Gnasty Gnorc's page

Gnorcs just wanna have fun!

*Hacks the next poster to pieces*.

That's all they really want!

*Grabs Comte de Malodor by the scruff.*

Okay you, we all told to behave and keep yer mouth shut!

*Boots Comte de Malodor up the backside, sending him flying out of the castle.*

And stay out!

What you talking about? I'm right HERE!

*Is brutally murdered before being able to explain.*

*The next poster is either the murderer or the detective hired to catch the murderer.*

I just bash KahnyaGnorc to death with my mace! I ain't got time for stupid songs!

I smash KahnyaGnorc into a pulp with my mace!

Hey! I'm fighting too you know!

*Finally gets off of Ripto.*

What a rough way to travel!

*Sees Nasty Orc and KahnyaGnorc, gets really angry.*

Hey, I know the two of you! You are the two people stealing my identity!

*Promptly attacks Nasty Orc and KahnyaGnorc.*

*Appears out of the vortex (which then disappears).*

*Lands on Ripto.*