Overheard at the Paizo office


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sara marie: ...I almost told Gary to turn down his crazy music.

sara marie: then i realized it was the fire truck from the firestation going by.

gary: wasn't me!

gary: i'm starting fires, not putting them out

Former VP of Finance

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Gary Teter: you can still go to that thread
Gary Teter: it just won't appear in any of the recent threads lists or on the main forum page or on its forum page
Gary Teter: its own mother will no longer recognize it
Gary Teter: dogs will run away, whimpering, from the sound and smell, not the sight, for not even the hounds will catch it in their sight
Gary Teter: you may feel a cold draft as a hidden thread passes you in the dark
Gary Teter: this is normal
Cosmo: What about the wetting? Is it normal to wet myself?
Gary Teter: threads with lots of flagstars may produce a minor sensation of dread
Chris Self: Tell me someone is putting this in overheard already?
Gary Teter: somebody hid that thread
Gary Teter: it is now whimpering in a corner, scared and shivering
Gary Teter: waiting for someone with a direct link to rescue it

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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I would just like to point out that the above post is number 404 for this thread. Spooky!!

Scarab Sages

Gary Teter wrote:
I would just like to point out that the above post is number 404 for this thread. Spooky!!

Are you trying to challenge FAWTLy?


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Aberzombie wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:
I would just like to point out that the above post is number 404 for this thread. Spooky!!
Are you trying to challenge FAWTLy?

Nope as in a 404 error


Does that mean that Aberzombie made a 404 error?


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Does that mean that Aberzombie made a 404 error?

No, we can still find Aberzombie because there's no "hide this poster" pony.

Scarab Sages

What is a 404 error, anyway? Does that have something to do with me being a passive/aggressive meanie?

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
What is a 404 error, anyway? Does that have something to do with me being a passive/aggressive meanie?

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Gary: never a good sign when i overhear cosmo saying "fix the website" on the phone


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Chris Self wrote:
Gary Teter: you may feel a cold draft as a hidden thread passes you in the dark

I see thread people!

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Cosmo: Is this correct? "Blah Blah Blah*."

Sara Marie: Technically yes, but its kind of confusing.

Sara Marie: Try, "Bleh Bleh bleh*."

Cosmo: That sounds much better, thanks!

Sara Marie: Even functioning on half a brain I am still awesome!

*Explanation of Pathfinder Battles Preorder vs. Subscription to customer

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Ross: I'm not saying I'm going to delete it... I'm just saying I'm tilting my head at it and wondering...

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Ross: That's not actually what I said, but if it's what you heard then I suppose it still belongs in the thread.

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Cosmo: It's friday. I'm letting my freak flag fly.

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Cosmo: ...more than usual

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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sara marie tries to open paizo.com

paizo.com: An Internal Server Error Has Occurred.

sara marie: hey gary....

gary: yeah.... i broked it good!!

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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sara marie: i will type out for you to post
sara marie: since i cannot post my own quotes

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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sara marie: you can't post that without posting my quote too

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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pmg gives in

sara marie: Its not that we WANT a four door car...
sara marie: Its that we can't put a baby in the trunk...
sara marie: ..... legally

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Kunji pokes her head in the empty tech team office

Kunji: The computer people have meetings too?

Dark Archive

computer people?! its more than just the pmg?! and who's Kunji?!

Paizo Employee Creative Director

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(weirdo music coming out of Erik's office... this is actually not all that uncommon)


ulgulanoth wrote:
computer people?! its more than just the pmg?! and who's Kunji?!

The computer people are the little people who live in the computer and move all the files around the various filing cabinets.

Web Product Manager

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ulgulanoth wrote:
computer people?! its more than just the pmg?! and who's Kunji?!

Kunji is our fabulous accountant! She is awesome!

Also, yes, more than PMG! There are four of us total :)


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James Jacobs wrote:
(weirdo music coming out of Erik's office... this is actually not all that uncommon)

She's just a small town girl...

Former VP of Finance

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Sara Marie is running a Beginner Box game and I am observing.

Sara Marie: So, Chris, how many criticals before you stop looking at the rolls and just start keeping the party alive?

Sara Marie: Is shredded goblin like pulled pork?

Gary: I have three left! Giddily after Sara rolls another crit and asks how many hit points Gary has left.

Liz: It's ok, I didn't expect to be useful either.

Gary: It's ok, I have the tequila of cure light wounds.

Gary giddily: I have four left now!

Sara: Oh! There's a handy map in the front numbering them all! ...so, where are you going?
Gary: To the upside down six!

Crysral: Valeros loves shiny things! Valeros is going to swim!

Sara: Nobody tell James Jacobs that I'm abbreviating Merisiel as Mary.

Crystal: Good news! Valeros knows what a water elemental feels like now!

Lissa: Wait, are we fighting the Pink Panther?

Crystal: You're the GM. You don't know anything.

Lissa: This one's creme de menthe of invisibility!
Crystal: I have vodka of levitation!

Sara: It's kind of sticky and stringy as it comes off the wall.
Crysral: Valeros has seen this before in the brothel!
Liz: Valeros goes to spider brothels!?
Crystal: Not since the incident in Riddleport.

Chris: Someone should warn that spider before Valeros gives it his Riddleport special.
Crystal: Valeros unsheathes his mighty sword!


Chris Self wrote:


Sara: Nobody tell James Jacobs that I'm abbreviating Merisiel as Mary.

Stab..stab stab...stabitty stab stab..oh you are so going to have that happen to you

Liberty's Edge

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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Also, yes, more than PMG! There are four of us total :)

There are 4 PMGs!... :0

Dark Archive

Dragnmoon wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Also, yes, more than PMG! There are four of us total :)
There are 4 PMGs!... :0

their multiplying.... *O*


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Gary Teter wrote:

pmg gives in

sara marie: Its not that we WANT a four door car...
sara marie: Its that we can't put a baby in the trunk...
sara marie: ..... legally

See I told you, Gary. :)


Chris Lambertz wrote:
Also, yes, more than PMG! There are four of us total :)

LIES!!!! We all know that there is only one PMG, a massive, sentient program who has secretly come to dominate all life on Earth. ALL HAIL OUR BENEVOLENT DIGITAL OVERLORD!


James Jacobs wrote:
(weirdo music coming out of Erik's office... this is actually not all that uncommon)

Barry Manilow is not weirdo music! Well, OK. Maybe it is.


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Conspiracy Buff wrote:
LIES!!!! We all know that there is only one PMG, a massive, sentient program who has secretly come to dominate all life on Earth. ALL HAIL OUR BENEVOLENT DIGITAL OVERLORD!

You caught me. It's true. We're all part of the collective.

Silver Crusade

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It's ok. Assimilation fun. You'll like it.


Sara Marie wrote:

Blue Chris: ...That reminds me, I need a blowtorch...

Blue Chris: ...interesting how much of my cooking equipment recently comes from the hardware store...

Crème Brûlée?

Paizo Employee Creative Director

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Chris Self wrote:

Sara: Nobody tell James Jacobs that I'm abbreviating Merisiel as Mary.

NOTED


See..told you that the stabbing would commence shortly

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Red Chris: eating babies ≠ not good

Red Chris: wait

Red Chris: ≠ good

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James Jacobs wrote:
Chris Self wrote:

Sara: Nobody tell James Jacobs that I'm abbreviating Merisiel as Mary.

NOTED

In my defense, Chris might have heard "Mary", but I was writing it as "Meri"

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Lisa: We aren't going to do it if we can't do it great.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

Sara Marie wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
Chris Self wrote:

Sara: Nobody tell James Jacobs that I'm abbreviating Merisiel as Mary.

NOTED
In my defense, Chris might have heard "Mary", but I was writing it as "Meri"

OH! Well then you're off the hook! Well played


Sara Marie wrote:
Lisa: We aren't going to do it if we can't do it great.

Is the adverb truly dead, then?

Former VP of Finance

Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

Blue Chris: ...That reminds me, I need a blowtorch...

Blue Chris: ...interesting how much of my cooking equipment recently comes from the hardware store...

Crème Brûlée?

That and searing the surface of meats. Once you start looking at it, there are a lot of uses in the kitchen for a device that gives a high, relatively focused heat.


Things cooked with a blowtorch taste good.

Edit I sort of have an idea for a chef that is also an alchemist that finds a blowtorch in numeria.


James Jacobs wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
James Jacobs wrote:
Chris Self wrote:

Sara: Nobody tell James Jacobs that I'm abbreviating Merisiel as Mary.

NOTED
In my defense, Chris might have heard "Mary", but I was writing it as "Meri"
OH! Well then you're off the hook! Well played

{whispers:} What if she gave Meri a silly partner named Pippin, and they both sat around eating 6 to 8 meals a day, smoking pipeweed, and drinking treant draught?

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Ross: to gary I know you just made that link up, but I am still not clicking it.

Cosmo: Server not found Firefox can't find the server at www.[redacted].com.


Chris Self wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

Blue Chris: ...That reminds me, I need a blowtorch...

Blue Chris: ...interesting how much of my cooking equipment recently comes from the hardware store...

Crème Brûlée?

That and searing the surface of meats. Once you start looking at it, there are a lot of uses in the kitchen for a device that gives a high, relatively focused heat.

Marshmallows.

Hot dogs.

Popping popcorn one kernal at a time...

Paizo Employee Sales Associate

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We're big believers in Science around here:

Ross: Well, crap. It's barely after nine AM. I'm already out of tea, and I still don't feel awake. I wonder if I'll get jittery if I brew another pot.

Red Chris: possibly

Red Chris: drinking water might help

Ross: Might wake me up or make me less jittery?

Red Chris: potentially both, being dehydrated can make you tired?

Red Chris: that or you need electrolytes

Red Chris: it's what plants crave

Ross: I'll try water. If it doesn't work (or at least stall me until I wake up naturally,) then it'll be time to see if a second pot of tea is too much via the empirical method.

Ross: For science!

Red Chris: Science!

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

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Ross: I put my money on robot.

Ross: Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware.

Scarab Sages

Sara Marie wrote:


Ross: Or possibly the internet itself trying to become self aware.

But...but....isn't that the PMG?

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