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CS Erik: Also hanging out with awesome coworkers
Robot Chris: each delicious


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Liz Courts wrote:

Money Chris: I don't hate Bester, he's completely understandable.

Mika: Of course you think that, you're Lawful Evil.

Bester was such a great character.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Erik Keith:its like that one time I accidentally cast grease when we were walking on a 1 ft wide platform across lava
Erik Keith: that damn dwarven fighter just kept running his mouth.
Erik Keith: I MEAN, HE FAILED HIS ACROBATICS.

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christopher: Isn't the shortest leash essentially a garrotte?

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Robot Chris: maybe I should ask Cosmo more things...
Cosmo: Down this path leads madness...
Robot Chris: I know


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I'm sitting here looking at my desktop's background of S.H.O.D.A.N. and reading Christopher's post and the question of what would happen if Cosmo and S.H.O.D.A.N. merged popped into my head.

I'm not sure if anything would change.

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christopher: As The Paizo Turns?

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christopher: "The Bold And The Italicized"

christopher: Font humor is best humor

cosmo: ...especially if you want to go for Impact

christopher: Without humor, it's just Comic Sans.

liz: ...wow.

cosmo: yeah, Christopher, you’re going to need to send a Courier for a New sense of humor.

liz: Get with the Times, Cosmo.

...

robot chris: You wingdings.


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Cheapy wrote:

I'm sitting here looking at my desktop's background of S.H.O.D.A.N. and reading Christopher's post and the question of what would happen if Cosmo and S.H.O.D.A.N. merged popped into my head.

I'm not sure if anything would change.

WORSHIP ME, PITIFUL MEATSACK.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Cheapy wrote:
what would happen if Cosmo and S.H.O.D.A.N. merged

Sho'nuff.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Liz: Christopher: ...I am ashamed that I got that reference.


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Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: "The Bold And The Italicized"

christopher: Font humor is best humor

cosmo: ...especially if you want to go for Impact

christopher: Without humor, it's just Comic Sans.

liz: ...wow.

cosmo: yeah, Christopher, you’re going to need to send a Courier for a New sense of humor.

liz: Get with the Times, Cosmo.

...

robot chris: You wingdings.

This makes me weep.

The tears are tears of joy.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Crystal: You shouldn't say the C word if you don't have any to share

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robot chris: I usually compensate and just beat the heck out of it... which is probably bad


Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: You shouldn't say the C word if you don't have any to share

Cookies?


Drejk wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: You shouldn't say the C word if you don't have any to share
Cookies?

Either that of coffee based off their addictions.


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{makes mental note to bring oodles of cookies if I ever get to PaizoCon}


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Drejk wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: You shouldn't say the C word if you don't have any to share
Cookies?

Well C is for Cookie...

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Feros wrote:
Drejk wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Crystal: You shouldn't say the C word if you don't have any to share
Cookies?
Well C is for Cookie...

That's good enough for me.


Chocolate!


The C word wouldn't happen to be 'camel' and just be another bad 'hump day' joke would it?

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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{makes mental note to bring oodles of cookies if I ever get to PaizoCon}

Worked for me. :D


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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{makes mental note to bring oodles of cookies if I ever get to PaizoCon}

IF!?!

This is not an "option."
I demand you be there! ;-)


Sara Marie wrote:

christopher: Chickens? I thought we were using interns for sacrifices. Could someone loop me in on these memos next time, please?

liz: Interns have signed their soul over to editorial and are not available for operations-related sacrifices.

I love your posts. :)

Shadow Lodge

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thunderspirit wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{makes mental note to bring oodles of cookies if I ever get to PaizoCon}

IF!?!

This is not an "option."
I demand you be there! ;-)

Are you offering to pay the way?


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Orthos wrote:
thunderspirit wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
{makes mental note to bring oodles of cookies if I ever get to PaizoCon}

IF!?!

This is not an "option."
I demand you be there! ;-)

Are you offering to pay the way?

Assuming the lottery numbers I just picked win, absolutely!

Grand Lodge

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Sara Marie wrote:
christopher: As The Paizo Turns Undead?

Fixed

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Jessica: pho is magical cold cure
Jessica: it is known.
Cosmo: It is known


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Lamontia: Can we get pho?
Me: FUHHHHH?
Her: No, pho.
Me: FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Her: I will buy.
Me: Woooo!
Her: Of course we share the same bank account.
Me: FUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Jessica: Has he submitted his DNA samples and fingerprints yet?
Gary: first we have to see if he can make fire
Sharaya: wow....
Jessica: It's okay, Sharaya
Gary: you do not want to get voted off the tech team
Jessica: We don't use them for background checks
Sharaya: I'm glad it was as faster and easier than that for me
Jessica: We use them for magical binding rituals
Jessica: oh, you haven't given them blood yet?
Sharaya: not yet
Jessica: Are you sure? :-)
Jessica: Some of the rituals are memory wipes, too.
Cosmo: We have ways of eliding the... less pleasant... parts of the application process form the minds of those we end up hiring.  It improves morale.
Liz: Have you had any periods of unconsciouness? Dizziness?
Jessica: SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE
Christopher: You're required to have a horcrux on file with the Tech Team.
Sharaya: well...maybe not so sure then
Cosmo: Exactly.
Jessica: I wouldn't worry about it.
Jessica: Worrying impacts productivity.
Cosmo: Best to put it out of your mind.
Cosmo: ...again.
Liz: ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
Sharaya: no worries. all seems well and I'm happy. that's what matters right?
Jessica: HAIL
Cosmo: THE GLOW CLOUD WILL SAVE US ALL.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Stephen: I just wanna civilize the Internet.


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ALL HAIL.


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ALL HAIL.

p.s. vote for me

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Ashley: i will not hesitate to shank you Christopher
Gary: do not shank tech team
Christopher: I believe Crystal's already got dibs on several forms of bodily mutilation, Ashley. You should coordinate with her.
Ashley: Will do. I'm sure we can come up with some kind of alternating stabbing schedule.

Editor

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Sutter: (to developers) No need for stress-vomiting!
Ryan: Don't take away that as an option.
Sutter: No one is taking that option away from us.
Judy: NASA can.


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Cosmo wrote:
Stephen: I just wanna civilize the Internet.

Bwhahahahah.....oh your serious.....?

Let me get my troll slayer kit.


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Cosmo wrote:
Stephen: I just wanna civilize the Internet.

Yeeeeeaaaahhhh...Good luck with that.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Christopher: Or there's too much [redacted] beating down on me.
Christopher: I get confused sometimes.
Gary: hey the only thing that should be beating down on you is me

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Cosmo: Anyone else find it comforting that our Project Manager knows so much about how much sleep the human brain doesn’t need?

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Jessica: that is your brain
Jessica: saving your life

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jessica: and I became Death, Destroyer of Worlds

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jessica: I solved [problems] merely by glancing at them

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cosmo: It’s amazing how many problems are taken care of with utter destruction.

Digital Products Assistant

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Sara Marie Based on the last 5 posts here, I forbid Cosmo and Jessica from ever being on the same project team.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Chris Self has joined this chat.
Cosmo Eisele has left this chat.
Liz Courts hides the rum
Sara Marie: everyone run

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Money Chris : So does anybody want to pry the gems out of the statue?
Everybody in the party: NO!!!

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Crystal: I am not allowed to change the batteries in the remote
Robot Chris: yeah, I know :|

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christopher: Robots are like mythic gunslingers: they got 400 grit

robot chris: also those aren't bullets so much as miniature cannons within more cannons et cetera

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cosmo: ***HAPPINESS CANNONS ONLINE***

cosmo: ***ORBITAL GLITTER BOMBARDMENT COMMENCING IN 3... 2...***

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