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Sara Marie wrote:
To put this in context:

In this thread?

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Pssh, like any of us care about context.


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con-text? Is that American for prison mail?

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Gary: there are at least three things wrong with that email

Cosmo: Vic did it!

Gary: i asked vic. he says you're a dirty liar

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Sara Marie wrote:
Gary Teter wrote:

(There are a lot of campaigns being played by Paizo staff. This particular one is being run by Blue Chris, and the players all work for Paizo in various capacities. They play online via d20Pro and Skype or mumble or some such, and I can only ever hear what Sara says as I walk past. So I declare it counts as overheard at the office.)

Sara, in character: So, do you have any plot points for us?

To put this in context:

Druid: Blah blah blah blah Look I have a gorilla! Blah blah blah I want to tell you about the terrible things happening to the city but I don't trust you yet...

Tiyan: Yeah... we're on a tight schedule here.. So.... do you have any plot points for us?

I think I should just turn on QuestHelper for you guys and call it a day.

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huh... o.O since when did we have a lizardman alchemist?!

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ulgulanoth wrote:
huh... o.O since when did we have a lizardman alchemist?!

It's a kobold alchemist, actually, from "Sewer Dragons of Absalom".

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Liz Courts wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
huh... o.O since when did we have a lizardman alchemist?!
It's a kobold alchemist, actually, from "Sewer Dragons of Absalom".

I thought he looked familiar! Guy killed the party's bard/barbarian. We dragged his body back to town, raised him, then returned to the sewers. ;)

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I'm a really big fan of kobolds. I've been longing for a vicious, nasty kobold avatar pretty much since the day I started. This was the first one that fit the bill nicely that wasn't already in use.


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Chris Self wrote:
I'm a really big fan of kobolds. I've been longing for a vicious, nasty kobold avatar pretty much since the day I started. This was the first one that fit the bill nicely that wasn't already in use.

SHHHHHHHH! {whispers} You're going to accidently give Kobold Cleaver a case of self esteem. :)

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Gary: Cosmo, your yuk meter is broken.


Sara Marie wrote:
Gary: Cosmo, your yuk meter is broken.

Cosmo had a yuk meter in the first place?


Sara Marie wrote:
Gary: Cosmo, your yuk meter is broken.

Yuk as in ha ha, or yuk as in ewww? ;P

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In this case it was "ewww". Context:

Cosmo: Bacon? Olive oil? Garlic? cheddar cheese? yum! Mushrooms and jalapenos? Yuk.


Gary Teter wrote:

In this case it was "ewww". Context:

Cosmo: Bacon? Olive oil? Garlic? cheddar cheese? yum! Mushrooms and jalapenos? Yuk.

Oh, why did you have to go and put it in context. I thought he was danger surfing or something.

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Anonymous*: There are significantly worse things to do in the world than copycat Blizzard.

*I'll leave this up to your imagination.

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Gary: sara just how often did you have to go to the emergency room after throwing rocks at hornets' nests?

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Gary: i have the common sense to avoid posting stuff that i know will start a s!&*storm

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No worries, there are plenty of people on the forums capable of taking up the slack.


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Sara Marie wrote:
Gary: i have the common sense to avoid posting stuff that i know will start a s$~+storm

That makes one person on the boards.;)

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Sara Marie wrote:
Gary: i have the common sense to avoid posting stuff that i know will start a s%+&storm

Sara Marie: I'll do it!

Sara Marie: I bet I'll get favorites

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Sara Marie: Hey Gary, I was wondering about the status of a pony.

Gary: I'm working on it! But all these other ponies keep cutting in line.

Gary: Those other ponies are so unruly!

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Ross via text chat: Customer Service, are we clear for x?

Cosmo outloud: Yeah. Pull the trigger I guess...

Ross outloud: I noticed you responded in a way that doesn't leave a paper trail.

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Sara Marie wrote:

Ross via text chat: Customer Service, are we clear for x?

Cosmo outloud: Yeah. Pull the trigger I guess...

Ross outloud: I notice you respond in a way that doesn't leave a paper trail.

...and all of my efforts at obfuscation unravel. *sigh*

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Sara Marie wrote:

Sara Marie: Hey Gary, I was wondering about the status of a pony.

Gary: I'm working on it! But all these other ponies keep cutting in line.

Gary: Those other ponies are so unruly!

Other ponies?!?!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!


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Sebastian wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:

Sara Marie: Hey Gary, I was wondering about the status of a pony.

Gary: I'm working on it! But all these other ponies keep cutting in line.

Gary: Those other ponies are so unruly!

Other ponies?!?!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Highlander ponies?

I demand that Paizo make this game.

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Crystal: You can play a cyberpunk schoolgirl octopus.

Spoiler:
Note:
Google wrote:
No results found for "cyberpunk schoolgirl octopus"

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Vic Wertz wrote:

Crystal: You can play a cyberpunk schoolgirl octopus.

** spoiler omitted **

I get about 235,000 results ...

I don't think I should visit most of those sites at work though.


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Mothman wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:

Crystal: You can play a cyberpunk schoolgirl octopus.

** spoiler omitted **

I get about 235,000 results ...

Not when you put it in quotes.

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Joseph Wilson wrote:
Mothman wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:

Crystal: You can play a cyberpunk schoolgirl octopus.

** spoiler omitted **

I get about 235,000 results ...

Not when you put it in quotes.

Ah ... that's a trick I never knew.

Paizo is always teaching me things.


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What's a hentay?

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Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
What's a hentay?

Well, when a cartoon Japanese schoolgirl loves a multi-tentacled alien demon very much ...


Thanks guys. I needed that. I just read through the whole thread.


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What's a henwey?

Spoiler:
About 7 pounds

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Emperor7 wrote:

What's a henwey?

** spoiler omitted **

It's amazing how quickly puns earn a spot on my enemies list...


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Sebastian wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

What's a henwey?

** spoiler omitted **

It's amazing how quickly puns earn a spot on my enemies list...

It's because you are so puny yourself isn't it?

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Red Chris: common spinny wheel

Red Chris: er come on*

Sara Marie: now its in a snit because you called it common

Red Chris: lol ... true

Sara Marie: it is NOT a common spinny wheel... its an APPLE spinny wheel

Blue Chris: Ooo...call the beachball names...bad juju... that's like breaking a mirror

Red Chris: D:

Sara Marie: quick! throw a [redacted] over your left shoulder!

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sara marie: phew that was close

sara marie: I almost [redacted] myself on the messageboards


Vic Wertz wrote:
Crystal: You can play a cyberpunk schoolgirl octopus.

Vic just isn't using the right search terms. Try Mercurial Scavenger or octomorph "Eclipse Phase" next time.

Legal Disclaimer: Schoolgirl outfit for Barbie Octomorph sold separately.

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Sebastian wrote:
Emperor7 wrote:

What's a henwey?

** spoiler omitted **

It's amazing how quickly puns earn a spot on my enemies list...

It's a bard. A punning bard.

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Crystal: I am your entire art department today!

Crystal: Look upon me and know death!

Red Chris: O_O

Lissa: What,really?

Crystal: Bwahahaha!

Crystal: I'm unsupervised and full of coffee!

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Sara Marie wrote:

Crystal: I'm unsupervised and full of coffee!

Quick, everyone hide!!!

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She might make a picture of Richard castle attacking Hellboy with a script... Oh, right

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Crimson Jester wrote:
She might make a picture of Richard castle attacking Hellboy with a script... Oh, right

They'll settle who has the chiniest chin once and for all as the fight for my amusement!


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Vic Wertz wrote:
Crystal: You can play a cyberpunk schoolgirl octopus.

Awesome, Polyhedron is coming back!

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Crystal Frasier wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
She might make a picture of Richard castle attacking Hellboy with a script... Oh, right
They'll settle who has the chiniest chin once and for all as the fight for my amusement!

Leno will run them over with each of his cars. (You know, like he did to Conan.)


0.0

Too soon, man. Too soon.

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Crystal Frasier wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
She might make a picture of Richard castle attacking Hellboy with a script... Oh, right
They'll settle who has the chiniest chin once and for all as the fight for my amusement!

I was inspired, I might try drawing Gurgi from Disney's the Black Cauldron trying to bite Sheldon Cooper.

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Blue Chris: ...That reminds me, I need a blowtorch...

Blue Chris: ...interesting how much of my cooking equipment recently comes from the hardware store...

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