And you must flow
Grinch should not play with fire, as they are highly inflammable too.
*Fiddles while thread burns*
*Does the same*
Alphonse! Not in public!
Eww!
Put it out, put it out - our moussaka's getting singed!!
*Notices the fire go into other parts of the forum.*
Burn, baby, burn!
*Starts dancing merrily, then grabs Schism and dances with her.*
Thank you. The stench was overwhelming.
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Yes, it was quite off-putting. Shame about the forum.
*Gestures to the surroundings, showing that the forum has completely burnt to the ground.*
No matter, it will all be repaired in time.
*Transforms into a bat and flies away, carrying Vampire Schism with him.*
If you'll excuse us we have guests waiting, come along daughter.
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Juliette, the Count is late! That's very unlike him.
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Never mind that. I want to know whose footprints those are in the moussaka.
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Don't worry he's now on his way. He needed to stop for a quick bite.
*A laugh soundtrack is played, though the source couldn't be found.*
He only asks, to keep the Neo United Alliance of Evil (that's all known Power Rangers villains) entertained.
*Everyone looks over to the villains in question (from Lord Zedd to the Machine Empire and beyond).*
Yikes... Guess we've got our work cut out for us, eh?
*Spies the moussaka, notices it looking flatter than before.*
Looks like Pulgopoulos' Fairy Bouzouki Band didn't appreciate my efforts...
Use that telekinetic hand to slap Nosferatu, then call out for pie & chips, since dinner is pretty much ruined. Gah!
Sorry we're late.
The Count had to take care of some last minute preparations for one of the late arrivals.
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We would have been here sooner if someone had been in bat form, daughter!
*Glares at Vampire Schism for a few seconds.*
And yes, we did have to go by the drive-thru as I getting hungry! Besides, you got a kid's meal...
*Now addresses everyone else.*
My sincerest apologies for my unusual absence, my daughter will now serve the drinks to all staff and guests.
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*Waves off the Count's apologies (showing no concern whatsoever) and goes back to whatever they were doing (from watching the all-you-can-eat buffet being prepared, to laughing at the staff dancing, to just chatting with each other: by telling jokes, bragging about conquests and other achievements or just grumbling about their shared hatred of the Power Rangers), whilst waiting for Vampire Schism to hand out the drinks.*
Bats are sacred where I come from.
I will only turn into one in front of willing worshipers.
I would have over a 300 followers by now if you hadn't killed them all for trespassing.
begins serving
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While you sleep in my crypt, beneath my castle, in my domain, you obey my rules!
As such, any followers you garner must stay outside of the territory for their own safety!
*Grabs the last drink from Vampire Schism (who grabs the penultimate one).*
But now, let us toast: to old friends, new friends and new beginnings!
*Lifts glass to give the whole room a toast.*
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*All the Power Rangers villains and monsters (both old and new, including those yet to appear in future comics/shows) lift their glasses to return the Count's toast. Then they went to the buffet, which was finally all prepared, with each villain and monster eagerly picking out what they can't wait to eat.*
Cheers!
{Juliette, don't mention ANYTHING to Schism about Cousin Mimi's new batgroin mine}
*Merry party music stops abruptly*
Huh?
What was that?
I couldn't hear anything over the flugelhorns.
Great party, but I know what would boost it into the stratosphere - BONGOS!!!
*Bapping commences*
Casts silence spells on all bongos
Enough of that.
Give that giant monkey a set of maracas.
Super. Cymbals it is, then.
Thank you, it was becoming quite noisy. It was giving your aunt Rita such a headache.
I have an Aunt?
Wracks memory.
Thats right, she is my Aunt. Why did I forget that?
detect magic
detect poison
Hey! Someone spiked the drinks with GoatToucher's patented forget me juice.
I wish I could remember who.