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Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:


Critiques of your rhyme scheme and iambic structure aside, I REALLY want to know how you managed to make musical notation appear in a forum post. =]

like this ♫♪♫♪♫♪

Not helpful, CJ. Not helpful at all. >=[
.CrP ajniN daerhT eht fo level eno tsael ta deen uoY

I think I can make out "You need ta steal one level of the dearth Ninja PrC.

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doctor_wu wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:


Critiques of your rhyme scheme and iambic structure aside, I REALLY want to know how you managed to make musical notation appear in a forum post. =]

like this ♫♪♫♪♫♪

Not helpful, CJ. Not helpful at all. >=[
.CrP ajniN daerhT eht fo level eno tsael ta deen uoY
I think I can make out "You need ta steal one level of the dearth Ninja PrC.

It's not jumbled, it's backwards:

"You need at least one level of the Thread Ninja PrC."

The Exchange

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Power Word Unzip wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:


Critiques of your rhyme scheme and iambic structure aside, I REALLY want to know how you managed to make musical notation appear in a forum post. =]

like this ♫♪♫♪♫♪

Not helpful, CJ. Not helpful at all. >=[
.CrP ajniN daerhT eht fo level eno tsael ta deen uoY
Drat! I didn't prepare read languages today, so all I can make out of this mysterious cipher is a palindrome!

She said: ♪You Need at least ♪ one level of ♫ Thread Ninja PrC.♪

.llew sa srednow skrow etsap dna ypoC


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Crimson Jester wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:


Critiques of your rhyme scheme and iambic structure aside, I REALLY want to know how you managed to make musical notation appear in a forum post. =]

like this ♫♪♫♪♫♪

Not helpful, CJ. Not helpful at all. >=[
.CrP ajniN daerhT eht fo level eno tsael ta deen uoY
Drat! I didn't prepare read languages today, so all I can make out of this mysterious cipher is a palindrome!

She said: ♪You Need at least ♪ one level of ♫ Thread Ninja PrC.♪

.llew sa srednow skrow etsap dna ypoC

♫♪♫♪♫♪ I was only kidding,

Your snark I'm not forbidding -
And since I did inquire,
Then perhaps your Int score's higher. ♫♪♫♪♫♪

The Exchange

Power Word Unzip wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Power Word Unzip wrote:


Critiques of your rhyme scheme and iambic structure aside, I REALLY want to know how you managed to make musical notation appear in a forum post. =]

like this ♫♪♫♪♫♪

Not helpful, CJ. Not helpful at all. >=[
.CrP ajniN daerhT eht fo level eno tsael ta deen uoY
Drat! I didn't prepare read languages today, so all I can make out of this mysterious cipher is a palindrome!

She said: ♪You Need at least ♪ one level of ♫ Thread Ninja PrC.♪

.llew sa srednow skrow etsap dna ypoC

♫♪♫♪♫♪ I was only kidding,

Your snark I'm not forbidding -
And since I did inquire,
Then perhaps your Int score's higher. ♫♪♫♪♫♪

A jest was my intent

Snark was not meant.

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Crystal: "First, we get to hire Hit-Monkey..."

Lissa: "This is why you don't do customer service."

Crystal: "Awwwwwww..."


I can play the role of Hit-Monkey


Crystal Frasier wrote:

Crystal: "First, we get to hire Hit-Monkey..."

Lissa: "This is why you don't do customer service."

Crystal: "Awwwwwww..."

Trunk Monkey!


Crystal Frasier wrote:

Crystal: "First, we get to hire Hit-Monkey..."

Lissa: "This is why you don't do customer service."

Crystal: "Awwwwwww..."

Your weird ..you do realise that don't you?

Liberty's Edge

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DM Wellard wrote:
Crystal Frasier wrote:

Crystal: "First, we get to hire Hit-Monkey..."

Lissa: "This is why you don't do customer service."

Crystal: "Awwwwwww..."

Your weird ..you do realise that don't you?

Pfft. She's AWESOME! (seriously, we need more goblins)

Grand Lodge

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Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo: "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

I tried reading the wikki paged reference and my head 'sploded.

Now send someone to New Jersey to clean up the mess!


LazarX wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo: "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

I tried reading the wikki paged reference and my head 'sploded.

Now send someone to New Jersey to clean up the mess!

I think how many buffalo you understand directly influences your INT score.

Variant rule?

Grand Lodge

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New Jersey? Man, that explains a lot...

:)

Sovereign Court

Cosmo: "I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9-11, I told Lisa that if Megan is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven."

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Hudax wrote:
LazarX wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo: "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

I tried reading the wikki paged reference and my head 'sploded.

Now send someone to New Jersey to clean up the mess!

I think how many buffalo you understand directly influences your INT score.

Variant rule?

Influences, or reveals?

Sovereign Court

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Cosmo: [on the phone] "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Lisa that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Jason too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."

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Time Bandit wrote:

Cosmo: [on the phone] "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Lisa that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Jason too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."

Nicely done. :)


Time Bandit wrote:

Cosmo: [on the phone] "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Lisa that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Jason too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."

I believe Cosmo has only moved once this year. I have a hunch, because I'm looking at his old disassembled desk. ;D


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Entire Paizo Staff: "Oh my god, he shaved!"

The Exchange

Jiggy wrote:
Hudax wrote:
LazarX wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo: "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

I tried reading the wikki paged reference and my head 'sploded.

Now send someone to New Jersey to clean up the mess!

I think how many buffalo you understand directly influences your INT score.

Variant rule?

Influences, or reveals?

It could be worse:

Smurf smurf Smurf smurf smurf smurf Smurf smurf.

Dark Archive

Crystal Frasier wrote:

Crystal: "First, we get to hire Hit-Monkey..."

Lissa: "This is why you don't do customer service."

Crystal: "Awwwwwww..."

O_O

You are officially the greatest person EVAR!!!

Liberty's Edge

Somehow, I think the Paizo office may sound a bit more like this post-GenCon:

<sniffle>
<cough-cough-COUGH-HACKLUNG>
<chirp-chirp> (Crickets from Bulmahn's office)

Liberty's Edge

Time Bandit wrote:

Cosmo: "I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9-11, I told Lisa that if Megan is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven."

An Office Space reference!

Well done!

Sovereign Court

Marc Radle wrote:
Time Bandit wrote:

Cosmo: "I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9-11, I told Lisa that if Megan is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven."

An Office Space reference!

Well done!

One of my all time favorites...

:P

Contributor

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*after nuking own account and being unable to login to website*
Me: I am Anonymous! I am nobody! ...And you will now all get LOLCats and Hotdogs.
*later*
Ross: The system did a really through job eating Liz's account.
Cosmo: Thorough.
Ross: I will cut you. You no longer have a mustache to protect you.
Cosmo: No, I no longer have a mustache to protect YOU.


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Jiggy wrote:
Hudax wrote:
LazarX wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
Cosmo: "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

I tried reading the wikki paged reference and my head 'sploded.

Now send someone to New Jersey to clean up the mess!

I think how many buffalo you understand directly influences your INT score.

Variant rule?

Influences, or reveals?

I meant reveals.

I can't quite wrap my head around more than 4, so 14 for me.

Crimson Jester wrote:

It could be worse:

Smurf smurf Smurf smurf smurf smurf Smurf smurf.

I think I just smurfed myself.

Liberty's Edge

While "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo" may be a viable Int score test, the smvnf one simply drains your Int.

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Liz Courts wrote:

*after nuking own account and being unable to login to website*

Me: I am Anonymous! I am nobody! ...And you will now all get LOLCats and Hotdogs.
*later*
Ross: The system did a really through job eating Liz's account.
Cosmo: Thorough.
Ross: I will cut you. You no longer have a mustache to protect you.
Cosmo: No, I no longer have a mustache to protect YOU.

To be fair, I threatened to cut Cosmo for joking about nuking his account the way Liz did, not for correcting my spelling.

Also, does it count as overheard if it on a chat client?


Ross Byers wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

*after nuking own account and being unable to login to website*

Me: I am Anonymous! I am nobody! ...And you will now all get LOLCats and Hotdogs.
*later*
Ross: The system did a really through job eating Liz's account.
Cosmo: Thorough.
Ross: I will cut you. You no longer have a mustache to protect you.
Cosmo: No, I no longer have a mustache to protect YOU.

To be fair, I threatened to cut Cosmo for joking about nuking his account the way Liz did, not for correcting my spelling.

Also, does it count as overheard if it on a chat client?

Sure, why not? More hilarity for everyone!

Liberty's Edge

Ross Byers wrote:
Liz Courts wrote:

*after nuking own account and being unable to login to website*

Me: I am Anonymous! I am nobody! ...And you will now all get LOLCats and Hotdogs.
*later*
Ross: The system did a really through job eating Liz's account.
Cosmo: Thorough.
Ross: I will cut you. You no longer have a mustache to protect you.
Cosmo: No, I no longer have a mustache to protect YOU.

To be fair, I threatened to cut Cosmo for joking about nuking his account the way Liz did, not for correcting my spelling.

Also, does it count as overheard if it on a chat client?

It's definitely easier to cut and paste it onto the thread...

Former VP of Finance

Ross Byers wrote:

To be fair, I threatened to cut Cosmo for joking about nuking his account the way Liz did, not for correcting my spelling.

Also, does it count as overheard if it on a chat client?

The whole "out of context" thing is what makes much of this hilarious.

And yes. It *so* counts.


I like this thread...

Lantern Lodge

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gary: it's like herding cats through a field of catnip


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I love this thread..it proves the people we give out hard earned cash to are completely insane.


I doubt all these comments were 100 percent serious.

Lantern Lodge

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Liz: Hey Gary, can you add this to the to-do list?

Gary: Added to to-do list.

Sara Marie: That should already *be* on the to-do list!

Gary: It might be... I'll add checking the to-do list for duplicates to the to-do list.... Unless it's already on there.


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It's so comforting to know that the those in charge of my new favorite game are just as weird, crazy and strange as I am.

Like a big comfy couch with ridiculously comfy pillows. Ya know the kind, where you barely sit down on them and your already half-asleep?

That's how comforting it is.

Lantern Lodge

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Gary: Also, I bet I haz moar favorites than anybody!

Sara Marie: How about in ratio to how many posts they've made?

Gary: pfft

Gary: sara versus gary

Gary: Note that mine goes to 3 pages!

Sara Marie: I need numbers!

Gary: Someday I'll get around to making a "popular favorites" page or something... that's where I'm a viking!

Sara: Gary has 104 pages of comments with 3 pages of favorites.

Gary: Math is no use to you here!

Sara: I have 33 pages of comments with one page of favorites. And its not the number of individual posts that are favorited, its the number of favorites TOTAL!

Gary: k fine

sara: Because some of my comments have lots of favorites.

Gary: Yeah, those are the ones that are quotes from me!

Gary: favorites for posts created by me: 382
favorites for posts created by sm: 165

Sara: Gary's ratio is 13.513089
my ratio is 9.9757575

Crystal: No love for sara :( Well... 50% love for Sara

Gary: To be fair, her posts are all business. My posts are all about whoring for favorites.

Sara: Gary wins. Time for me to go favorite whoring!

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Ashe Ravenheart wrote:

Somehow, I think the Paizo office may sound a bit more like this post-GenCon:

<sniffle>
<cough-cough-COUGH-HACKLUNG>
<chirp-chirp> (Crickets from Bulmahn's office)

They will not be sick, because I was not at Gen Con.


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Sara Marie wrote:

Gary: Also, I bet I haz moar favorites than anybody!

Sara Marie: How about in ratio to how many posts they've made?

Gary: pfft

Gary: sara versus gary

Gary: Note that mine goes to 3 pages!

Umm... Sebastian, the Bella Sara Charter Superscriber, has 4 pages of favourited posts as of the time of my posting this. He scores particularly highly in the numbers favouriting his posts where he uses his legal skills to forensically dissect and flay other posters he considers being ridiculous. ;)

Paizo Employee Senior Software Developer

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Everybody knows Sebastian cheats.


Gary Teter wrote:
Everybody knows Sebastian cheats.

Is he paying you for this testimonial? ;)

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

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Winners: Prom Queen
Losers: Complain about cheating

I wonder how long it will take me to mark all of sm's posts as favorites tomorrow morning...

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:

Winners: Prom Queen

Losers: Complain about cheating

I wonder how long it will take me to mark all of sm's posts as favorites tomorrow morning...

You mean like you favourited all of your own posts?

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

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Gark the Goblin wrote:
You mean like you favourited all of your own posts?

It's not my fault that I appreciate my awesomeness more than anyone else.

Liberty's Edge

Sebastian wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
You mean like you favourited all of your own posts?
It's not my fault that I appreciate my awesomeness more than anyone else.

LIES!

That is all I have to say on the matter.

Grand Lodge

Gark the Goblin wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
You mean like you favourited all of your own posts?
It's not my fault that I appreciate my awesomeness more than anyone else.

LIES!

That is all I have to say on the matter.

Does that mean you appreciate Sebastian's posts more than he does???

Liberty's Edge

Scribbling Rambler wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Gark the Goblin wrote:
You mean like you favourited all of your own posts?
It's not my fault that I appreciate my awesomeness more than anyone else.

LIES!

That is all I have to say on the matter.

Does that mean you appreciate Sebastian's posts more than he does???

You know, I have yet to choose a side in the battle of Sebastian vs. the Multiverses, so sure! (Maybe I'll get on his Sorta-Respected And Not-Looked-Down-Upon List.)

Shadow Lodge

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*Wanders off to favourite all of Sara's posts*

(Four some reasoun the spell chequer on Firefoux is stuck on British Spelling)

Edit: There we go, that should help the Sara/Gary fav ratio a bit.

Lantern Lodge

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Sara: Morning! Hey Gary, how many favorites do I have?

Gary: 209. So you gained 44 since yesterday.

<pause>

Sara: ... Wait how do you do ratios? Cause my ratio went down and I don't think that is supposed to happen. Posts to favorite 1649:209?

Gary: Other way 'round: 209/1649

Sara: Doh! Math is hard!

<pause>

Sara: So Gary is actually .074 Mine is .127

Sara: Yesterday it would have been .1002

Sara: So... actually.... yesterday I won! Even before the favorite splurge of last night!

Gary: You are using the wrong definitions. You need to adopt a standard for calculation in which I am clearly a viking

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