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I thought Aroden was killed by [Miss Scarlett] in [the conservatory] with [the lead pipe]?

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Steve Geddes wrote:
Chris Lambertz wrote:
Removed some posts. Comments like this really aren't appropriate. If it's not directly involving something overheard in our office, it does not belong in this thread. Thanks!
You take requests, right? Would you guys mind discussing the plot for the AP after Iron Gods for a little while?

Someone in the AP planning meeting: I can wait to tell people about [REDACTED]!

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christopher: I'd think they'd function more as squirmy earmuffs.

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robot chris: we are not uncouth we just want burritos


I ask you, can we not act civilly toward one another and simply crush our burritos in good company?

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CS Erik I considered making a vampire pun, but there was too much at stake.

I am not opening up the pun can of worms, you guys know what not to do. :|

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Yes, a vampire pun spree sure would suck.

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Cosmo is never actually being serious
Liz: But that's not public knowledge yet

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ashley: coincidence? possibly, but the internet has made me suspicious of such things.

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Ross Byers wrote:
Yes, a vampire pun spree sure would suck.

Theres a couple really good ones I've been batting around.


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Fangs, but no fangs.

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I knew we could Count on you guys.


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I wouldn't put any stake in that Cosmo.

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Robot Chris: The problem with birds is that they like one human and despise all others, and that just doesn't fly.
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Robot Chris: I made a pun!
Christopher: ... you did! It flew right over my head.

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robot chris: hobbits as spider monkeys...

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Ashley: Erik, it's best to not go all "COME AT ME BRO" to the universe.

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Robot Chris: you are store blog
Robot Chris: store blog is you
Robot Chris: one of us
christopher: You are not the blog. You are not the things in your house.
Liz: Are you sure I'm not the blog?

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Ashley: You have delusions? Dang, i just have panic attacks.
Christopher: My pessimism prevents panic attacks.
Cosmo: You say “panic attack”... I say “properly motivated”.
Robot Chris: That sounds about right.

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Christophers hair is ablaze. Liz, A baby bunny is using your papers as a bed. These are things that should never happen in an office.

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snickersimba wrote:
Christophers hair is ablaze. Liz, A baby bunny is using your papers as a bed. These are things that should never happen in an office.

What you expect the baby bunny to never sleep just because it's in the office? Babies need their sleep!

Liberty's Edge

Not on paperwork. Tends to be bad. Then liz cannot work. Because there is an adorable bunny sleeping on her work. So she gets a break from work to enjoy the cuteness. How unfortunate


*falls asleep on Liz's paperwork*

*is work-preventingly adorable*

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liz: A fleet of hamsters died to make that happen.


Sara Marie wrote:
liz: A fleet of hamsters died to make that happen.

At least it wasn't Bothans.

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Mythic JMD031 wrote:
Sara Marie wrote:
liz: A fleet of hamsters died to make that happen.
At least it wasn't Bothans.

The Bothans are stockpiled at Lisa & Vic's.

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christopher: Sooooo not clicking on that.

robot chris: serious question, when has robot ever linked something not: glitterly, adorable, silly gif, or small animal?

liz: I think there was a [redacted] incident

robot chris: hey now, nothing was linked

robot chris: that was ALL Cosmo

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robot chris: Aug 31, 2011, 10:40 AM<- proof! I linked nothing!

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robot chris: andpossiblyalsoitwasn'tallcosmo>_>

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Sara Marie: why do i have the feeling we aren't talking about fruit anymore

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Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: Aug 31, 2011, 10:40 AM<- proof! I linked nothing!

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robot chris: andpossiblyalsoitwasn'tallcosmo>_>

I have no memory of this thing.

This is probably for the best.

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Ross Byers wrote:
I have no memory of this thing.

I know.

Ross Byers wrote:
This is probably for the best.

Yes.


Cosmo wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
I have no memory of this thing.
I know.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN


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Cosmo wrote:
Ross Byers wrote:
I have no memory of this thing.

I know.

Ross Byers wrote:
This is probably for the best.
Yes.

Wow, you know it's bad when Cosmo agrees not having memory of it is a good thing.

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robot chris: and that smeagol guy was pretty shifty, not sure he was actual certified tour guide

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In the midst of a discussion of the anatomy and terminology for Subscription Sidecarts.

sharaya: I watched harry potter last night, so suddenly I have this image in my head of Hagrid with his mortorbike, with a stack of pathfinder books in the sidecart.

sharaya: oops... bestiary 4 just flew out

katina: That's okay, it landed in some happy little Muggle's back yard.

katina: With the technology we have today, I'm a little disappointed that the bestiaries don't have fur and monster teeth like the book in Harry Potter.

katina: If our books attacked people, I think it would add a lot of flavor to their gaming experience.

katina: The flavor being blood, of course.

sharaya: Maybe that could be a special edition someday

katina: I wonder if people would try to make their books fight each other.

katina: Illegal bookfighting rings

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Kevin: What is that?

Crystal: It's a Budda's Palm. It's like if your hand was made out of lemons and tentacles. The dark hand of citrus.

Lissa: The hentai orange.


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Sara Marie wrote:
sharaya: I watched harry potter last night, so suddenly I have this image in my head of Hagrid with his mortorbike, with a stack of pathfinder books in the sidecart.

this is the only way he can get all his additional resources to the table for pfs

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Liz APPARATING IS ILLEGAL ON PAIZO GROUNDS

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70 favorites post

gary: number of quotes in 70-favorite post by pmg: 4

gary: number of quotes in 70-favorite post by sm: 1

gary: % of favorites allocated to pmg: 75%

gary: you have to do the math sometimes to see how i am winning favorites battle

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Robot Chris: you can take my freedom and throw skittles at me, but don't touch the waffle fries

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will : Lawful Good doesn't mean Lawful Nice.


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It's actually 80% (4/5).

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crystal: This one book is vexing me

cs erik: Ultimate Vexes?

Grand Lodge

Sara Marie wrote:

70 favorites post

gary: number of quotes in 70-favorite post by pmg: 4

gary: number of quotes in 70-favorite post by sm: 1

gary: % of favorites allocated to pmg: 75%

gary: you have to do the math sometimes to see how i am winning favorites battle

But Ross had 5 posts.

And Erik won the internet after he dropped the mic.


Actually it is 25% for Gary (4 quotes out of 16) giving Gary 17.5 favorite to Gary and 4.375 favorites to Sara. (or we could count words or even letters and divide accordingly but I am going to sleep and not doing that myself).

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Pathfinder Companion, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Roleplaying Game, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

You guys are going about this all wrong.

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lissa: SKR ruined my kitten.

Clearly Lissa is winner.

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liz: DID THE ABYSS LOOK INTO YOU

money chris: It winked.


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liz: DID THE ABYSS LOOK INTO YOU

money chris: It winked.

THE ABYSS: H́͝͏͘͢O̸̶̧͝W̷̶͟͟ ́͏̵̶͜Y̶̢̨͟O̸͟͡U̡͡͝͏ ̡̧͟͟D̶̴̨͟O҉Į̵N҉̀'̛͠?̢̨͞

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I looked into the abyss.

It blinked first.

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Christopher: Cosmo, hold my beer
Cosmo: oh no
Ashley: flee!

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