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Concentrate and ask again.


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Water Boy wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Tequila Sunrise wrote:

Today i finally opened a hospital bill that i’ve been avoiding. Turns out it’s not a bill after all, but a letter saying that i was exposed to sub par anasthesia safety standards, and i should get tested for hep A & B and HIV. Is it strange that my relief at no huge hospital bill is outshining my concern that i might have a lethal pathogen?

Also Mrs Sunrise is scared because i want to hallucinate a tulpa.

Not a great idea. Those are willful, hard to control, and even harder to get rid of...

Nononono, Drejk! Just get a CG tulpa of an efreeti~!

Literally nothing could ever go wrong

My sources say no.


Phillip Gastone wrote:
It might be inevitably doomed to failure and madness...

Most likely.


Quark Blast wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
Good grief. What were they thinking?

I believe that question is a non sequitur in this case.

Orthos, you agree?

It is decidedly so.


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Captain ? wrote:
Is it Tom Cruise.

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gran rey de los mono wrote:
The Dark Seer wrote:

having forseen this, has secretly installed newspaper-weilding anti-FH robot(s) with filled water-spray bottles to chase off any stray FH that wanders in; a robot launches out of a door at the rifling FHDM

"NO. BAD FH." it says in robotic voice. *spray-spray* "DOWN. NOT YOURS." *swat-at with paper*

Please tell me your anti-FH robots are animatronic skeksis.

Without a doubt.


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Scintillae wrote:
Orthos wrote:
White.
Not really a Sonic, then.

It's no use.


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John Napier 698 wrote:
And, when you stare into it, it shows you things.

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graystone wrote:
Orthos wrote:
graystone wrote:
8. drop alignments all together and change paladin to 'holy fighting guy'.
Well we already know this isn't happening. Paizo apparently revealed earlier today that alignment us still a part of PF2.
It's part of the playtest... Nothing says it HAS to be part of the final product. ;)

Don't count on it.


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Outlook not so good.


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Tacticslion wrote:
I, uh... I have nothing to do with this, that's for sure...

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Skeld wrote:
Is that Orthos?!?

Outlook good.


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Cap'n Yesterday, Forum Meme? wrote:
After myself, Orthos, Ambrosia Slaad, Monkey and the Korean Spammers I'm pretty sure there aren't enough good aliases left.

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FrothyMadAngrierNerdRageDemon wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Is it just me, or do others think thread titles are beginning to get too long as well?
Yes, yes I do.

It is decidedly so.


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Anthony J. Crowley wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aranna wrote:

What is going on...

They assigned axe body spray guy as my assistant. He is like the last person I would have selected. On top of his habit of bathing in the stuff, I have overheard him bragging to coworkers about the long list of women he has slept with including a friend of his on her wedding day. And now he has an excuse to be close... He even called me cupcake for some reason. I swear this is like a bad nightmare.

I'm sorry. I'll wear less body spray, I promise.
Please do. Even I am becoming attracted to you and I am a heterosexual male.
AXE is actually making someone attracted to someone wearing it?!
I think that's a sign of the Apocalypse. Again.

Signs point to yes.


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David M Mallon wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:
Agreed: save your money until you have it!
What money?
Hence, "until you have it" :D
Magic 8-ball says: outlook not so good.

That's my line.


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Bleached Otyugh wrote:
Magic 8-Ball says... wrote:
Reply hazy, ask again later.
*eats Magic 8-Ball*

Outlook not so good.


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Aranna wrote:
Magic 8-Ball says... wrote:
Aranna wrote:
I guess that was the real point of it.
Better not tell you now.
Oh oh, that sounds ominous.

Signs point to yes.


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Aranna wrote:
I guess that was the real point of it.

Better not tell you now.


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captain yesterday wrote:
"Are You a God?"

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Outlook good!


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Katina Mathieson wrote:
Diego Valdez wrote:
I WILL answer all the things, and the answers will be vague and sort of wise sounding, but not helpful at all!
Just use an online fortune cookie generator. Fortune cookies are never wrong.

Outlook good!