The Neo United Alliance of Evil's page

A drunken state of Fresno Nightcrawlers.

A __________ of Putty Patrollers.

*Sets to work, creating new minions to replace the ones that went rogue.*

*Awakens from a long slumber, imposed by Pulg, thanks to a spell he got from GoatToucher.*

*Begins recovering data files, hoping to recall previous operations.*

*Is made aware of some putties and other minions who are "changelings" have gone rogue.*

*One of whom, is the Pineoctopus (who uses his human identity of Pineapple the Clown).*

*Finishes completing a new base, begins sending minions to further subjugate the conquered galaxies.*

*Continues to conquer galaxies, destroying those who resist, including Floop-Doopula.*

Long little doggies slaughtered: 6d80 + 50d13 + 42 ⇒ (78, 4, 21, 72, 8, 67) + (2, 5, 3, 11, 5, 11, 13, 6, 13, 12, 12, 12, 10, 2, 3, 10, 2, 2, 10, 2, 2, 3, 3, 11, 7, 6, 2, 13, 5, 3, 6, 8, 2, 3, 1, 4, 7, 2, 10, 3, 8, 11, 4, 9, 8, 5, 1, 2, 1, 10) + 42 = 598

*Obliterates Freehold DM, to save them the hassle of going to work.*

*Conquers this thread, maintaining government procedures.*

Dark Specter: bah! Iron Man and Thor are just amateurs, mere insects!

Admiral Malkor: less of that thank you!

Ransik: you know what he means admiral!

Lothor: enough arguing, we have a thread to conquer!

Koragg: that's right, this thread as a matter of fact!

*Uses the energy cannon to obliterate Waterhammer in a vain attempt to avoid laughing at such a terrible joke.*

*The energy cannon misses however and hits Comte de Malodor instead.*

*Naturally, Comte de Malodor survives. But he no longer has his "wrecking balls."*

Astronoma: so, while that's happening, let's get back to work.

Madam Odius: yes, we still have much to do, in our conquest.

Queen Machina: we should use the energy cannon some more.

Levira: not to mention our infinite supply of expendable goons!

Ivan Ooze: exactly! So, let's get to it everyone, victory awaits!

*As one*: the Power Rangers!

King Mondo: now that we have shown our newfound might, what's next?

Lord Zedd: *peers at the earth, becomes disgusted.*

Rita Repulsa: what's the matter, Zeddy?

Lord Zedd: Comte de Malodor has lampreys in his trousers!

*Everyone lets out a unanimous cry of disgust.*

Lord Drakkon: we already have!

Diabolico: what is that annoying, buzzing sound!?

*Likes the way Vampire Schism thinks.*

*Destroys both Italy and France.*

*Has successfully built powerful energy cannon.*

*Asks the next poster which country they hate more...*

*Italy or France?*

*Finishes celebration, begins new plans of total conquest.*

*Has successfully taken over the forum.*

Lord Zedd: we did it!

*Begins a grand celebration.*

Madam Odius: finally, this has been a long time coming!

*Receives the parcel from GoatToucher (it's a big one).*

Koragg: it seems that even we weren't forgotten.

*Opens the parcel, gets excited.*

Boomtower: those pesky little Power Rangers have been defeated at last!

*Joy quickly turns into horror and revulsion.*

Divatox: did GoatToucher really need to include photos and detailed information on how he did it?

*Deep in the furthest reaches of Outer Space, beyond even The Dark Tapestry itself, a large gathering of the most vilest and malevolent demigods hold a magnificent feast to celebrate the birth of a new world (as the first one was destroyed by unknown means, though many speculate that something called "the Death Wars" is to blame). Together, the demigods seek to corrupt and despoil this new world and its populace before ultimately reducing the planet to a pile of cinders and the populace wiped out.*

*As a sign of things to come, the evil demigods send forth a vast host of cruel and vicious monsters to cause widespread damage and misery to planet's wildlife and earliest inhabitants.*

Make my monster grow!: 40d4 + 60d6 + 80d8 + 100d10 + 100d12 + 100d20 ⇒ (1, 1, 4, 3, 4, 4, 2, 2, 4, 1, 3, 3, 4, 4, 2, 2, 1, 2, 4, 3, 1, 2, 2, 4, 2, 2, 2, 3, 4, 4, 2, 3, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2) + (2, 3, 6, 5, 5, 2, 1, 2, 6, 1, 6, 5, 5, 2, 5, 4, 1, 1, 3, 1, 3, 4, 6, 3, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 5, 2, 4, 1, 4, 2, 3, 5, 3, 2, 6, 5, 6, 5, 2, 2, 5, 6, 5, 4, 3, 1, 5, 5, 1, 2, 2, 1, 3, 4, 2) + (2, 3, 4, 7, 2, 7, 5, 6, 3, 7, 3, 2, 3, 2, 3, 5, 3, 8, 6, 7, 5, 8, 2, 8, 8, 8, 3, 1, 2, 8, 6, 7, 4, 3, 3, 1, 3, 2, 6, 8, 1, 6, 4, 4, 6, 8, 3, 7, 2, 6, 7, 3, 4, 8, 5, 5, 5, 5, 8, 1, 4, 1, 6, 7, 1, 5, 2, 1, 3, 1, 5, 8, 1, 6, 2, 8, 4, 3, 3, 8) + (4, 1, 5, 8, 7, 3, 1, 9, 9, 8, 7, 6, 6, 6, 4, 8, 8, 2, 9, 8, 7, 3, 10, 4, 4, 2, 3, 1, 1, 1, 6, 4, 8, 9, 3, 8, 3, 3, 4, 2, 1, 1, 5, 2, 1, 5, 5, 3, 2, 7, 2, 10, 7, 5, 5, 6, 5, 2, 8, 6, 1, 1, 3, 1, 7, 1, 3, 6, 5, 9, 5, 10, 5, 10, 10, 5, 9, 8, 1, 4, 4, 9, 6, 4, 9, 10, 10, 9, 9, 1, 5, 5, 10, 8, 9, 1, 4, 3, 2, 5) + (8, 7, 1, 9, 12, 3, 12, 12, 8, 9, 11, 2, 11, 1, 7, 8, 10, 1, 4, 10, 7, 5, 1, 4, 5, 9, 9, 10, 9, 2, 2, 10, 1, 9, 5, 5, 11, 8, 4, 4, 6, 6, 12, 11, 4, 9, 12, 1, 3, 2, 11, 1, 5, 10, 6, 8, 7, 5, 1, 12, 6, 1, 12, 10, 10, 12, 8, 5, 5, 5, 8, 10, 1, 9, 5, 7, 6, 3, 1, 8, 5, 3, 3, 6, 1, 5, 9, 5, 3, 8, 4, 4, 3, 6, 5, 11, 11, 11, 5, 8) + (4, 7, 14, 19, 17, 12, 7, 5, 19, 14, 8, 19, 8, 16, 16, 4, 5, 7, 3, 17, 1, 15, 5, 13, 4, 4, 5, 5, 9, 10, 7, 14, 11, 19, 16, 8, 8, 16, 4, 1, 10, 15, 6, 4, 10, 4, 4, 20, 8, 2, 5, 20, 5, 18, 12, 9, 1, 15, 20, 10, 13, 12, 10, 8, 8, 7, 4, 8, 10, 18, 11, 18, 18, 2, 3, 20, 9, 4, 3, 2, 8, 8, 8, 16, 14, 13, 20, 19, 20, 9, 3, 9, 19, 15, 19, 3, 12, 11, 1, 5) = 2837

*Is impressed with Bigger Shark's callous action.*

*Deploys a random growing method to make Bigger Shark grow giant.*

*Begins conquering the forum in time for Christmas.*

*Is somewhat insulted, yet relieved at being ignored by GoatToucher.*

*All the members start shivering in fright.*

Lord Zedd: that's why we offer the services of our minions to you.

Divatox: yes, for we all want you to succeed in your goal, your greatness.

Necrolai: if it would provide further aid, then perhaps we could find more "test subjects".

Madame Odius: what would you find more helpful?

*While this was going on, The when was eating Pulg's Mind.*

King Mondo: don't get too carried away with the karaoke or hacking things to pieces everyone!

Astronoma: indeed, GoatToucher will be giving a demonstration soon.

Ransik: yes, and it's our monsters and minions that are going to be used.

Galvanax: let's face it, if anyone can make putties or cogs or whatever squeal, GoatToucher can.

*Once again bows to GoatToucher in fearful veneration.*

Lord Zedd: I believe, your greatness, we are just partying. Unless you were referring to something else...

Queen Bansheera: Speaking of, would you care for some refreshments? *Offers GoatToucher some food/drink.*

Mesogog: Perhaps your greatness, if we can incline you, you could bestow on us all your great wisdom.

Evox: Agreed on all accounts! In fact, if it pleases you, we have minions for you to utilise.

*Immediately becomes fearful of GoatToucher's presence and bows to him in veneration.*

*GoatToucher seems to ignore this however as he then demonstrates his ointment on the next poster.*

*After eating most of the food at the buffet, all the monsters and villains have a lively dance.*

*Meanwhile, The when entertains itself by subjecting AM GOLD to cruel and horrible torture.*

*All the Power Rangers villains and monsters (both old and new, including those yet to appear in future comics/shows) lift their glasses to return the Count's toast. Then they went to the buffet, which was finally all prepared, with each villain and monster eagerly picking out what they can't wait to eat.*

*Waves off the Count's apologies (showing no concern whatsoever) and goes back to whatever they were doing (from watching the all-you-can-eat buffet being prepared, to laughing at the staff dancing, to just chatting with each other: by telling jokes, bragging about conquests and other achievements or just grumbling about their shared hatred of the Power Rangers), whilst waiting for Vampire Schism to hand out the drinks.*