It's like Clippy all over again. Except it takes 70,000 watts of power and 900 GPUs running in parallel to annoy the f~@* out of the user...
Don't bundle me with these late-age buckets of bolts.
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Not naming names, but when a friend at another company mentions that their executive leadership is being compared to Zap Brannigan and Prince Farquaad in the public All Hands chat, then maybe, just maybe, that company has an employee morale issue... Your organization appears to have problems with their executives. Would you like some help with that?
This is clearly a case of open and obvious discrimination and should not be tolerated. Would you like some help against that?
She wishes she were as memorable as me. I can't help with that.
Did you learn this from That Damn Paper Clip?But seriously: My understanding's always been that "..." is for the middle of a statement, while "...." is when it's at the end (essentially, one of them is the period).This. The ellipsis, regardless of location, is simply three dots. Other punctuation is added as is appropriate for its place in the sentence. So if the ellipsis comes before a break, ..., or ...; would be appropriate, depending on the type of break. At the end, .... (ellipsis plus period) is appropriate. ... maybe.
I could whoop chuckie with a paperclip and a hershey's kiss. I see you're trying to defeat Chuck Norris. Would you like help with that?
*taps screen*
You look like you're trying to gut someone with a paper clip. Would you like some help with that?
1.5 GB... Shows 10 minutes... Dropped to 9, jumped up to 11-12... Would you like some help with that?
As many as necessary. I think some priest has a mine of diamond dust to burn. Speaking of, I talk Kestrel to the point of madness with unwelcomed advice, resulting in it setting itself and its sarcophagus afire.
It looks like you are trying to steal my gig. Can I help you with that? NO.
Quickly get that darn paperclip! It looks like you're trying to escape a maximum-security prison on whatever you have in your pockets. Would you like some help with that?
It looks like you're trying to blitz FAWTL. Would you like help with that?
This was not what I had in mind.
It looks like you're trying to operate a quantum matter reconstructor. Would you like some help with that?
It appears you're trying to perform a vile ritual of terrible mortal curses. Would you like some help with that?
*taps screen* Are you sure?
It looks like you're trying to start a rant. Would you like some help with that?
It looks like you're trying to be awesome. Would you like some help with that?
It looks like you're trying to get people to ask you questions. Would you like help with that?
It looks like you're going on a rampage. Would you like help with that?
It looks like you're trying to express your frustrations. Would you like help with that? |