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Erik Keith wrote:

Cort: I got a Roomba and we end up not using it much. It’s loud as hades, so you can’t run it when you’re around. I had it running at night but I always had to play “find the Roomba” every morning where it got stuck and the battery died. Also, it freaked out the cats.

Gary: oh man i love our roomba so much, I upgraded the bin and battery and now it actually has an exhaust you can feel behind it
Cort: Wow, yeah, the bin is not large and the battery doesn’t seem to last that long.
Cort: There was also an epic battle between it and the cat’s litter box that is best not talked about.
QA Erik: Ahahaha oh wow, oh god the mental image
Cort: Beats the literal one, trust me.

Strange, I heard that one of my friend's cat loves Roomba - to the point that the friend calls Roomba kitten chariot when she sees it.


Jiggy wrote:
...Am I the only one who would take the pizza over the frito pie?

I am with you.

Which means that you are eating my pizza...


Drejk wrote:
Which means that you are eating my pizza...

Steal CMB: 1d20 + 93 ⇒ (20) + 93 = 113

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Tels wrote:
Can I send a platter full of brownies with a single Liz Courts brownie hidden on the platter? Then you get to play the game, "Guess Which One Doesn't Suck!" Sounds fun eh?

My brownies are fairly distinctive... >.>

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Liz Courts wrote:
Tels wrote:
Can I send a platter full of brownies with a single Liz Courts brownie hidden on the platter? Then you get to play the game, "Guess Which One Doesn't Suck!" Sounds fun eh?
My brownies are fairly distinctive... >.>

With the placement of those milk glasses my mind just immediately superimposed a face over that picture, with the brownies being a bushy mustache.

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Rysky wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:
Tels wrote:
Can I send a platter full of brownies with a single Liz Courts brownie hidden on the platter? Then you get to play the game, "Guess Which One Doesn't Suck!" Sounds fun eh?
My brownies are fairly distinctive... >.>
With the placement of those milk glasses my mind just immediately superimposed a face over that picture, with the brownies being a bushy mustache.

It's-a me, Brownieo!


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Eric Clingenpeel wrote:
Jiggy wrote:
...Am I the only one who would take the pizza over the frito pie?
I know I always enjoyed my rectangular cardboard pizza. Fold it in half, dip it in ketchup... Hmmm...

If you have to dip something in ketchup to make it edible, it's not.


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Lissa Guillet wrote:
Frito chili pie day was way better than pizza day in the cafeteria.
Your school had cardboard pizza with plastic cheese too huh? =)
When I was in Elementary School, I was convinced that I hated pizza because all I had ever had was what the school tried to pass off as pizza. Once I tried REAL pizza, I saw the light.

It was the same for me with Communion wine vs. 'proper' wine.

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Lissa Guillet wrote:
I also feel bad for kids that didn't get steak fingers grown' up.

Someone has misled you terribly on the topic of bovine anatomy.

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Don't you just peel back the hooves?

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Adam Daigle wrote:
Don't you just peel back the hooves?

It works for venison.

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katina: If someone pushed a tray of Dim Sum through the office

katina: I think that would be the happiest day of my life.

katina: And also the last day because I'd eat until I exploded.

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Gary: ... secondary support role...
QA Erik: I do often play clerics.
Cort: That's a primary support role. It's more like a bard.

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*Revives thread with Guiness flavored coffee with caramel*

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[redacted]: whenever you have a moment I am ready/chained to my desk

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Office romances are different at Paizo I see...


It gets even weirder when they wear the goblin masks.


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Kevin A Turner wrote:
It gets even weirder when they wear the goblin masks.

It wasn't a mask...

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Kevin A Turner wrote:
It gets even weirder when they wear the goblin masks.

You make it sound as if there are times when we DON'T wear goblin masks...


Katina Mathieson wrote:
Kevin A Turner wrote:
It gets even weirder when they wear the goblin masks.
You make it sound as if there are times when we DON'T wear goblin masks...

Hmmm... does this mean you were the one chained to the desk? Or the one in need of a moment?

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Redacted ... and that's offensive to juggalos!


Especially goblin juggalos :P

Oh boy I think I just came up with the next art project for Wayne Reynolds heh

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New iconic get?

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christopher: Each visitor badge should have a different name. "Stranger", "Intruder", "Interloper", "Miscreant", etc.

sara marie: Miscreant Mondays
sara marie: Intruder Tuesdays
sara marie: Stranger Wednesdays

cort: Murder Hobo

katina: That should be reserved for special guests.

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Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Each visitor badge should have a different name. "Stranger", "Intruder", "Interloper", "Miscreant", etc.

sara marie: Miscreant Mondays
sara marie: Intruder Tuesdays
sara marie: Stranger Wednesdays

cort: Murder Hobo

katina: That should be reserved for special guests.

Hmm I wonder what mine would be?


"Do Not Admit"

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cort: if you’re unsure, badge them.

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cosmo: my favorite kind of problems are Not Me problems.


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Sara Marie wrote:
cosmo: my favorite kind of problems are Not Me problems.

I don't think I've ever heard a truer statement...

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Gary: yeah did we burn through all our goats or something
QA Erik: as soon as I'm done with that I'll fire it up =)
Gary: dibs on the good roasting fork

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katina: {I} don't really know which directions I should flail my arms for progress to happen

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Robot Chris: why can’t I just will myself into whatever super human form I want?
and have a laser?


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My illusions are shattered. I'd always presumed she could do that. :(


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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: {I} don't really know which directions I should flail my arms for progress to happen

The direction really doesn't matter; what is important is that you include the right gestures and supplicatory chants and phrases.


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Readerbreeder wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
katina: {I} don't really know which directions I should flail my arms for progress to happen
The direction really doesn't matter; what is important is that you include the right gestures and supplicatory chants and phrases.

Op, Op, Oppa Kermit Style!

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ashley: i think im going to put myself into a pumpkin coma this weekend. gonna drink pumpkin spice latte while eating pumpkin pancakes and pumpkin chocolate chip cookies for dessert. maybe ill pick up a costco pumpkin pie while im at it as well.

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ashley: dammit, i thought my computer was dieing. it's just the sound of cosmo's music being muffled by the wall.

cosmo: Sorry... I’ll turn it up

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Sara Marie wrote:

ashley: dammit, i thought my computer was dieing. it's just the sound of cosmo's music being muffled by the wall.

cosmo: Sorry... I’ll turn it up

How considerate ^w^

Wouldn't a better solution be to remove said wall?


Sara Marie wrote:

ashley: dammit, i thought my computer was dieing. it's just the sound of cosmo's music being muffled by the wall.

cosmo: Sorry... I’ll turn it up

What kind of music Cosmo is listening to?


pipe organ

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Worse. Christmas.

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That fiend! Does he keep his lights up year round too?

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WE HAVEN'T EVEN HIT HALLOWEEN YET YOU TRAITOROUS B@#$%&*!


nah, sandy claws is coming this month, it is all good


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TOZ wrote:
That fiend! Does he keep his lights up year round too?

This makes me picture Cosmo himself wearing blinking strings of lights and humming carols all year long.

Edit: And mind-rendingly tacky holiday sweaters.


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SlaadiClaws wrote:
Edit: And mind-rendingly tacky holiday sweaters.

Now, which one of these was the perpetrator wearing?

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sara: I am encouraged by your optimistic attitude

katina: also called "denial"

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redacted: If it means we get to dress up Mona as Batman, it might be worth it.

Paizo Employee Publisher, Chief Creative Officer

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