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Some lightly masticated matzo crackers, a shtreimel, five pounds of forbidden fats,
Hyud hyud hyud hyud hyud hyud doodle doodle doodle dood dood dyu!
Fare thee well to Waterhammer, you are leaving? Fare thee well!
geyt dir gezunt tsu vaterhamer, ir zent avek? zeyt dir gut!
It's a Bluetooth-enabled salmonet with a spigot that administers unlimited quantities of cream cheese!
*Tootles vigorously on his shiny new salmonet*
That'd make a heck of a clarinet. Unfortunately, it's not kosher, so we'll have to make do with this gargantuan salmon instead.
*Fiddles while thread burns*
A wedding, a wedding! O wait. Dinosaurs are treyf, and as for accordions....
*Sniff sniff* The mouthpiece of this clarinet has a distinctively tangy scent that I can't quite place. Maybe the triceratops is to blame.
They don't call it the Misery Stick for nothing, you know.
I could have told you that a bullwhip wouldn't have done any good. What you need is a clarinet.
I shall lure them away from the thread with a lugubrious clarinet melody. How's that?
Monday, boring
European culture = schnapps & pickles Odd - must be banned in the US... O well. All you missed out on was some Fairy Pickle Klezmer.
Go peddle your fish elsewhere!
Neyn!
Vunderlekh, vunderlekh.
Ah, takes us right back to the old country. Shuttup now, or we'll push your teeth in.
Hey, does UFC stand for Uncensored Fairy Clarinet?
O good. We know a song about that. Oh Yekb, oh Yekb, oh Yekb Kirk,
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