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I like my underwear to have no holes. At all.
well with a name like fluffles how could one not be cute? With a name like "Smucker's", it has to be good.
I feel like it's been a while since I've used that alias.I has been awhile although not as long as the last time we saw the owl bear and the pun lady. [Swedish Chef] First you take the rotting meat and then you add the burnt peppers...[/Swedish Chef]
Now, we only have s words.
"Go out the door. Turn left. Go straight to hell."
hmm Is it bad that my ideal wedding would be a giant D&D Larp?
The food chain is what I beat you with until you give me food.
I don't think this new guy is gonna work out. He's left me with an oversold hotel and 2 rooms that he thinks people might be in but are not checked in to our system and he says hes not sure so wtf? Sounds like a winner to me!
So it's a state and federal program using major tax credits and working in conjunction with the electric company...and basically they're figuring out that paying for the solar panels over 20 years is going to be a lower payment than our electric bill currently stands. And there's nothing to pay up front. I'm really trying to find the downside on this deal. Don't use solar panels! They'll use up all the sun!!
It's Headley! The new sheriff is a *gong*!
Strange. I'm usually at war with that feeling of Henri.
There was a day when your parents set you down, and never picked you up again.Because you grew too heavy. Or they stopped loving you.
Almost done.
Just happened: Kid and his mom are riding up the elevator with me (i need something from a top storage closet) Kid trying to be funny asks "So do you kill us on the elevator or when we are asleep in our rooms?" I chuckle lightly turn to him and as serious as I can manage "Its much easier when their asleep" He got super quiet after that... "Oh, don't worry kid. The ghosts aren't going to let you sleep tonight anyways."
I guess it raaaains down in AAAAFFFRIIICA!!!!
*runs to get bacon for the eggs*
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen. "What's wrong, dearest?" asked the confused husband. "Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic porn magazine! What ever are we going to do?" "Well," replied the man, "I guess a spanking is out of the question."I'm going to resist going into a psychology lesson I had on the subject of spanking. Refusing to share your knowledge about spanking? That's a paddlin'!
I used to hate math, until I realized that decimals have a point.In Spain the point is for thousands and the comma for decimals. It's our revenge against people who doesn't want to adopt the metric system xD That's just more proof that Europe is backwards.
Gundam Wing is the ultimate Gundam.
Don't bother. That show sucks.
Or why New York City has the best possums?
My forgiveness is hard-won, Freehold. In fact, you may need to say something nice about Alton Brown in order to win it.you don't look a thing like lisamarlene, but if it will help, I think Alton Brown would taste wonderful after being drowned in a three day marinade. I might, we don't know. And what kind of marinade?
My forgiveness is hard-won, Freehold. In fact, you may need to say something nice about Alton Brown in order to win it.
Are you confusing priceless with worthless again?
You cannot trust evil guys. I feel more comfortable with my old trusty good guys. In the same vein, you should always booby-trap your allies' positions. You can trust an enemy, but you should never trust a friend.
Keep doing that and I shall end you rightly.
AHHH...A moth!! Quick, turn on the bug zapper!! And make sure it's the big one!
*punches Evil Overlord in the taint*
Oui.
So, there's a thread where someone is asking for advice because the Paladin is f#*$ing skulls. I'd recommend lube.
*slow clap*
So, Buffet Golems fuse to make Banquet Golems, which can combine to form a Feast Colossus? Sounds like the most delicious Voltron ever.
Just putting this out there: if I ever get conscripted into a BESM RPG game, I'm naming my character Mai Waifu, and not a one of you can stop me. If I ever get roped into a BDSM RPG game, I'm naming my character "Safe Word", and hopefully that will stop everyone.
a friend with lots of string got me a new string for my pendant. Yay! I never trust friendships that come with lots of strings.
Evening all. What did I miss? Well, NobodysHome and captain yesterday were discussing large swathes of protective latex weighing hundreds of pounds. Then a large carpentry tool that makes cat noises went missing. It was re-established that Freehold loves Joss Whedon, and the dragon commented on the alacrity with which his bits move through the ether. Finally, oversized asiatic cuisine was introduced and an a*$$%+! tried to write a recap of the last page.
Beware of shaven yaks. They get cold without all their hair, and then try to snuggle up with you in your sleeping bag. And they won't take no for an answer. Also, some of them have seen the clip where Han slices open the tauntaun and shoves Luke inside for warmth. Those are the most dangerous, because they try to slice you open and use your innards to keep their outers warm. Unfortunately, since yaks are banned from having or using sharp edged tools by the 1136BC Treaty of Cebu IIXIV, they can only use dull plastic sporks to try and open you up. It kinda tickles.
Mornin' FaWtLeans! I hope everyone is well today, and having a good week. Bright and sunny, if still a little chilly, hereabouts. Rain forecast for this weekend, and ain't a thing wrong with that either. :) House painting almost done, a lick of paint really does spruce the place up. Please don't lick paint. Especially if it's lead based.
When my wife was with child, I started referring to her as "Spaghetti Sauce". When people asked me why I called her that, I said "Because she's Prego."
Hands up who's ever seen a curved rapier. Ask one of the warriors from Hammerfell. I hear they have curved swords. Curved. Swords. Apparently they like to practice with them while nekkid, too.
I need entry to that club like I need another hole in my head.
1: Hey, is that gift from your new boyfriend? The one who runs a Jewish Deli?
*turns off the Lights*
Last night (from 5 PM to 5 AM) was spent volunteering as a fill-in actor at a F$++ING MASSIVE haunted house. Cool, but I never want to do that again. Also, I now know how background NPCs in video games feel repeating the same lines over and over again. By the end, I was tempted to tell the patrons all about the warriors from Hammerfell and their curved. Swords. I used to enjoy going to haunted houses. But then I took an arrow to the knee.
*taps screen* "It looks like you're trying to go all stabby-stabby, slicey-slicey, murder-death-kill. Would you like help with that?"
Evening, all. What did I miss? First off, three Clerics were discussing party dynamics while a bard shook his moneymaker. Then, the dreaded Dradger (a Dragon-Badger hybrid) unleashed a horde of never-before-seen monsters upon an unsuspecting populace. Meanwhile, across town, a manly black dwarf in a traditional Germanic dress celebrated Septemberfiesta by making pictures of himself and pasting them into a book made of faces. All the while, the demon-possessed, time-travelling, homicidal gerbil armed only with a ukulele tracked down the Tooth Fairy with strange intentions... No, wait!! That was my acid trip!
Just pissed me off royally. I'm sorry that your company is f*+#ed up and you're in a hurry Mr. Delivery Guy. No I'm not......f%%& you, and f&~! Sears. Eat a bag of ding dongs; I'm through with you!!! Surely there is a better way to express your displeasure than by giving them snack cakes. You could, for instance, try getting Very Cross.
AAAHHH!!! Bogie on my six! Bogie on my six!! Get him off, get him off, get him off!!!
Ulfen Death Squad is banned for trying to kill the thread.
Vrog Skyreaver is banned for giving Tinkerbell the clap.
rashly5 is banned for buying naives. |
