Overheard at the Paizo office


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katina: Wait...waterboarding is not what I meant. Surfboarding!

katina: This conversation about Legolas turned dark quickly.

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Sara Marie: who's gonna be first to ruin the happy streak?
Sara Marie cracks knuckles
Cort has left this chat.

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Cort Odekirk wrote:
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Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: and i don't mean that in a euphemism way

katina: i mean that in a panicky hyperventilating way

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tanis: “All the single ladders! (all the single ladders)”

tanis: “If you liked it than you should’ve put a rung on it”

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sharaya: does that mean [redacted] is not going to GenCon?

sharaya: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!

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cort: Seriously, gaming company and not one cleric with cure disease? Everyone had to pick Ninja/Assassin. Does no one think of party mechanics?

gary: we went with the party of rogues and we're not sorry

sara marie: nah, i'm a witch

cs erik: Paladin, just a low level one.

cort: Erik, can you Lay on Hands [redacted]?

[redacted] Not without buying me dinner first

cs erik: In the words of Time Bandits
cs erik: DON'T TOUCH IT, ITS PURE EVIL.

[redacted 2]: now my nose is starting to feel twitchy

cort: Erik, we’re going to need another Lay on Hands
cort: And yes, I’ll buy the freaking dinner.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cs erik: I'll get the rubbing alcohol.

cs erik: i mean holy water.

katina: I'll get the regular alcohol

cs erik: WAAAAY ahead of you.

[redacted]: Alcohol is a disinfectant, right? Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong.


DRUNK I'M NOT OFFICER.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Sara Marie wrote:

cs erik: I'll get the rubbing alcohol.

cs erik: i mean holy water.

katina: I'll get the regular alcohol

cs erik: WAAAAY ahead of you.

[redacted]: Alcohol is a disinfectant, right? Maybe that's what I'm doing wrong.

I see the cleric is a Caydenite.


redacted wrote:
DRUNK I'M NOT OFFICER.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am!

RPG Superstar Season 9 Top 32

Sorry officer...


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Sara Marie wrote:

tanis: “All the single ladders! (all the single ladders)”

tanis: “If you liked it than you should’ve put a rung on it”

Gen Con mania claims its latest victim.

Lantern Lodge

Sara Marie wrote:

cort: Seriously, gaming company and not one cleric with cure disease? Everyone had to pick Ninja/Assassin. Does no one think of party mechanics?

gary: we went with the party of rogues and we're not sorry

sara marie: nah, i'm a witch

cs erik: Paladin, just a low level one.

cort: Erik, can you Lay on Hands [redacted]?

[redacted] Not without buying me dinner first

cs erik: In the words of Time Bandits
cs erik: DON'T TOUCH IT, ITS PURE EVIL.

[redacted 2]: now my nose is starting to feel twitchy

cort: Erik, we’re going to need another Lay on Hands
cort: And yes, I’ll buy the freaking dinner.

All ninja/assassin? I thought everyone at paizo was a bard of some form?

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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Katina: Watch out, ladies! Valeros is on the prowl.

Paizo Glitterati Robot

Katina I want to carry these hashtags with me into the afterlife.

Paizo Employee Customer Service She-Hulk

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Gary: everything is about self control when you're trying not to kill all humans


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Katina Mathieson wrote:
Gary: everything is about self control when you're trying not to kill all humans

He failed again didn't he?

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Justin Franklin wrote:
Katina Mathieson wrote:
Gary: everything is about self control when you're trying not to kill all humans
He failed again didn't he?

Try to take it easy on him Justin, it's not easy staying on the murder wagon. er, no-murder wagon.

Paizo Employee Customer Service She-Hulk

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Hordshyrd wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Katina Mathieson wrote:
Gary: everything is about self control when you're trying not to kill all humans
He failed again didn't he?
Try to take it easy on him Justin, it's not easy staying on the murder wagon. er, no-murder wagon.

He's been using the "no-murder wagon" to run people over, so... I'm not sure if we can call it that anymore.


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Katina Mathieson wrote:
Hordshyrd wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Katina Mathieson wrote:
Gary: everything is about self control when you're trying not to kill all humans
He failed again didn't he?
Try to take it easy on him Justin, it's not easy staying on the murder wagon. er, no-murder wagon.
He's been using the "no-murder wagon" to run people over, so... I'm not sure if we can call it that anymore.

{awestruck} Damn, reading back over his posts, PMG is like the MacGyver of Death. Only without the mullet.

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

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sara: Could you email him that he forgot his minis, I'm holding them at the booth?

sharaya: looking

sara: That might work if he looks

sharaya: haha. yes
sharaya: you are sara, right?

Paizo Employee PostMonster General

sara: He got the email!

Grand Lodge

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A man after my own heart.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
A man after my own heart.

Whoa...There's a man after your heart? Sounds like you need some protection. Maybe a back-and-breast plate to help keep your heart firmly inside your rib cage where it belongs. Also, you might want to consider calling the police, and let them know some whack-a-doo is trying to take your blood pumping organ. They may be able to help you out as well.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Katina: one more con for my "Pros and Cons of letting Christopher live" list


Katina, it isn't fair to count Gencon.

Lantern Lodge

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Do we need an "Overheard at Gencon" thread?

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Hordshyrd wrote:
Do we need an "Overheard at Gencon" thread?

What happens at GenCon stays at GenCon.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Liz Courts wrote:
Hordshyrd wrote:
Do we need an "Overheard at Gencon" thread?
What happens at GenCon stays at GenCon.

Until it gets brought home and infects the rest of the office.


Christopher Anthony wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Hordshyrd wrote:
Do we need an "Overheard at Gencon" thread?
What happens at GenCon stays at GenCon.
Until it gets brought home and infects the rest of the office.

So which of you brought back the ConCrud?


Readerbreeder wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Hordshyrd wrote:
Do we need an "Overheard at Gencon" thread?
What happens at GenCon stays at GenCon.
Until it gets brought home and infects the rest of the office.
So which of you brought back the ConCrud?

The better question is what will Doctor Algernop Krieger PMG do with the ConCrud samples in his laboratory?

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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RobotChris: what have I even done today?
RobotChris: whelp, best not dwell on it if I’m too tired to remember

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Katina DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WHALE

Silver Crusade

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Katina DID YOU JUST CALL ME A WHALE

Welp, someone's about to die a very painful death.


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Death by being rolled over? :-) ...sorry.


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Oh no, not again.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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sharaya: {Last night I} Had dreams that hogwarts owls kept bringing me letters

sharaya: but instead of it being an acceptance letter or book/supply list

sharaya: it was hand written customer questions

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Sharaya: Ok. Now that that nightmare fuel is over...

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: I turned money into cheesecake!

katina: I'm basically a wizard.

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Katina Psh
Katina I'm Aragorn
Katina I got dis

sword sword sword

Katina bummmm bumm ba ba bummmmm
Katina ba da dahhhh da da dahhhh dada dahhhh dum dum


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Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Psh

Katina I'm Aragorn
Katina I got dis

sword sword sword

Katina bummmm bumm ba ba bummmmm
Katina ba da dahhhh da da dahhhh dada dahhhh dum dum

Is that... Vader's March?

Lantern Lodge

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Tels wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Psh

Katina I'm Aragorn
Katina I got dis

sword sword sword

Katina bummmm bumm ba ba bummmmm
Katina ba da dahhhh da da dahhhh dada dahhhh dum dum

Is that... Vader's March?

No that would be:

Bummm bummm bummm da da bum da da bummm
BUMMM BUMMM BUMMM ba da bummm ba da bummm

Paizo Employee Customer Service She-Hulk

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Hordshyrd wrote:
Tels wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Psh

Katina I'm Aragorn
Katina I got dis

sword sword sword

Katina bummmm bumm ba ba bummmmm
Katina ba da dahhhh da da dahhhh dada dahhhh dum dum

Is that... Vader's March?

No that would be:

Bummm bummm bummm da da bum da da bummm
BUMMM BUMMM BUMMM ba da bummm ba da bummm

BUMM ba ba BUMMMM da da dadada ba bahhhh ba ba bababa ba bumm ba ba DUMMM ba ba DUMMMMM

Silver Crusade

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Katina Mathieson wrote:
Hordshyrd wrote:
Tels wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina Psh

Katina I'm Aragorn
Katina I got dis

sword sword sword

Katina bummmm bumm ba ba bummmmm
Katina ba da dahhhh da da dahhhh dada dahhhh dum dum

Is that... Vader's March?

No that would be:

Bummm bummm bummm da da bum da da bummm
BUMMM BUMMM BUMMM ba da bummm ba da bummm

BUMM ba ba BUMMMM da da dadada ba bahhhh ba ba bababa ba bumm ba ba DUMMM ba ba DUMMMMM

Kill da Wabbit?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: It toyed with my emotions!

cort: I”m management, that’s part of my job description.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Katina: Why do you have a head in a bag?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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liz: “Here’s a story…of a man named Ezren…who was travelin’ with three very lovely girls”


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Rysky: da da BUMM-bah da da BUMM bah!

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