ME, THRALL! NOW ENJOY THE BREASTS YOUR KING HAS PROVIDED!

I believe the correct response is "You don't vote for kings." and eventually we get to strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government...

Help, help, I'm being repressed!


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LazarX wrote:
The usual way I introduce a roc as a first time encounter, is to have them carry off and kill some hapless NPC that I include in a party for this purpose.

Aww no, not agaiiiiiiiiiiiiin...