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Congratulations?Tanis: Robot, High-Five Oprah of Paizo*blink*
*blink*
Has your last name always been Kaprielian? Coulda sworn it used to say something else...
It hasn't always been Kaprielian! My relationship has been sanctified by chaos itself: Cosmo. This awarded me a new surname, and LOTS of paperwork. Dammit Cosmo.
And thank you! :D
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Does that mean you married Cosmo, or that Cosmo officiated your wedding?
He officiated.
So have you posted in the blame cosmo thread for all this extra paper work?
HUZZAH!!!
Congratulations!
With that said... I am not sure if picking Cosmo as the one who made that into reality was the best choice... I feel a blackish sucking hole in my brain when I try to recall your previous surname, like if some dark, entropic force was erasing the past...
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Sara i love this thing where i have minions
Sara to bring me chicken
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Gary chickens are dinosaurs that made the worst decisions evar
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sharaya: can we get one of those for the office?
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Perhaps someone was trying to deliver Pizza to the Pizzazz Piazza next to Paizo?Erik Keith: No autocorrect, no! it's not Pizza, its not Piazza, its not Pizazz, its just Paizo!
Christopher: There's some pizazz and a little panache.
Erik Keith: (Flourishing Intensifies)
JefeJMD031, would you say it was a plethora of pizzas (and pinatas) to the Pizzazz Piazza next to Paizo?
Yes...yes I would.
Money Chris: ...this is the fourth conversation about arson today.
That seems below quota...
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sharaya: can we get one of those for the office?
Actually, considering the people around the office *cough* Cosmo *cough*, I thought is more likely that you'd have one of these around the office...
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sara: and i forgot my burrito in the fridge at home
christopher: Sounds like it's time for a trip to Ooba
gary: that's where the burrito originated!
gary: the burritos seek to return
gary: splashing upstream in the salsa
robot chris: the burrito tarpits, something something dinosaur salsa volcano
christopher: I need to hunt down a free range burrito, I think.
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sharaya: can we get one of those for the office?Actually, considering the people around the office *cough* Cosmo *cough*, I thought is more likely that you'd have one of these around the office...
...needs more clown makeup.
Robot Chris: I have no illusions about disney evul, but I love the s&*$ out of disneyland
Disney World, too.
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[redacted]: I believe the tech team mascot is caltrops.
Which team has armor spikes?
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I think that's specifically Bulmahn's heraldic device, actually. Not a group mascot.
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Katina: Is it weird that I find him more attractive as dwarf?
Katina: I don't understand his face when it doesn't have a dwarf beard.
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sharaya: also, that overheard...
sharaya: Can I request a turducken golem?
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sharaya: also, now I am hungry
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Katina: They were in the office once and I just looked at them creepily and breathed like that one kid on Hey Arnold
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Would a reanimated turducken be one creature or three?
Yes.
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Would a reanimated turducken be one creature or three?
Why not both?
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me: takes about 5 minutes
me: $15 a minute for THRILLING and BEAUTIFUL... sign me up
...
me: #outofcontextquotes
Katina: you are learning, Sharaya.
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Katina: So we're just going to ignore the fact that the ferret is wearing a glowstick?
** spoiler omitted **NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Pretty much this.
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robot chris: still deciding whether I’m making maple cheesecake or an apple cake to go with apple pie
sara marie: why not both?
robot chris: you bring up a very solid point
I'll just leave this here.
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robot chris: still deciding whether I’m making maple cheesecake or an apple cake to go with apple pie
sara marie: why not both?
robot chris: you bring up a very solid point
Yeah, see... EVERY discussion with my gaming group consists of, "Should we get this, or this," or, "Should we really buy this?"
The answer is always, "Yes."
One of my player's doctors put it absolutely the best: "Hmm... you're gaining weight, you're exercising less, but you're far happier and less stressed. You must have a new girlfriend!"
"Nope. Just a regularly-scheduled game full of hedonists."