As was the rooty toot toot, to whit, we have had Play Faster stripes painted on our flugelhorns. It really works!
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We're using it as a mute.
Oh no! Quick, somebody wave Borvil's old tights under his nose while we parp repeatedly at him. That should bring him around.
My definition is: Toodley toot toot toot, yeah! It's a new dawn, a new dawn, a new dawn for the flugelhorn,
Fabsotootly!
Custard makes for an unusual (if effective) mute when one is required to play pienissimo.
We have achieved ENLIGHTENMENT.
*Serenades Wally, the Count, and friends as they walk out into the car park*
The acoustics have improved, I must say.
Toot toottoot toot toottoottoottooot toooooot,
But not as sweet as the sound of a well-played flugelhorn!
Like the gift of Melody.
OK, then - are they flugelhorn sized trolls?
Are they flugelhorn sized mutes?
Similar to a small apartment, i.e. a little flat.
Did somebody ask for a Light Toot?
*Dressed in elaborate 19th century style military uniform, marches back and forth behind the clown, tootling with vigour*
*Begins playing the Piña Colada song, a semitone out*
Toot toot toot toottoottoottoottööööt
*Merry party music stops abruptly*
{Wakes Schism up by parping right in their ear}
No, idiot, FLUGELPOPS LIVE!!! Lardies and genitalphleghms, our tribute to Doja Cat, with parps in all the right places!
*Plays, plays and plays the VICTORY SONG* *Dances, dances and dances the VICTORY DANCE* *Eats, eats and eats the VICTORY SPINACH* 
Smurfs galore. Wait, wait - what's that you're holding?! By Tootates, it's the Legendary Orichalcum Flugelhorn of MegaParpocreton, an instrument beyond price!
How about putting my name on those fabulous flugelhorns you've got? Which bit - the horn, or the flugel?
*Plays 'Put On A Happy Face', while performing sinister, yet suggestive, dances*
A little from column A, a little from column TOOT TOOTTOOTTOOOT.
Like goblins with a flu
What went wrong was the Great Flugelhorn Drought of 2009-2019. Thankfully, that long nightmare is now over. TOOT TOOOOOT!! |