Shouldn’t give us your password.
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Yeah, that’ll help.
Get some rest.
Robert Palmer is safe enough, but watch out for the rest of that stuff, guys.
Mind the speed bumps.
It’s a bit loud in here. Time to don your hearing protection.
If you are seeing red dots, you should seek medical attention immediately.
We don’t talk about such things.
Zombie tigers should be kept on ice. Otherwise, their rotting corpses will spread disease.
Everyone watches a video about ladder safety. Especially Dr. Vitruvian.
Gasoline is both easy to ignite and explosive. Don’t play with gasoline, kids.
By any means except actually posting in that thread, I think you meant. The next poster takes safety seriously.
Might be easier to answer: What have you not been squatting on.
Always make sure your hazmat suit is correctly fitted, before entering the hazard zone.
Grinch should not play with fire, as they are highly inflammable too.
When applying bandages, always be sure to leave a breathing hole.
If you are using the words “insert “ and “clarinet “ in the same sentence, you may need to reassess your safety protocols.
Be sure to clean the super glue off your hands before you grab your friend by the wrists for wild dancing.
Always make sure you know the difference between an egg and a severed head.
Always wear appropriate PPE.
Cats are not a suitable choice of headgear.
Helmets are recommended while pogo jumping.
Oh, don’t ask why.
Wear protective gloves while handling hedge hogs.
Good housekeeping is a critical component of any safety program.
Use nuclear devices. Never.
Always wear goggles while operating space lasers.
Never use laminate coating unless you have been certified.
Avoid tripping if you run with scissors. |