Schism Hag's page

Can't get rid of the Stench of Stupidity.

The Narbie Movie.

Makes me want to upchuck as well.

Stays - Dog learns to be a good boy.

Smoked Time really messes you up.

Casts all seeing eye.
Wenda is behind the girl with pink pigtails.
Woof is next to the yellow tabby.
Wizard Whitebeard is next to the Man in the Yellow Hat.
Odlaw is next to one of the Beagle Boys.

Schism sent Schism the pipe bomb. Because Schism.

We did not.

Bow ties are so passé.

:4
Chimera with only 2 heads.

Is it the cheese shop where they lock you in the booth?

The way your hair grows back, you could supply the whole industry for months until the fad goes away.

It is the way you said witch.
You didn't show enough respect when you said it.

Didn't know someone could gain knowledge by eating books.

Anarchy: 1d100 + 20 ⇒ (80) + 20 = 100

Makes a very nice tea.

I like how the orcs are filling the hole by throwing themselves in it.

Cast Mute Hex on Chuck Les.

Did I just see a mongoose run out of the stands and onto the pitch?

25 on the Lightfoots.

I expected better of Rampagers. The Surfriders should not have scored a single touchdown.

To say goodbye.

I got tickets for 3rd row mid-field.

He must be desperate.

Feathered Jaguars vs. Iron Anvils

Crimson Spikes vs. Durum's Destroyers

Howling-Hills Hellions vs. Dark Ark Serpents

Sorry Count.
The last time I used a microphone my cackles broke everyone's eardrums.

She is one of my special pets.
When happy she injects healing venom; when angry it is poison.

Wracks memory.
Thats right, she is my Aunt. Why did I forget that?

detect magic
detect poison

Hey! Someone spiked the drinks with GoatToucher's patented forget me juice.

Thank you, it was becoming quite noisy. It was giving your aunt Rita such a headache.

I have an Aunt?

Casts silence spells on all bongos

Enough of that.

Don't believe Pulg, Mr. Grinch.
Ask him why he shaves before planting?

First someone stole her pets, then turned them into trombone.

I prefer Jupiter Juice myself.

Hey!
I patented that drug last year.
You stole my poi stuff.

TMH - hexes hair

ZAP!

One less creepy blue thing.

hexes all the chickens so they all lay misshapen green eggs.

cackle cackle cackle

This is fun.

Thank you Count.

Not even close.

You're just saying that so you can win the next Hairiest Contest.

Not now.

Casts permancy on Comte's britches.

Which is more upsetting?
The body itself or that every valuable has been looted?
Including all magic components.

Crabese was an elective at Hag High.

Oh, You mean Aunt Rita. She is from my Mother's side.

True, but you still know your Power Rangers stuff (which is more than me). Also, just between us Vidmaster7, don't you think Schism Hag looks like Rita Repulsa?

I think we may be cousins on my Father's side.

I have a remedy for that.
*Hands Dedrick a potion.

With his beard's unknown powers, nothing is ruled out.

They passed thru once and didn't learn their lesson.
I don't think a second trip will make much of a difference.

I hear GoatToucher is looking for new lab assistants.
You could volunteer them.

Actually he caught something by standing too close to Comte and had to burn everything, including body hair.

Should have asked someone who knows how to write them.

W H Y Enter

Casts fly on self.