Overheard at the Paizo office


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Silver Crusade

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Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
Tanis: Robot, High-Five Oprah of Paizo

*blink*

*blink*

Has your last name always been Kaprielian? Coulda sworn it used to say something else...

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Rysky wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
Tanis: Robot, High-Five Oprah of Paizo

*blink*

*blink*

Has your last name always been Kaprielian? Coulda sworn it used to say something else...

Congratulations?

Counter of Magic Beans

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Orthos wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
Tanis: Robot, High-Five Oprah of Paizo

*blink*

*blink*

Has your last name always been Kaprielian? Coulda sworn it used to say something else...

Congratulations?

It hasn't always been Kaprielian! My relationship has been sanctified by chaos itself: Cosmo. This awarded me a new surname, and LOTS of paperwork. Dammit Cosmo.

And thank you! :D

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

Does that mean you married Cosmo, or that Cosmo officiated your wedding?

Counter of Magic Beans

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Jiggy wrote:
Does that mean you married Cosmo, or that Cosmo officiated your wedding?

He officiated.

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

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...I hope you read the paperwork reeeaaallly carefully.

Anyway, congrats!


So have you posted in the blame cosmo thread for all this extra paper work?


HUZZAH!!!

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Jiggy wrote:

...I hope you read the paperwork reeeaaallly carefully.

Anyway, congrats!

:)


Congratulations!

With that said... I am not sure if picking Cosmo as the one who made that into reality was the best choice... I feel a blackish sucking hole in my brain when I try to recall your previous surname, like if some dark, entropic force was erasing the past...

Silver Crusade

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Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
Does that mean you married Cosmo, or that Cosmo officiated your wedding?
He officiated.

Wow I knew he was Evil but I didn't know he was Abadar-Evil.

Congratulations on your nuptials by the way ^w^

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Sara i love this thing where i have minions
Sara to bring me chicken

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Gary chickens are dinosaurs that made the worst decisions evar

Paizo Employee Customer Service She-Hulk

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Lissa: it is the e e cummings of soup

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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sharaya: can we get one of those for the office?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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sharaya: where did you find helium in middle earth?

Paizo Employee Customer Service She-Hulk

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Money Chris: ...this is the fourth conversation about arson today.


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Pillbug Toenibbler wrote:
Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Erik Keith wrote:

Erik Keith: No autocorrect, no! it's not Pizza, its not Piazza, its not Pizazz, its just Paizo!

Christopher: There's some pizazz and a little panache.

Erik Keith: (Flourishing Intensifies)

Perhaps someone was trying to deliver Pizza to the Pizzazz Piazza next to Paizo?
Jefe JMD031, would you say it was a plethora of pizzas (and pinatas) to the Pizzazz Piazza next to Paizo?

Yes...yes I would.


Katina Mathieson wrote:
Money Chris: ...this is the fourth conversation about arson today.

That seems below quota...

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
Does that mean you married Cosmo, or that Cosmo officiated your wedding?
He officiated.

Oh, man. Just because Cosmo says a thing is legal, it is not necessarily legal. I'm just saying this, you know, FYI.

Grand Lodge

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Vic Wertz wrote:
Ashley Kaprielian wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
Does that mean you married Cosmo, or that Cosmo officiated your wedding?
He officiated.

Oh, man. Just because Cosmo says a thing is legal, it is not necessarily legal. I'm just saying this, you know, FYI.

This explains my detainment at the border after GenCon...


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Sara Marie wrote:
sharaya: can we get one of those for the office?

Actually, considering the people around the office *cough* Cosmo *cough*, I thought is more likely that you'd have one of these around the office...

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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sara: and i forgot my burrito in the fridge at home

christopher: Sounds like it's time for a trip to Ooba

gary: that's where the burrito originated!
gary: the burritos seek to return
gary: splashing upstream in the salsa

robot chris: the burrito tarpits, something something dinosaur salsa volcano

christopher: I need to hunt down a free range burrito, I think.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Readerbreeder wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
sharaya: can we get one of those for the office?
Actually, considering the people around the office *cough* Cosmo *cough*, I thought is more likely that you'd have one of these around the office...

...needs more clown makeup.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: I have no illusions about disney evul, but I love the s@@@ out of disneyland

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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redacted: We'll make our own Shire! With blackjack and hookers

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Tanis: ‘cause me and the internet grew up together


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Robot Chris: I have no illusions about disney evul, but I love the s&*$ out of disneyland

Disney World, too.

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[redacted]: I believe the tech team mascot is caltrops.


Which team has armor spikes?

Silver Crusade

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Game Design.

RPG Superstar 2009, Contributor

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I think that's specifically Bulmahn's heraldic device, actually. Not a group mascot.

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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Katina: Is it weird that I find him more attractive as dwarf?
Katina: I don't understand his face when it doesn't have a dwarf beard.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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sharaya: also, that overheard...
sharaya: Can I request a turducken golem?
....
sharaya: also, now I am hungry

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: I don't want to know what a reanimated turducken would do to get revenge on it's creator.

liz: “I’LL SHOW YOU HOW TO STUFF THINGS”

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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Katina: They were in the office once and I just looked at them creepily and breathed like that one kid on Hey Arnold

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Would a reanimated turducken be one creature or three?


Yes.

Grand Lodge

Possibly not, if it's wrapped in bacon.

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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Ross Byers wrote:
Would a reanimated turducken be one creature or three?

Why not both?

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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me: takes about 5 minutes
me: $15 a minute for THRILLING and BEAUTIFUL... sign me up
...
me: #outofcontextquotes

Katina: you are learning, Sharaya.

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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Katina: So we're just going to ignore the fact that the ferret is wearing a glowstick?

Shadow Lodge

Sharaya wrote:
** spoiler omitted **

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE


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Orthos wrote:
Sharaya wrote:
** spoiler omitted **
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Pretty much this.

Silver Crusade

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Sharaya wrote:

me: takes about 5 minutes

me: $15 a minute for THRILLING and BEAUTIFUL... sign me up
...
me: #outofcontextquotes

Katina: you are learning, Sharaya.

** spoiler omitted **

Ooooo...

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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robot chris: still deciding whether I’m making maple cheesecake or an apple cake to go with apple pie

sara marie: why not both?

robot chris: you bring up a very solid point

Grand Lodge

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: still deciding whether I’m making maple cheesecake or an apple cake to go with apple pie

sara marie: why not both?

robot chris: you bring up a very solid point

I'll just leave this here.


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Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: still deciding whether I’m making maple cheesecake or an apple cake to go with apple pie

sara marie: why not both?

robot chris: you bring up a very solid point

Yeah, see... EVERY discussion with my gaming group consists of, "Should we get this, or this," or, "Should we really buy this?"

The answer is always, "Yes."

One of my player's doctors put it absolutely the best: "Hmm... you're gaining weight, you're exercising less, but you're far happier and less stressed. You must have a new girlfriend!"

"Nope. Just a regularly-scheduled game full of hedonists."

Dark Archive Software Developer

Sharaya: none of which explains the pictures

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