Stop, stop - that's a mating call!
You think we didn't know that?
Well.
I'm impressed that you can keep playing the accordion while all this is going on, regardless.
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This should help.
:Jambi sallies forth with a small amber atomizer labeled "Lady-Triceratops Pheromones", spritzing PFAB with a generous dose:
We wouldn't want the beast to go tearing about the place, now would we?
Jambi, start recording...
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Well, that was invigorating. And given that the Half-Accordion template is definitely a thing, yes, we should expect a Happy Event any time soon.
A wedding, a wedding!
O wait. Dinosaurs are treyf, and as for accordions....
It was all a dream. No more cheese before bedtime for us!
Now that that problem has been solved, back to practicing.
Exactly what we need to shake up a torpid and hidebound new music scene! Sir, Madam, Mar, Sidam, however you wish to be addressed, I wish to add you to my pan-galactical musical tyranny. Kindly sign here and put on this shiny jacket and wig and we will have you on Top Of The Pops in no time.
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From one tyrant to another, I advise you to abandon this course, it won't end well.
Beyond that, I think we should stop raiding IHIYC's closet, all that "goofy juice" we keep drinking isn't good for us (it has such phenomenal and chaotic properties that only a being with a truly unhinged mind - GoatToucher or IHIYC - could tolerate it, besides, it's just plain unhealthy for you).
Not only that, it is bin collection day!
{Activates Yoko Turnip mode, howling vacantly while painting a combine harvester white, all in the name of Art}
Shoves all the accordions into the trash bin.
Come and get it bin collector.
Goodness golly gee McGee, why are all the bin-men screaming and running away?
The triceraccordions are hatching, the triceraccordions are hatching!
Or maybe, crazy idea, Pulg just trumped.
What, are we in Amber now?
Uh, Schism? You do know just where the trash goes, right?
Aren't those the burial at sea bins?
How can one fart without internal organs?
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And then ye Prophet went up onto Mount Crumpet, and there he heard a mighty thundering like unto the war-drums of an great host, and a blast of hot wind that bent the trees and made the rocks to skip about like young lambs, and the stench of sulphur and brimstone. Sayeth he unto the LORD, LORD, was that you? And the LORD replieth, He that smelled it, dealt it. Unto this answered ye Prophet, He who said the rhyme, did the crime, after which the LORD smote him lustily with a leven-bolt, then went off to deal with GoatToucher's Sodom and Gomorrah Reenactment Society.
... the LORD smote him lustily with a leven-bolt, then went off to deal with GoatToucher's Sodom and Gomorrah Reenactment Society.
And a fine time was had by all...
With smurfs!
Boss, since all our accordions have been disposed of as hazardous waste, will we get new ones?
Certainly! I say, those little blue chaps up there could be easily adapted for our purposes...
*Does not get a response, as Schism sees all the accordions arrive at the dump.*
Told you, now didn't I?
Runs and hides in her hole.
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A Hunting I will go,
A Hunting I will go,
Hi-Ho the Derio,
A Hunting I will go.
Yep, Derros are fine too. Anything small, blue and mentally unstable will serve, to be honest.
Vampire smurfs? That reeks of Armageddon.
;)
Luckily it is the exchange of blood and not just the bite that transforms someone into a vampire.
I never knew you taught at Monster High, Count.
He was a very strict disciplinarian.
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I understand you couldn't show favoritism, that was why I didn't complain.
So you were paying attention in my classes.
I was worried that I'd have to make you repeat the entire semester.
Hey hey, I can do that easy.
'The entire semester'
There ya go! Ahoohoohoohoo!!!
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Knocks Chuck Les unconscious and ties him to a chair.
Splashes him with ice cold water to wake him up.
First, you insert the mouth spreader and open the mouth half an inch wider than the person normally can.
Second, you take the barbed pliers and slowly squeeze them around the tongue.
Third, censored
Fourth, censored
Fifth, censored
And that is the proper way.
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Marvellous work, my daughter! That's a top grade for you.
*Presents highest reward to Vampire Schism.*
The only way to improve your performance would be by using the GoatToucher technique.
*Writes a few things down on a piece of paper.*
But, that was not necessary, what you did was exemplary enough.
*Hands the piece of paper to Vampire Schism.*
For your next assignment, I want you to collect data on the Power Rangers universe.
*Looks firmly at Vampire Schism whilst tapping the piece of paper.*
Remember to follow the instructions exactly:
1) List all known and current Power Rangers
2) Gather Intel on the origin of Power Rangers and source(s) of power
3) Document all known and current allies/enemies
4) Study the locations, time periods, etc.