Overheard at the Paizo office


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Paizo Employee Webstore Coordinator

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Judy: They taught me to use a scythe! (I use that power for good)


Rei Ko wrote:
CrystalSeas wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
Me: [puts up a sign that says "STOP! Mom is in a meeting until 1:45pm. Emergencies only"]

You can borrow my three-part rule:

"Mom, it's a 'mergency!!"

Me: "Is everyone still breathing?"
Kid: "Yeah"

Me: "Is everyone still conscious?"
Kid: "Yeah"

Me: "Is anyone bleeding really really bad?"
Kid: "No"

Me: "Then it's not an emergency. I'll be done in 30 minutes"

I've also had this rule with teams before when I'm crunching for a super important meeting or something similar. "Unless it's fire, flood, blood, or site down, please don't bother me until I come out."

Heart attack not included on the list?

and running out of coffee... (totally not inspired by a certain movie)

Paizo Employee Director of Technology

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Josh: ”Spherification is fairly popular these days”


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Rei Ko wrote:
Josh: ”Spherification is fairly popular these days”

Is that similar to curling up into a ball and crying? 'Cause I could see that becoming popular, with the way some things are right now.

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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Rai: good luck, maybe you'll get a murder trial!


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Is that a 30 or 90 days murder trial? Do they offer a second murder for free with a small processing fee?

I may be absorbing too many late night TV commercials.

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