Blood Hag

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30 posts. Alias of Charles Scholz.


We're all guilty of something, but can they prove it.

Hee, Hee, Hee!

Laser Clown of the 34th Century wrote:

*bursts into the room, literally astride a beam of light*

*grabs Schism Hag with a cyber-sodegarami*


Wait! What?

What the heck is a cyber-sodegarami?

Stop stuffing yourself.

The next poster has a cure for going stir crazy.

*Cast research on the Count.
There, that should help.


*Casts ghost light.

Here you go.

Hey now!
Don't put me in that category.
And no, I am not complaining.

You are undead.
inflict wounds should heal you.

Good thing that was acid and not Holy Water, Count.
*Casts inflict serious wounds on Count.
There. All better.

Casts siren song on self while shifting personalities.

I could always put Comte under a compulsion.
My f(r)iend Belphegor has been teaching me things.

Casts protection from harm on self.

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:

*Brews a nice, hot, cup of tea.*

Take your time, Vidmaster7, we've got all day.

*Drinks the tea at an enjoyable pace.*

Coffee comes from beans.

Tea comes from leaves.

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Almost weekend....just 2 hours and 25 mins.


What spell are you using?
I opened this thread and it said your post was "2 hours, 25 minutes ago".


Have no worries my dear count.
The first bite was enough.
You never know when the rest of me will arrive.

Hexes I will cast: 1d100 ⇒ 88

I loved them.

I beg to differ.

I wonder which stone they have?
Maybe I can have myself steal it.

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*Uses time gem. Reverses everything Ultron Sigma did.

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*cast forgetfulness

There, no one will remember this conversation.

Someday, I will be able to affect more than just the last hour of someone's memory.

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The magic I could have cast right afterward if I was awake...

Oh well, can't win them all.

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*whisper in the ear

Just ignore him dear.
He is crazy.

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Why did it have to be her to show up next?

A new player has entered the field.
I wonder whose side she is on?

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I put a spell on you: 1d100 ⇒ 96 burrowing fleas

Cackles per second: 1d20 ⇒ 20
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Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
I never said I had a problem with your hair, it's rather nice actually, I just found it unusual that a vampire bite could turn a derro into a hag.

You didn't transform me silly vampire, you released me.

My appearance is my own doing.

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
*Wonders just HOW a derro can become a blood hag through a vampire bite.*

You have no problem with a vampire whose hair is bleached white, but have a problem with mine?

Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:
It's going to be a very crazy year.

You have now idea how right you are.

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I must thank you Count Heydrich.
If not for that bite you gave me, I may have languished in my own subconsciousness forever.

*which turns into a cackle

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I have arrived.
The world will never be the same.