Overheard at the Paizo office


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Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: We now go live to Paizo Customer service

katina: Actual live footage of our inbox right now

Paizo Employee Associate Editor

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[Redacted]: "Gibbering complimenter."
[Redacted]: "Hugging lurker!"

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Robot Chris: WOW THAT’S SOME EFFORT
Robot Chris: I APPRECIATE THIS


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Judy Bauer wrote:

[Redacted]: "Gibbering complimenter."

[Redacted]: "Hugging lurker!"

"Crusty jugglers!"


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Kajehase wrote:
Judy Bauer wrote:

[Redacted]: "Gibbering complimenter."

[Redacted]: "Hugging lurker!"
"Crusty jugglers!"

Are these the lost lyrics to that old holiday chestnut, "The 12 Horrors of Cos'mass?"


They're all mid '80s Fall albums, I think.

Project Manager

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Ryan: The problem is they're all trials by fire. Why don't we ever have trials by soothing balm?

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Quote:
[REDACTED]: [redacted on-point and hilarious comment]

Robot Chris: I want to tell him he’s one of my favorites, but I can’t

Robot Chris: he says exactly what I want to sometimes

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Me: ...overheard thread?
[REDACTED]: as long as you redact my name
[REDACTED]: i don't care

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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[REDACTED 1]: Her apotheosis into HK-47 grows ever closer.
[REDACTED 1]: All because of you
[REDACTED 1]: and ice cream theft

[REDACTED 2]: I accept this responsibility

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Mike: Yikes! Please don't use the word "Companion."

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Jessica: and he is not at all hiding in his office holding his head in his hands and moaning incoherently

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: This isn't my first ice cream rodeo

Dark Archive

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Wait there is such a thing as an ice cream Rodeo?


Kevin Mack wrote:
Wait there is such a thing as an ice cream Rodeo?

And where can I find one?

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Readerbreeder wrote:
Kevin Mack wrote:
Wait there is such a thing as an ice cream Rodeo?
And where can I find one?

Here.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: I can make cupcakes with mini pumpkin pies inside

katina: and I've done it before.

katina: Be warned.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Sara Marie wrote:

katina: I can make cupcakes with mini pumpkin pies inside

katina: and I've done it before.

katina: Be warned.

My body is ready.

Shadow Lodge

Liz Courts wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Kevin Mack wrote:
Wait there is such a thing as an ice cream Rodeo?
And where can I find one?
Here.

Man i miss Cold Stone so much.

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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pmg chicken tastes like dinosaur!


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
pmg chicken tastes like dinosaur!

Jude has dinosaur chicken nuggets so yes it does.

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Justin Franklin wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
pmg chicken tastes like dinosaur!
Jude has dinosaur chicken nuggets so yes it does.

I once made a Christmas gingerbread house that featured a family (tribe?) of Sour Patch Kids fending off dinosaur chicken nuggets with spaghetti spears. (There was a rule that everything used had to be food of some sort.)

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Chicken nuggets are made of dinosaurs!


Liz Courts wrote:
Readerbreeder wrote:
Kevin Mack wrote:
Wait there is such a thing as an ice cream Rodeo?
And where can I find one?
Here.

Oh, temptation! I'm lucky enough to have a Cold Stone not far from my house, and I could easily double my current size (which is large enough) indulging myself there.

Paizo Employee Customer Service She-Hulk

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Robot Chris: I just think it’d be fun to be flailing with somebody sometimes, just so you know you’re not flailing alone.

Paizo Employee Customer Service She-Hulk

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Jessica: I laughed so hard I scared my cats

Project Manager

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Katina: Well, my issue with that is that there should just be laudanum in the meeting

Katina: Laudanum for everybody!

Katina: *cue "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" montage*


Katina Mathieson wrote:
Robot Chris: I just think it’d be fun to be flailing with somebody sometimes, just so you know you’re not flailing alone.

I have this, it is called marriage.

Twelve years of flailing.

Unless you mean the thing with the chain and the ball at the end.

No experience there.

Paizo Employee Customer Service She-Hulk

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Katina: I think once [redacted] finally jumps the shark, everyone will just [redacted].

Sara Marie: lets just say my waterskis are out of the closet and my boat driver is on speed dial

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Katina: Are you [redacted]?
Money Chris: ...I need a mirror.
Katina: I thought you didn't show up in those.
Money Chris: Whomp whomp.
Liz, Sara: *maniacal laughter*

Project Manager

Jessica: I am pleased that Ryan is now a Paizo character that you can cosplay

Cosmo: Mru?

Jessica: check out the cosplay contest post

Katina: Man. He did a pretty good portrayal of Ryan.

Jessica: He also does good impressions of Ryan

Katina: Impressive!

Christopher: Needs to work on the sweeping pipe gesturing, though.

Paizo Employee Quality Assurance Axiomite

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Cort: I got a Roomba and we end up not using it much. It’s loud as hades, so you can’t run it when you’re around. I had it running at night but I always had to play “find the Roomba” every morning where it got stuck and the battery died. Also, it freaked out the cats.
Gary: oh man i love our roomba so much, I upgraded the bin and battery and now it actually has an exhaust you can feel behind it
Cort: Wow, yeah, the bin is not large and the battery doesn’t seem to last that long.
Cort: There was also an epic battle between it and the cat’s litter box that is best not talked about.
QA Erik: Ahahaha oh wow, oh god the mental image
Cort: Beats the literal one, trust me.

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Erik Keith wrote:

Cort: I got a Roomba and we end up not using it much. It’s loud as hades, so you can’t run it when you’re around. I had it running at night but I always had to play “find the Roomba” every morning where it got stuck and the battery died. Also, it freaked out the cats.

Gary: oh man i love our roomba so much, I upgraded the bin and battery and now it actually has an exhaust you can feel behind it
Cort: Wow, yeah, the bin is not large and the battery doesn’t seem to last that long.
Cort: There was also an epic battle between it and the cat’s litter box that is best not talked about.
QA Erik: Ahahaha oh wow, oh god the mental image
Cort: Beats the literal one, trust me.

Who gave Rubit Chris too much alcohol?

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Redacted [on telephone]: Kate, I really appreciate that you want to name your child after me—really, it's quite flattering—but you know that if you don't go with something like Philip, Edward, or Charles, there's going to be trouble. If it's a boy, of course. If it's a girl, though, you could certainly go with Victoria—that would be quite nice, and nobody would catch on to who she's really named after. Either way, just you suggesting it is quite the honor, though. Anyway, please give my best to William and little George, and of course hugs to Gramma Liz! Ta!


Vic Wertz wrote:
Redacted [on telephone]: Kate, I really appreciate that you want to name your child after me—really, it's quite flattering—but you know that if you don't go with something like Philip, Edward, or Charles, there's going to be trouble. If it's a boy, of course. If it's a girl, though, you could certainly go with Victoria—that would be quite nice, and nobody would catch on to who she's really named after. Either way, just you suggesting it is quite the honor, though. Anyway, please give my best to William and little George, and of course hugs to Gramma Liz! Ta!

The public reaction to a Prince Victor would be quite intense. That would be an interesting Daily Fail headline...

Shadow Lodge

Okay, I'm curious why now.

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Cosmo Good... Gooooood... give in to the cuteness.... 

D:

Dark Archive

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Cosmo has a dark cloak on with a hood when he said that didn't he?


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Mew?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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liz: …Why do you look like Palpatine now, Cosmo?


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Sara Marie wrote:
liz: …Why do you look like Palpatine now, Cosmo?

Dark robes are flattering to his physique?

;)

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Redacted A oh man
Redacted A new office thing

Redacted B don’t talk about Cosmo like that
Redacted B he’s not a thing
Redacted B he’s a PERSON

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Also, I'm not "new".

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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gary: i am digging into this bug very deeply

gary: it is like burrowing into cotton candy

gary: except smelly

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Cosmo: That’s rad, Christopher. That’s &#$&$#! terrifying, Robot.


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Cosmo wrote:
Also, I'm not "new".

Maybe it was "gnu".


Sara Marie wrote:
liz: …Why do you look like Palpatine now, Cosmo?

Doesn't he always look like that? That's how I picture him, anyway. At least when he's not sporting Cthulhu tentacles...

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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Robot Chris: thank the sweet dark lord voldemort


Sharaya wrote:
Robot Chris: thank the sweet dark lord voldemort

He Who Shall Not Be Named is made from dark chocolate raspberry?

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