Robot Chris: (Warning: Nic Cage)
that is a very important warning.
robot chris: wow, definitely don't google "nic cage puppy"
robot chris: I took this bullet for all of you
robot chris: also, seriously, back to the glitter cave
the 4th dog got it the worst
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robot chris: what *is* the turning radius on a T-Rex?
Depends. What kind of car is JJ driving these days?
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Sara Marie Anyone have a spare chicken?
Christopher: Mess with the squid, you get the tentacles.
(^_^)
Christopher: Mess with the squid, you get the tentacles.
Yeah, y'see?
Christopher: Mess with the squid, you get the tentacles.
Y'all can keep the calamari. Thanks, though.
Clam it.
That pun was in-ceph(alopod)erable.
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Crystal There's babies in the conference room!
Christopher First girl scout cookies, now babies!
Crystal But I don't have 4 bucks! :(
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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lissa: Or is time to drink from the firehose?
christopher: I didn't realize there was a non-firehose option.
lissa: Well there's a "forced to drink from the firehose" option and a "get to drink from the firehose" option. HR is big on semantics.
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*moves pun die of doom from 20 to 18*
It's PUNbelievable how horrible those puns are.
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Accounting Ashley: can we have a "we didn't end up in the looney bin, kill ourselves, or murder anyone else" party after year end/tax season/GenCon this year?
Money Chris: ...I thought that was the Christmas party?
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Me: SELL ALL THE THINGS
Sara: SERVE ALL THE CUSTOMERS
Cosmo: DISTRIBUTE ALL THE THINGS
Sonja: ORDER ALL THE ARTS
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ashley that is like loudly yelling "I AM SO GLAD I DID NOT FALL DOWN AND BREAK MY LEGS" while still having a mile left in your marathon
you put the jinx on the whole thing now
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liz: why [redacted] is applying to [redacted] and not [redacted] as specified?
christopher: Goblins.
cs erik: Are they in the works?
cs erik: Sorry, that was terrible even from me.
liz: Right now, I'm gonna blame pugwampis
liz: Because of inconsistent behavior
cs erik: that sounds familiar, witch isn't surprising.
cs erik:
cosmo: When is this not true?
cs erik: well, I'd hate for people to think that I was eidolon the chat
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CS Erik obviously needs more work, Sara. Way too much time on his hands.
Now I know where Mamet got the inspiration for Glengarry Glen Ross
Liz "ABC" Courts
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ashley that is like loudly yelling "I AM SO GLAD I DID NOT FALL DOWN AND BREAK MY LEGS" while still having a mile left in your marathon
you put the jinx on the whole thing now
I was going to make a joke about murder, but then the power surged and took everything down at the office.
I'll get back to work now universe.
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just remember
you can't have slaughter without laughter
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just remember
you can't have slaughter without laughter
Uwheeheeheeheehee!
Whahahahahahahahah!Kyaaaahahahahhahah!
Mwuhuhuahahahahah!
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christopher: When we finally replace this software, I'm going to yell "You were the chosen one!" just before punting it into a lake of lava.
gary: PUNT FIRST, MONOLOGUE LATER
gary: even if it's just a witty rejoinder
gary: should rank up there with "NO CAPES"
cs erik: Woah, Gary would make a good evil overlord
sara marie: would?
robot chris: good evil...
robot chris: good evil
robot chris: GOOD EVIL
robot chris: ......
christopher: Well, the evil overlord's had his arm and legs cut off already, and I'm the hero, so I think a little monologuing is safe at that juncture.
Hmmm...which Paizo staffer will post the 5000th post on this thread?
WHO WILL IT BE?!?!?
Hmmm...which Paizo staffer will post the 5000th post on this thread?
WHO WILL IT BE?!?!?
I may just lurk so I can snatch that away. Thought the Paizo people could potentially lock the thread, and post, then unlock it.
OOoohhhh! *Hides behind a rock and watches*