O, hello there.
Hang on - you're dead!
I'm not dead - *you're* dead!
Butbutbut if you're still alive, I'm out of a job!
Be that as it may, gainful employment is always available in Pulg's Ziggurat of Melody. You might clank your chains rhythmically, for example, or burst out of the trombones at climactic moments, or just wail piteously over everything else that's going on, like Yoko Ono.
Except wear jodhpurs.
oh
*sob*
Pulg, bullying your own ghost is particularly poor form.
Except wear jodhpurs.Oooh, a fancy pants. Aren’t we fancy, with our fancy pants.
Yes, I am!!! The little flaps on the side contain (L) raita, and (R) hummus, so we will never run short of dips, at least.
It's surprisingly warm, and feels delightful on bare skin.
Very possibly. You might have removed the rest of the giant first, though.
Don't let his soft weeping fool you: he likes it.
I’m pleased to announce, The when’s Sandpaper Emporium. Seems a lot of the GoatToucher items come unfinished . I’ll be offering a variety of grits for that custom finish.
The splinters are a popular feature in the GoatToucher Brand lines of medical and recreational implements.
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Shut it down, kill them all and sell them as exotic food.
Never mind that. What was that he said about dinosaurs fencing?
The T-Rexes are at a distinct disadvantage with their short stubby arms.
Good footwork and a nice long lunge will mitigate that.
NO NO NO!
You are not using your strange time powers to steal the Win.
It lives forever in our hearts. Those of us who have hearts, anyway.
Why do you need a grove?
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Nice to know that the Acme Corporation have survived the pressures of lockdown.
Ahoy ahoy!
Why cain't bicycles go as fast as motor cars?
Because they're two tyred!!!!
Ukukukukukuk!!
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And there was joy in smurf town.
Walks in.
Sees who is here.
Walks out.
Don't you want to stay for our affectionate tribute to Ed Sheeran?
NO!
The advantage of an accordion is that you can keep playing while you follow someone about, FYI.
**
Those are some very minimalistic swear words.
**** ***** in the ********* **********, while *** *** **** ***** each ******** ****** to the great delight of all who ***** ****** *****.
He needed to before Barovia got put on the Amber list.
*Bellows back*
Stop, stop - that's a mating call!
o, too late
I can't watch.
puts hands over ears and turns away