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Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!

...and then...?


TOZ wrote:

I looked into the abyss.

It blinked first.

Hey, that's Cosmo's line!

I feel a TOZ/Cosmo staredown coming on!

Lantern Lodge

Cheapy wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!
...and then...?

#1 sign of impending catastrophe: The words "Hold my bear" being uttered.


Hordshyrd wrote:
Cheapy wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!
...and then...?
#1 sign of impending catastrophe: The words "Hold my bear" being uttered.

I think less problems would be caused by saying 'Holy my bear' rather than the commonly uttered 'Hold my beer'.


Tels wrote:
Hordshyrd wrote:
Cheapy wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!
...and then...?
#1 sign of impending catastrophe: The words "Hold my bear" being uttered.
I think less problems would be caused by saying 'Holy my bear' rather than the commonly uttered 'Hold my beer'.

Depends on the bear.

Silver Crusade

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Spiral_Ninja wrote:
Tels wrote:
Hordshyrd wrote:
Cheapy wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!
...and then...?
#1 sign of impending catastrophe: The words "Hold my bear" being uttered.
I think less problems would be caused by saying 'Holy my bear' rather than the commonly uttered 'Hold my beer'.

Depends on the bear.

Sara Marie?

Dark Archive

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Hordshyrd wrote:
Cheapy wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer

Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!
...and then...?
#1 sign of impending catastrophe: The words "Hold my bear" being uttered.

Having lived in Arkansas for 12 years, I can say with all seriousness that at least one person a year had their last recorded words as "Here, hold my beer." That, or "Hey y'all, watch this!"

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katina: It's all fun and games until the pies are gone.

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Katina You're a very devout pie believer.

Katina One might say you're... pious?


pie piety


Are you guys at PIE-zoh celebrating Pi Day too?!

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robot chris: that sounds like the grey sky parted and a glorious glowing burrito fell gently in front of my eyes saying "chris, it's been a while, we should hang out"

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Oladon wrote:

Are you guys at PIE-zoh celebrating Pi Day too?!

It's a certainty.


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Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: that sounds like the grey sky parted and a glorious glowing burrito fell gently in front of my eyes saying "chris, it's been a while, we should hang out"

the ever elusive brorrito

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christopher: Quilting. Board game. o.O
christopher: I.... what?

liz: I think it’s sew awesome

robot chris: I'm in stitches


Lamontius wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
robot chris: that sounds like the grey sky parted and a glorious glowing burrito fell gently in front of my eyes saying "chris, it's been a while, we should hang out"
the ever elusive brorrito

A, E, I, O, U, el burrito sabe mas que tu?

Edit: Dang it, now I'm really hungry for a giant burrito.

Scarab Sages

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina You're a very devout pie believer.

Katina One might say you're... pious?

What did I tell you about puns?!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Karui Kage wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina You're a very devout pie believer.

Katina One might say you're... pious?

What did I tell you about puns?!

YOU DON'T OWN ME, NEFIS.


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Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Quilting. Board game. o.O

christopher: I.... what?

liz: I think it’s sew awesome

robot chris: I'm in stitches

blanket statements always leave me on pins and needles

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Karui Kage wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:

Katina You're a very devout pie believer.

Katina One might say you're... pious?

What did I tell you about puns?!

I hope it was that she should make them often and with gusto.

Scarab Sages

Puns are dangerous! Didn't any of you see the PSA?

Grand Lodge

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There are no bad puns.

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
There are no bad puns.

Mainly because if there is no such thing as a good pun, there technically can't be a "bad" pun.

Shadow Lodge

Karui Kage wrote:
Puns are dangerous! Didn't any of you see the PSA?

Hello.

Scarab Sages

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Orthos wrote:
Karui Kage wrote:
Puns are dangerous! Didn't any of you see the PSA?
Hello.

Yup! Fresh off the boat. What is this Pathfinder thing anyways? Some kind of car?

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christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.

Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Counter of Magic Beans

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Ross Byers wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.
Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Ashley Gillaspie wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.
Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

No, it isn't whiskey .

Silver Crusade

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Cosmo wrote:
Ashley Gillaspie wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.
Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

No, it isn't whiskey .

Whisky.

RPG Superstar 2008 Top 32

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Cosmo wrote:
Ashley Gillaspie wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.
Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

No, it isn't whiskey .

Bourbon is whiskey. Scotch is whisky.

Liberty's Edge

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Cosmo wrote:
Ashley Gillaspie wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.
Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

No, it isn't whiskey .

Is it a wabbit then? Or maybe a wascal? I weally wanna know.


Pathfinder Adventure Subscriber
Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Ashley Gillaspie wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: Not everyone can handle what Cosmo brings to the table.
Is it whisky? I bet its whisky.

Yes, they can't handle the whisky...So they should give it all to me...

>.>

<.<

No, it isn't whiskey .

Bourbon is whiskey. Scotch is whisky.

And if it's from Ireland it's also whiskey.

Project Manager

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John, in lunchroom: YOU'RE NOT OUR REAL MOMMY!

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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cs erik: Sorry Christopher, was explaining many mini minotaurs

katina: Who don't like steak tar tar
katina: or just tartar sauce

cs erik: mini minotaurs are deathly allergic to tartar sauce
cs erik: so don't feed a mini minotaur tar tar sauce

katina: Especially Minnie
katina: Minnie the mini minotaur will die if you give her tartar

cs erik: be careful though, that mini minotaur may kill you any minute-aur.

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katina: you have crossed the line.

liz: There’s a line?

christopher: I vaguely remember a line, but then I met [redacted] and I haven't seen it since.

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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katina: I think my brain has blue-screened.

Scarab Sages

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Sara Marie wrote:
katina: I think my brain has blue-screened.

I am quite familiar with that feeling. I have two small children. 8^)

Paizo Employee Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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liz: Nobody expects the Chelish inquisition.


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I think everybody expects the Chelish inquisition

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Lamontius wrote:
I think everybody expects the Chelish inquisition

Which is why it's funny.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: I also accept magic beans
Robot Chris: but I do NOT take paypal


Christopher Anthony wrote:

Robot Chris: I also accept magic beans

Robot Chris: but I do NOT take paypal

:(


*coughs*


Spanish Inquisitor wrote:
*coughs*

Well, that was unexpected.

Ah, cushions!


Spanish Inquisitor wrote:
*coughs*

Your Services are no longer required!

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Lamontius wrote:
I think everybody expects the Chelish inquisition

And nobody expects the Mwangi Inquisition.

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