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Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Redacted Tinky Winky’s purple, noob.


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I was originally going to go with 'filthy mudblood' but thought better of of it

too bad for sharaya when the ministry of magical human resources puts her in thaumaturgical sensitivity training


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Erik Keith wrote:
Art Team(In Unison): ORCANADO! Orcanado?! ORCANADO!

also SyFy rejected my screenplays for "OCTOPOCALYPSE" and "BEARCANO" :(


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I'll just leave this here...

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Lamontius wrote:
Erik Keith wrote:
Art Team(In Unison): ORCANADO! Orcanado?! ORCANADO!
also SyFy rejected my screenplays for "OCTOPOCALYPSE" and "BEARCANO" :(

Ooh, Bearcano sounds awesome!

Mmm. Lava bombs that burst apart on impact to unleash bear-shaped magma elementals?


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Set wrote:
Lamontius wrote:
Erik Keith wrote:
Art Team(In Unison): ORCANADO! Orcanado?! ORCANADO!
also SyFy rejected my screenplays for "OCTOPOCALYPSE" and "BEARCANO" :(

Ooh, Bearcano sounds awesome!

Mmm. Lava bombs that burst apart on impact to unleash bear-shaped magma elementals?

no it was basically just a volcano that like shoots bears basically everywhere, but like the bears are just super furious

GUYS YOU CAN'T TOUCH THE FLOOR BECAUSE THE FLOOR IS BEARS

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Robot Chris: FUEL MY PUNY HUMAN LEGS, PIZZA

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Robot Chris: FUEL MY PUNY HUMAN LEGS, PIZZA

Why is the Rubit feeding pizza to some human legs... And who did she get them from?

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Mmm. Human legs pizza.

Oh wait, there was a comma in there, wasn't there?


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Sharaya wrote:
Gary: if you get up early enough you can make coffee before [redacted] starts demanding volcanoes

Ha! For once I know who redacted is!

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Sara Marie: again with the heck box

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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Cort: if you don't have a bit of sadism in you, you have no business being a gm
Jason: I think I'm fine on that end


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is sadism the one where you feel sad all the time or the one that zarta likes

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Robot Chris: roll up to the paizo all what up I'm sleepy
turnt down for naps

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I never turn down naps.

Zzzzzzzz...


Sara Marie wrote:

Cort: if you don't have a bit of sadism in you, you have no business being a gm

Jason: I think I'm fine on that end

Depending on the group, that would be sado-masochism, yes?

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Tanis I’m a children.

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Katina: I think I made [redacted] mad.
Robot Chris: don't like Katina

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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robot chris: GIVE UNTO US YOUR TOPPING SELECTIONS

katina: I would like a pizza on top of my pizza, please

katina: and in the middle of those two pizzas, ANOTHER PIZZA


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Set wrote:

Ooh, Bearcano sounds awesome!

Mmm. Lava bombs that burst apart on impact to unleash bear-shaped magma elementals?

Please tell me that these will be in the next Bestiary.

And that 'nado will be a new monster type, like swarms.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Cort: It gives it an ambiance of despair.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Katina: They'll yell at us with their eyes!

Paizo Employee Lead Designer

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Stephen: Because Draculas.

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Jason Bulmahn wrote:
Stephen: Because Draculas.

What if she's a zombie or a dracula? I better hang on to this.

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Sara Marie: that finger is mint in the box

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Money Chris: ...I'm gonna get hurt...with sparkles and cupcakes...

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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Money Chris: ...I'm gonna get hurt...with sparkles and cupcakes...

This is why we don't anger the Rubit.

Scarab Sages Modules Overlord

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Patrick Renie: Feelings are like treasure. It's best to keep them buried.

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Cort: eventually you get curious enough and you’ll stick anything in a bread maker.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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erik: In the words of Valeros, no point being heroic if you aren't well enough off afterwards to go to the bar and gloat about it


Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: GIVE UNTO US YOUR TOPPING SELECTIONS

katina: I would like a pizza on top of my pizza, please

katina: and in the middle of those two pizzas, ANOTHER PIZZA

You mean something like item #7 on this list?

Editor

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Judy: Equations are sentences for people who like math.

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Robot Chris: looking at the guts of a book this way just seems rude sometimes

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Gary: that was quite jarring
Cort: I have that effect

Paizo Employee Lead Designer

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Jessica: Why are you doing a Kickstarter? Haven't you learned anything?

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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tanis: I won’t allow coffee systems that don’t adhere to our oligarchy.

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Gary: i guess we could work out a delivery system
Gary: possibly trebuchet-based
Robot Chris: that has been an idea that's been tossed around for a while


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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary: i guess we could work out a delivery system

Gary: possibly trebuchet-based
Robot Chris: that has been an idea that's been tossed around for a while

That kind of thinking is sure to catapult you to head of the pack.


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I like Rooster Teeth's delivery options.

Customer Service Ray of Funshine

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katina: [redacted] is haunted
sharaya: can anybody else with [redacted] see [redacted]?
katina: whoa, i see them now
katina: [redacted] apparently can't see dead people

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: I have a question about canceling vs. removing items from orders

cs erik: its the CS equivalent of a tactical nuke. It's pretty great.
cs erik: just with implosions instead of explosions, nothing to clean up!

katina: I like to think of it as those little laser things from MIB

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Cort: I feel like your wedding isn't all about me.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:
Cort: I feel like your wedding isn't all about me.

With an open bar, you too can make the wedding about you.

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Ashley: would YOU want to swap underpants with Cosmo in the winter?
Katina: If that's the difference between me and the Donner Party, then yes.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cs erik: Katina do you even know what the commute from Naboo is like? -_-

katina: Well, I *was* commuting from Alderaan, but... :(

christopher: You're not getting that deposit back, Kat.


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Christopher Anthony wrote:

Ashley: would YOU want to swap underpants with Cosmo in the winter?

Katina: If that's the difference between me and the Donner Party, then yes.

there is an edible underwear joke in there somewhere

Counter of Magic Beans

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Lamontius wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:

Ashley: would YOU want to swap underpants with Cosmo in the winter?

Katina: If that's the difference between me and the Donner Party, then yes.

there is an edible underwear joke in there somewhere

No. No there is not.

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Robot because I just smash everything because I can’t figure it out

Katina and i'm like "BUT THERE'S STUFF I HAVEN'T SMASHED YET"

Paizo Employee Paizo Customer Service Algorithm

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Katina: It's like waterboarding, but with orc blood.

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