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Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Gary you know what, all the curdled dairy products.  give them to me on this salad

...

Gary yes. this is the cheese salad


Mmmm, deep fried cheese curds.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Cort: More widespread carnage this time
QA Erik: I actually forgot to
QA Erik: Hehehe

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redacted: Is it appropriate to give a boob window curtains?

redacted: Or Roman shades?

redacted: At least a nice valance.

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Sara Marie: just how big are those demons!

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This:

Sara Marie wrote:

redacted: Is it appropriate to give a boob window curtains?

redacted: Or Roman shades?

redacted: At least a nice valance.

Immediately followed by this:

Christopher Anthony wrote:
Sara Marie: just how big are those demons!

Is awesome.


Look at the size of that thing...


Sara Marie wrote:

redacted: Is it appropriate to give a boob window curtains?

Quote:
just how big are those demons!

Let us take that famous early 90s Wonderbra advert.

Let us replace Eva Herzegovina with Iggwilv.

HELLO BOYS!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: Isn't that a volcano?


Sara Marie wrote:
katina: Isn't that a volcano?

No...... they really are just happy to see you....

(>_>)

(<_<)

Sorry... couldn't resist...

*Runs away...*

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Discussing workflow for the afternoon:
sharaya: I think I should be able to get through cancelling all the subscriptions.

sara: ...

sara: Just the ones who are requesting to be cancelled... right?

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ashley: and this is how you get anarchy

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katina: but we'd all end up with adorable puppies so... win/win?

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diego: So does it even matter if it burns down? Take the puppies and call it a good day

Shadow Lodge

Sara Marie wrote:
Discussing workflow for the afternoon:

Ohhhhh, THAT explains it!

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katina: that's illegal in most places.

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katina: You did not say "professional wrestling". You said 'wrasslin". That's a whole different connotation.

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ashley: what im taking away from this is that i can get you all to participate in arson with me so long as i bring puppies. i knew i liked you guys.

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Sara Marie: can we put hashtags on the messageboards?
Sara Marie: that would be sweet
Robot Chris: weird, my eye started twitching violently

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gary: it's possible adding another [technical jargon] might've also flipped that bit

redacted: huh
redacted: okay, I had just [more technical jargon] originally

gary: shouldn't matter but apparently might?

redacted: I’ll do it the weird way then
redacted: just to be sure

gary: bugs

redacted: much like the spider on my porch, I’ll give these bugs some space and hope they leave me alone and don’t lay eggs in my pillowcase

cort: Seems fair, and faintly horrible.

redacted: thank you for looking into it
redacted: was worried I’d done something stupid

gary: hmmm let's see, redacted doing something stupid or a bug
gary: which is more likely
gary: imma haveta go with bug

redacted: well hey now

gary: you can adopt that as your basic triage strategy

redacted: I’ve totally not ever taken down the whole site or anything >.>

gary: shoot, if you haven't done that yet it must be your first day

redacted: and after typing that a bunch of stuff on my desk fell
redacted: I think it’s the ghost of former bugs
redacted: bugs past? or do I have to wait until after Thanksgiving for the christmas cautionary tales?

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robot chris: hum totally not me
robot chris: not the robot
robot chris: nothing to see here
robot chris: doot doot doot

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katina: they can brine the turkey with their tears.

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katina:I think turkey is probably just traveling back in time a day to take over my brain early

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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: can we put hashtags on the messageboards?

Sara Marie: that would be sweet
Robot Chris: weird, my eye started twitching violently

I knew I liked the Rubit!


Sara Marie wrote:
katina: that's illegal in most places.

Paizo is diversifying their operations?

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Christopher Get a photo frame and load it with outdoor images. You can pretend it's a window.
Gary tried that but i kept flying into it

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tanis: sending hugs to all of customer service

gary: my hug got bent in shipping, paizo is the worst!!!

sara marie: is your hug still useable

gary: it's a little sticky

ashley: psh, the stickiness is a feature not a defect gary.

katina: We do not have a current timeline for when we will be receiving more hugs from our distributors.

sara marie: wait
sara marie: gary, tanis sent customer service hugs
sara marie: not you
sara marie: did you get mine?

gary: I'M NOT SENDING IT BACK

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Sara Marie: Here goes nothin'!
...
Whoops.

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Tanis: I hope consent happened


My hug started out fine...but then got uncomfortably weird.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Christopher: Nothing makes bad decisions more exciting than MOAR SPEED!

Gary: hey that's how i got into this problem in the first place!

Gary: knew i shouldn't buy pick-me-ups at truckstops


Cosmo wrote:

Christopher: Nothing makes bad decisions more exciting than MOAR SPEED!

Gary: hey that's how i got into this problem in the first place!

Gary: knew i shouldn't buy pick-me-ups at truckstops

*debates about making Paul Walker joke*

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Katina: Such positive. Very encourage. Much wow.


So comic sans.

Counter of Magic Beans

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Robot Chris: imagine the sailor scout transformation animation
Robot Chris: except with hammers and knives
Robot Chris: that’s what’s happening here

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Katina: "Psst! Incognito mode (Ctrl+Shift+N) may come in handy next time."
Katina: Dear google, i'm not clearing my browsing history for THAT reason


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Liz Courts wrote:
[redacted]: I believe the tech team mascot is caltrops.

LEGO? they make good caltrops when not used to build other weapons.

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katina: ve haff vays of making yarn... how you say... disappear


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Cats?


Sara Marie wrote:
katina: ve haff vays of making yarn... how you say... disappear
Kajehase wrote:
Cats?

Dun DUN DUNNNNNNNNN!

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ashley: if the party doesn't require a vaccination i dont want to go!

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Katina: Does that mean that there's gonna be a generation of kids who are 'experimenting with vaccinations"?
Katina: Like, they sneak out of school with some friends to get their flu shots at the nearby Walgreens?
Katina: and then they get grounded when they get caught
Ashley: oh yeah! you want to get those vaccines?! SIT DOWN BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE YOU GET ALL OF THEM!


Sara Marie wrote:

redacted: I’ll do it the weird way then

redacted: just to be sure

I'm a bit late but... I really like this strategy.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Redacted: Sometimes it seems like “NSFW” is some sort of challenge here...because safe for work is relative in this office.


Liz Courts wrote:
Redacted: Sometimes it seems like “NSFW” is some sort of challenge here...because safe for work is relative in this office.

We need part of the website that is not conforming to PG requirements of the rest of the site, so you can share safe-for-work-when-in-Paizo-office materials.

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Yeah, I tried that once. It didn't work well.

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robot chris: I’m not corrupted, just busy!

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Katina Tell him you made an unbreakable vow.

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